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Your muse’s contact name in my muse’s phone.-- Bloody Pain in My Ass
Your muse’s contact picture in my muse’s phone.-- this
Your muse’s ringtone in my muse’s phone.-- Phantom of the Opera Organ solo
Which social media(s) my muse is following yours on.-- Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter
The most recent phone call between our muses, and how long it was.-- Why do you call me so often? You come by often enough you might as well not bother to call. I don’t even answer half the time.
The three most recently sent messages from my muse to yours.--
It’s 3am. Stop calling me.
No, Jasper. Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Where did you even hear that from?
I found a guy with bite marks passed out behind Shaping Plates. How many times do I have to tell you to take your business somewhere else? I’ll stop serving you meals if you keep doing this.
