#mickeymichal

Like red?

I was tagged by infamouslyroggy to post five things about myself. Sooo... here it goes.

1. I really like conserving things and hate waste (you ever see those people who throw out packets of unused ketchup or sugar? wasteful!)  2. I am short enough to walk under a volleyball net without bending my knees. 3. I am extremely loyal to the point of getting hurt by people. As I have gotten older I have become more loyal because I am less apt to get angry at people. (Bad idea? Who knows)  4. I really hate touching a chalkboard with any part of my hand (where is that eraser?).  5. When I love, I love really deeply and for a very long time.  Extra Bonus: I have been here on Tumblr since 2010. Tumblr vet..

I KNOW. GUAC IS EXTRA.

Monkey: Sup, bro.

Wolfie: Sup.

Monkey: Watching el soccero?

Wolfie: Oui.

Monkey: I hear you haven't been writing any poetry lately because of all the sex you've been having.

Wolfie: That's a rumor. Stops spreading it around.

Monkey: Oh okay. I know how it is. People get into a relationship, the art suffers. Like John Lennon and Tiger Woods.

Wolfie: Umm yeah. Something like that. What's YOUR excuse for not writing.

Monkey: Clash of Clans.

Wolfie: What's that?

Monkey: It's this stupid game on my phone. I failed calculus in college because of World of Warcraft. It's happening all over again.

Wolfie: You should really try dating. Girls, boys, or whatever you're into. It's a lot less loser-ish.

Monkey: Video games cost less money and I don't have to get tested every month.

Wolfie: Tested for what?

Monkey: Patience.

Wolfie: Ha ha... good one.

Monkey: And syphilis.

Wolfie: Ah, there you are, asshat.

Monkey: I'll be rooting for Mexico. I'm Californian, it's essentially Mexico.

Wolfie: Viva La Reagan!

Monkey: Don't you mean Raza?

Wolfie: I'm in Chicago. We're a red state.

Monkey: Isn't Obama from Chicago?

Wolfie: That's why we're a red state.

Monkey: Are we ever going to poetry again?

Wolfie: At least we're not like Matt... publishing other peoples crap and not producing his own.

Monkey: Yeah, what a selfish bastard. Always thinking of other people first instead of our needs.

Wolfie: Thank G_d tumblr is all about the porn. Shows you how clueless Obama is.

Monkey: G_d?

Wolfie: I'm Jewish.

Monkey: Ah, that explains the circumcision.

Wolfie: Muzzletoff!

You were like a forest, boy And I searched through the brush Sifted through the soil,  Fingers brown and dirty, Groping for the answer to your mind Searched the rivers  For the flow of your heart.

A stutter and A residual break-- a Stimulated sigh Of lingering potential As you rested ever so Violently against my Realms, a strong Boy, a screaming one.