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I should be no one's impulse control. I do love food though!

x-men: first class is generally considered a classic story. x-23 is one of my personal faves and it's good if you like laura kinney and/or gambit

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Grant Morrison's run on New X-men was really good

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Gonna make these all about Karta cause why not?

★: When the original Vault Hunters split, Roland used to hire Karta (using and assumed name and identity during this time) for some pick up missions. She had not officially joined the Crimson Raiders, but she did lean heavily in their favor, and the pay was good. Not the money from it but the fact she got to ruin Hyperion, and by extension Jack’s, day all the goddamned time.

★: Karta was a certified teen genius and actually had a doctorate before she turned 20. She poured all of her talent into Weapons Design/R&D for the family business, Jakobs Legacy Firearms. It went so far as her being responsible for the aftermarket mods making the only Jakobs elemental weapons.

★: One of her absolute favorite Vault Hunters is Krieg. He doesn’t ask her weird questions, hasn’t made a move to hurt her, and over all is just a weird kind of Chill she likes. Sure, he screams Nipple Salad sometimes or various other Psycho things but she can deal with that. She also really enjoy just talking to him about whatever’s on her mind or whatever. All because he’s a Psycho doesn’t make her manners any less important. He even brought her a bandit’s arm once when she was feeling down. Not entirely sure why he thought it would cheer her up but hey, it was a nice effort. Pudge certainly enjoyed it.

★: Moxxi limits her whiskey intake after an “Incident” that Karta refuses to elaborate on. Asking Moxxi about it mostly resorts in her laughing too hard to tell the story. A few people claim Karta doesn’t even remember it but her blush doesn’t lie.

★: Karta is absolutely not allowed to drive unless it is dire circumstances. Krieg does better than her. She has this thing about “Well speed laws don’t exist here” and joking she puts the “Reckless in Wreck-less”. Sane people don’t know how she comes back in one piece. Instead, put her in the gunners seat to keep the rakks and skags at bay.

★: She’s really interested in learning more about what it actually means to be a Siren. Lilith seems like the best lead so far, as well as the notes she “liberated” from Jack, then Maya. Overall, though she doesn’t really have experiences connected to what it could be. Her Family informed her she had “disgraceful”, to quote her grandmother, tattoos along with a really weird pet and the bizarre need to use destructive elemental powers all the time. Unnatural was another word they applied to her. But, now there’s people who proudly show their tattoos and wield their powers and she just wants to know.

Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

💕: who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people?

Aayla. Very few people can really read lekku and she takes advantage of that to tease Bly.

💙: who is more protective?

It’s 50/50. People think Bly cause he spends so much time intervening but Aayla’s always ready to throw down for Bly, and the rest of her troops.

💚: who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other?

Bly, perfectly engineered immune system and all, catches things more until he builds up an immune system. Sure, his inoculated against various things but you can’t really protect from the common cold. Aayla is better at taking care of Bly even if there’s threats involved because he won’t stop saying “I’m fine.” When Aayla’s sick he goes super protective and does everything he can to make her feel better.

💛: who believes in soulmates?

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons

Headcanon A:  realistic

She is impossibly good at sabaac, like could win tournaments good. It’s not even her cheating with the Force; which she totally does on occasions…mostly to mess with Bly. Or, to mess with her fellow Jedi because it’s just fun.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Aayla 100% roughhouses with her troops because she enjoys spending time with them. This ranges from hopping into a spar with someone to joining pick up games of boloball and everything else. The point is to spend time with them.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Aayla figured something was up when troops raised their weapons to fire. The Force almost screamed in warning that she was in danger and it was them. But, she still turned to look away because it had to be wrong and the threat was away from them. She refused to believe her men would hurt her.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Han Solo was a 3rd rate smuggler who married Princess, future Queen, Senator, Doctor, Leia Organa. Aim high!