#methlin as

Andro: By Christ this couch isnae comfortable in any position

Change: The first person to strike up a conversation with me in this lonely mood WILL get rewarded wih either nudes or Lord of the Rings facts

Donts: *trying to perfect Glaswegian accent* it feels a bit wet

Duckie: My attraction to men is coming back. i must be getting my period.

Ferret: I should probably see someone for my anger issues

Imy: Having camping as your hyperfixation during a Midwest winter is so inconvenient

Jax: Can I just wake up and be in a different country, please?

Lemon: Beef stew can ram my ho- should censor if used for Methlin

SC: Let's bring back the tradition of being a fucking good person

Andro: Merlin’s cheekbones are extra…spherical in this episode

Change: If a woman brings you extra blankets because she thinks you might be cold, guess what? She’s in love

Donts: The 10:25 marking looks like a fantasy book series illustrated cover I would have read when I was 9 but then a movie would have been made and they’d just slap the actors’ faces on the front

Duckie: Gaius’ gaslighting is way too feckin bright

Ferret: She’s not a witch! She’s my wife!

Imy: I wanna take a nap and receive a boss ass cloak from a handsome man

Jax: Plot twist the flowers are for Leon

Lemon: You know how much I’d abuse my fog powers if I had them?

SC: Both Merlin and Arthur’s flaws are that they listen to their paternal figures too much

Andro: If only S5 Gwen spoke like S1 and S2 Gwen

Change: Horny for living in a castle by the sea

Donts: It's not the size of the lance but where he aims it?

Duckie: Trope: And there was only one bed.....missed opportunity

Ferret: Legend has it, Myror killed a man with this thumb

Imy: Have I already commented on how slayin’ the score of this show is?

Jax: Sidney Carter, what are you up to?

Lemon: The REAL destiny and chicken

SC: PLEASE tell me there’s a fanfic about a Camelot pillow fight

NOW with THOUGHT EXPLANATIONS

Andro: x Law and Order Intro

-One word. Crime.

Change: x This is Halloween

-Duh, HALLOWEEN! TNBC!

Donts: x Low (Apple Bottom Jeans)

-For a certain tiktok I sent them

Duckie: x Everytime We Touch

-I too will fly everytime we touch because god dang it we're gonna meet up one of these days

Ferret: x WAP

-I knew you'd hate to be this one Ferret so I had to

Imy: x All I Want for Christmas is You

-We all want an Imy for Christmas

Jax: x Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight)

-Oh come on we all know it's hilarious I gave the wee lesbian the song about a man

Lemon: x Mama Said

-Mama (me) said it was okay to be the good soup I know you to be

SC: x Heart Attack

-Anyone else have a sneaking suspicion SC could hit the high note?

Tilt: x What Does it Mean

Andro: Your journey is your own. Nobody can take it away from you.

Change: You have found friends for life. Their love can help you learn to trust.

Donts: Younger!you is looking at you with awe and respect right now. And so are we.

Duckie: You are loved more than you'll ever know. Don't listen to your brain demons, or I will don my battle armour.

Ferret: You are the glue that holds us together. Without you, there would be a lot less love in the world.

Imy: You are the soft meadow leading us home. Let your grasses grow in happiness.

Jax: You connect with everyone so well. Talent like that is hard to find, and you use it to spread love.

Lemon: You are the chicken soup for OUR souls. Keep your voice heard, so we may learn from you.

SC: Your presence is a present. Our family is not complete without you.

Andro: Denzel Washington

Change: Any David Tennant character

Donts: John Krasinski

Duckie: Hozier

Ferret: Matthew Grey Gubler

Imy: Gwaine

Jax: Merlin

Lemon: Mr Tumnus

SC: Prince Caspian

Andro: Zoinks man, this depression be debilitating

Change: Ah yes another project I will start and abandon

Donts: I crave the sensual touch of a moss covered rock as I chuck it at this guy’s head.

Duckie: Is Mr Potato Head’s dick technically under his chin?

Ferret: *Googles what the cast of Merlin smells like* FOR RESEARCH

Imy: If I was a god I’d be so easy to appease

Jax: Lesbian Level today: Bonding over our love of plaid pajamas with big pockets

Lemon: How many thoughts is too many thoughts

SC:  Yes it is productive for me to stare at wedding dresses all night long

Andro: Q but only in bubble letter

Change: J but only in grade 3 cursive

Donts: D but only the Disney D we read as a weird G

Duckie: I but only the lowercase ones with a heart for a dot

Ferret: T but only in the beginning of the book when they draw in vines and stuff

Imy: Y but only in old typewritter text

Jax: A but only in Celine Dion

Lemon: M but only the M arch in McDonalds

SC: U but only that red U in Cluedo