Someday I’ll stop being sick and then you’ll all be sorry

Magolor’s fur is chinchilla like in texture. Soft and dense, though not as dense as an actual Chinchilla. He avoids water and getting wet because he takes 14 hours to dry.

Taranza and Sectonia are venomous. Taranza’s venom is extremely mild, only causing paralysis and numbness, while Sectonia’s was more extreme (intense bleeding and in worse cases necrosis). Sectonia’s venom got worse after her transformation but she viewed using it as “beneath her”.

Dedede’s molts make him beyond moody and the only ones allowed to visit him during molt season are the Waddle Dees. He eats twice as much food and sleeps most of his molt, so he's pretty cranky.

Magolor does have a tail, it’s just that it’s a bobtail so it's pretty much unnoticeable.

Waddle Dees are covered in a thick but short layer of fur and don't really shed, instead they "blow" their coats twice a year. Once during spring and once during fall in preparation for either the summer coat or winter coat. Thankfully they're an extremely social species and grooming is one of the major ways they show they care, so Castle Dedede and Waddle Dee town are not always covered in fur.

Waddle Dee fur feels similar to minky fabric.

Meta Knight brushes out Sailor Dee's fur regularly, both as a bonding experience and because Sailor Dee sheds more than other Waddle Dees.

Taranza is into various fabric based and textile hobbies and can sew, crochet, knit, needle felt, and weave. He often does multiple at once when stressed.

Kirby often volunteers for various jobs in Waddle Dee town, not just at the restaurant.

Okay so if you followed my old blog (or scrounged around) you've probably seen the old post, but I wanted to rewrite it because WHY was it so short... So here are the old points rewritten + some new ones :)

Half of it ended up under a read more because I am unstoppable and also I have become more unashamed as time has gone on.

Pros of cuddling with King Dedede

He is exceptionally fluffy, both because of his feathers and the lavish coat he wears. Hugging him is like hugging a cloud AND he's probably large enough for you to lay on top of.

His constant need for attention leads him to being top number 1 cuddler. He is constantly game for cuddling and would do so at the drop of a hat. Even if hes busy anybody hes talking to can suck it up because he needs cuddles NOW!!!

Where the king goes, the waddle dees will follow. This means its not JUST a cuddle with Dedede, it's often a massive pile including the waddle dees. If the king is, in theory, too busy to cuddle it's okay, you still have the dees :)

Since he is a king that means he probably has a lavish bed with the best bedding one could possibly get. Not only do you get some premium cuddles, but you also get to lay in the softest bed possible. Best sleeps of your life incoming.

Since he's a cold weather bird, if you prefer sleeping in a cold room he is ideal for it. Keeps you toasty warm while the room is frigid. There is the unfortunate con of "getting out of bed" but at least you slept well.

As foretold; my fever has calmed down a lil so I'm back on my shit. You are free to take inspiration from these headcanons if you'd like! Use them for canon ships, use them for oc ships, w/e I literally don't care.

Features King Dedede, Meta Knight, Magolor, Taranza, and Susie! Might make a part 2 with different characters later idk

These weren't peer reviewed because I didn't feel like waiting all day for somebody to get back to me if they're ooc im not sorry <3

KING DEDEDE

A big gift giver when it comes to wooing a potential partner; especially things like foods and shiny objects. Gives his potential lover the best of the best treats and exquisite meals, the shiniest largest gems he can get his hands on, anything that pertains to their hobbies or interests, it's all free game.

He tries to be nonchalant about it, he tries really really hard. Giving them whatever gift he got for them and trying to appear unbothered by their reaction but also he wants to watch them like a hawk to make sure they enjoy it. He also can't hide how giddy it makes him when they do enjoy it.

He would also take them on trips or excursions around Pop Star, anywhere their heart desires and he's got the Waddle Dees readying transportation.

Despite his boisterous nature and ego he still takes a while to actually confess any feelings. He wants to make absolutely sure a potential partner is properly wooed and swooning over his kinglyness.

Of course! I was just thinking about making another cuddling pros and cons list earlier, actually!

I'm going to put a disclaimer here for Marx's part; I don't think he's much of a cuddler or a sleeper. I was really struggling to find anything for him.

