#messians

alternatively: i turn on the shower and cake batter pours out. the sugaryness of it sticks the shower doors shut and i cannot escape. if nothing else then death tastes very sweet

on here or on skype? IS TUMBLR HOLDING OUT ON ME?

they still don't open the office for another hour and waiting is just irking me sob I'M READY TO DO LAUNDRY NOOOOOWWWWW

like i know this is a meme now but i literally mean it when i say [AGGRESSIVELY FEELS AFFECTION FOR YOU]

OMG PLEASE STILL BE THERE PLAYING GRIMROCK WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORTH MISSING THIS

joan/sherlock: WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP REALLY EXCELLENT BEST FRIENDS and i object VERY STRONGLY to them being romantic at ALL WOW NO!! UNACCEPTABLE. my joan/sherlock fantasy is that there is a future elementary episode like a year down the line where they briefly consider becoming romantically involved and then kiss or something and then are like "wow no" "what a bad idea" "let's never ever do that again" "yeah what were we thinking" and laugh at themselves. and all the people who ship it romantically are furiously annoyed about it.