Michael: *Does so they can get his ex out of a human hospital so their friends can properly treat her alien ailment*
MichaelĀ (their next scene): Iām going to go off by myself.
Alex: No. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): Iām going with you, weāre doing this my way, because Iām the one who joined a secret government agency that might want to study youĀ to make your world safe and used my now-ex (Who is that again?) to recruit me because they know that I love you for us. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Successfully flirts with Michael using the least-sexiest words by way of posturing how to save Michaelās ex and Michaelās brother from Michaelās dictator father* Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Is profoundly emotionally vulnerable for Michael* Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Wants to stop Michael from killing Michaelās father because heās inside of Michaelās brotherās body* Maybe I need to add some physical sexual tension. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Michael: *Immediately compliant and defenseless*
Alex (their next scene): *Saving them both, Michaelās brother, and, therefore, also Michaelās ex from a dictator* You got to beat my ass-hole father with his own crutch (been there with my own crutch). My turn with your truck. Sorry that heās inside of your brother. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next scene): *Like the bossiest emotional boss, exuding future-husband energy, heās been for the entire episode* Stop hugging your ex, itās my turn, because she is my best friend. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Alex (their next/final scene): Your mother was a genius and a fighter and youāre just like her. Weāre finally getting together this episode.
Michael: I understand that you canāt tell me any thing about the secret government alien-studying agency because Iām an alien.
Alex: Youāre not getting it. Weāre finally getting together this episode. Total transparency it is then. I will tell you every thing.
Michael: Oh. Thatās new.
Alex: ... Wait--What is happening?
Michael: *Goes to kiss Alex* Yeah, okay, weāre finally getting together this episode. It was MY plan all along!
Alex: *Immediately compliant and defenseless* ... Oh. Finally.
Theyāre both dumb-ass Jedi soulmates, your honour, the fandom rests our case.