Pros of cuddling with Magolor

He's cat shaped and probably has some cat like behaviors, like purring and kneading. You curl up in bed with him and he (without meaning to) gives you a nice massage. You scratch behind his ear and he starts purring, which is both cute and relaxing.

Let's be honest he probably has like. Extremely soft bedding and silk pillows or whatever. He may not be able to rule the world but with the money his theme park rakes in he can AT LEAST live like a king. This means, lucky you, you also get to enjoy luxuries! I think he'd also have some nesting behavior, which means he has a horde of pillows and blankets that you can get buried in.

Being cat like also probably means he naps a lot; like a cat. Which means plenty of opportunities to cuddle + many naps if you're a big napper. Doesn't have to be in bed either you can cuddle on the couch while he naps.

I, personally, headcanon that he takes grooming and self care very seriously. He has extremely soft and thick fur, like the best fur pillow you've ever pet. He doesn't really shed due to how thorough his care regime is, and he's not REALLY a cat so the chance of allergies are low (unless you're somehow allergic to him, like people can be allergic to moon dust).

Cons of cuddling with Magolor

Sorry this took so long !! I was waiting to get a new keyboard :)

Taranza Romantic Headcanons

Taranza is a very considerate partner! He knows every one of your likes, dislikes, preferences, right down to what light level you prefer your room at for sleeping. He even has a little notepad dedicated to things that he's worried he might not remember (silly things, like what your ideal volume level for the tv is).

Like I've said previously, he doesn't really give gifts anymore. He's far too worried about somehow accidentally giving another cursed gift that ruins yet another relationship; so most of what he does are acts of service. Things like making you dinner, cleaning your house, taking any bugs outside that might've wandered in if you're too scared of them to attempt to.

Really likes holding your hand! If you only have two hands, don't worry! He'll do everything for you just so he can keep holding yours for as long as possible. The extra hands come in handy when he's clingy.

Not the jealous type. He doesn't really care if you have friends or how close you are to them, he doesn't really view them as a threat.

Meta Knight Romantic Headcanons

Meta Knight is, unfortunately, kind of a distant partner. He's been a lone swordsman for so long that having any sort of close relationship is odd. He does attempt to make it up to you with gifts, though you both know it's not a substitute for a closer relationship. Overtime, however, he does get better about being more open and vulnerable.

You have your own room on the Halberd and you're basically an honorary member, if not already an official member, of the Meta Knights. If the Meta Knights can't find Meta Knight himself, they tend to defer to you for decisions and instruction. The Meta Knights also do their best to help you set up date nights with Meta, though it's a 20/80 chance it works.

Meta Knight would absolutely LOVE it if you baked him something, it doesn't matter if it's bad or good, so long as it doesn't kill him he's pretty happy. He's a war veteran, he ate shitty rations for 100 years or longer, a burnt chocolate cake isn't going to ruin his day.

Of course ! I love this spider guy

Pros of Cuddling with Taranza

Very polite and doesn't move much, takes your comfort into consideration before much else. He can also hold your hand, pat your head, massage your back, hold a drink, and hold a snack. Multitasking king.

Willing to get up and fetch you anything you need at any point. It doesn't matter how comfortable he is he WILL get up. If you want to get up and get something yourself you need to move fast and not mention it.

He's a little on the cooler side, so he's all the better for cuddling with under a ton of blankets. Or cuddling with when it's hot as hell outside.

Taranza 100% knits, so if you find watching or listening to that relaxing it's a big win. Honestly he stims a lot no matter what and typically traces shapes on your back or plays with your hair or your hands when cuddling. ASMR king entirely on accident.

Cons of Cuddling with Taranza

Needy with some issues. If you don't want to cuddle he'll assume you're mad at him. Please don't be mad at him.

Slightly venomous, not enough to do real serious harm but enough to cause paralysis in a limb and cause numbing for a few days. He'll at least take care of you! And feel extremely bad about it. Immediately looks into getting anti venom afterwards, though.

If he gets cold he will be annoying about it. He has so many hands and they're all cold and please for the love of Nova help him.