Michael: *Does so they can get his ex out of a human hospital so their friends can properly treat her alien ailment*
Michael (their next scene): Iâm going to go off by myself.
Alex: No. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): Iâm going with you, weâre doing this my way, because Iâm the one who joined a secret government agency that might want to study you to make your world safe and used my now-ex (Who is that again?) to recruit me because they know that I love you for us. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Successfully flirts with Michael using the least-sexiest words by way of posturing how to save Michaelâs ex and Michaelâs brother from Michaelâs dictator father* Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Is profoundly emotionally vulnerable for Michael* Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Wants to stop Michael from killing Michaelâs father because heâs inside of Michaelâs brotherâs body* Maybe I need to add some physical sexual tension. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Michael: *Immediately compliant and defenseless*
Alex (their next scene): *Saving them both, Michaelâs brother, and, therefore, also Michaelâs ex from a dictator* You got to beat my ass-hole father with his own crutch (been there with my own crutch). My turn with your truck. Sorry that heâs inside of your brother. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Like the bossiest emotional boss, exuding future-husband energy, heâs been for the entire episode* Stop hugging your ex, itâs my turn, because she is my best friend. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next/final scene): Your mother was a genius and a fighter and youâre just like her. Weâre finally getting together this episode.
Michael: I understand that you canât tell me any thing about the secret government alien-studying agency because Iâm an alien.
Alex: Youâre not getting it. Weâre finally getting together this episode. Total transparency it is then. I will tell you every thing.
Michael: Oh. Thatâs new.
Alex: ... Wait--What is happening?
Michael: *Goes to kiss Alex* Yeah, okay, weâre finally getting together this episode. It was MY plan all along!
Alex: *Immediately compliant and defenseless* ... Oh. Finally.
Theyâre both dumb-ass Jedi soulmates, your honour, the fandom rests our case.