WARNING: the following film is NSFW, please watch at your own risk. Now thatās out of the way, who wants to see something totally weird and experimental?Ā āAre We Not Catsā is about a man who discovers his girlfriend is subconsciously eating his hair as they drive to an abandoned resort. For the uninitiated, Xander Robin is a writer/director from New York who makes films of an experimental nature, this film being no exception. Similar to his previous film āThe Virgin Herodā, this film starts in a basis of reality before delving headfirst into all out surrealism. I donāt want to spoil too much of the film for I fear much of itās shock value would be weakened if I did. However I will say that this is a film you will either love or hate depending on your taste. Enjoy.