#merthings

1. A mermilkmaid, perched picturesquely on the steps of an aquatic folly with big skirts on, milking a dolphin. The mermilkmaid used to lure travellers into the sea by having less smallpox than they did, and also because dolphin-milking inexplicably seemed like more of a sex thing than cow-milking. Since smallpox was eradicated, she mostly wanders the green rolling kelp fields alone. When a failed actor is snatched off stage in the cabaret of the drowned sailors, it is her crook doing the snatching; this is her sole remaining responsibility, now that the dolphin herds have dispersed.

2. A mer-parrot, which is what happens when two old tales of the sea collide in a bar and become inextricably tangled together. The mer-parrot swims through the reflections of pirate ships as they sit stranded in the Sargasso Sea, tempting them down in the voices of long-remembered foes to come and swim with the eels.

3. Merdeja-vu. This is the feeling that you have experienced something before, but under the sea and half made of fish. This feeling will lure you into the treacherous embrace of the sea, inexorably drawn by the need to find out whether or not the moon that night was really partially composed of hake.

4. A mermead, which is the honey wine served at the submarine banquet before the cabaret of the drowned sailors. It too is half made of fish, which is a bold move for an alcoholic beverage, but frankly if you are at that banquet then the fish content of the wine is probably the least of your problems.

5. A mer-derailleur, which is one of the things that happens when you drop a bicycle in a canal and has very little to do with murder apart from the name and the fact that the slighted bicycle will inexorably, endlessly drag itself through the water in your pursuit, eagerly awaiting the moment when you step once more into the water and it can finally take its revenge. Those gear-teeth are very effective, you know. Anyway, you may owe more than you realise to the local aquatic clear-up team.

6. A mermer, which is to say, a small self-contained sea which lives under the sea. May be distinguished from the rest of the sea by different temperature, salinity or direction of motion. Legend has it that mermers will hang around on the coast, tempting lakes to their eventual doom in the wider ocean and inciting the ocean to rise in protest.

7. A merbus, half autonomous bus of the future, half great big whale. Will take you anywhere you want to go, provided that location is underwater and has krill. Subsonic wifi. Be warned: the merbus does not have toilets, so it may be unwise to sit too close to the subsonic wifi router.

8. Joan of Shark, the mermaid of under-Orleans. Boiled at the stake in 1431 for leading an army of fish into battle. Historians have long wondered how 13th century France managed to occur both over and under the Atlantic. It may be that the showrunners enjoyed the first season so much that they commissioned a remake.

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