1. You have to act clingy. And cringey.

2. At some point you turn into a conceited character that only cares about herself. Other than that, no character development for you.

3. Blond hair and 'ocean blue eyes' is a must. Even if you have to steal them.

4. CRY A LOTTTTT!!!!!!

5. You must create this scene where you're sprawled on the bathroom floor crying and your prince Charming comes in and asks what's wrong.

6. "Why does he even like me? I'm not that pretty. Like, at all! Look at [insert Heather name]. She deserves him more than I do."

7. "Oh God, I'm a terrible person who doesn't deserve to live." after squashing an ant.

8. Did I mention cry?

9. "I tie my hair into a messy bun and slip into some jeans." and can't forget your Converse or your Vans.

10. Be a clown. Not the 1D type, but the easily deceivable kind. He could be snorting cocaine in front of you and you'd call it flour or rat poison. A smart character could ruin the simple plot, so you gotta act dumb and unsuspecting while your 'boyfriend' pops pills and stumbles into your house talking dumb.