#mer thinger

Okay so I got dumped tonight but I also fucked two different guys within hours of each other. I think I'm winning this break up....... or my unhealthy coping mechanism of fucking anything that wants to fuck me is returning.

I work at a sex shop and we sell a toy called M'Lady. I want to put a little fedora on it.

Baby you talk a big game but you ain't shit

I wish all cabinet meetings were rap battles.

I'm so happy and so scared. I've decided to start the journey for weight loss surgery. On April, 7th, I'm going to do a bunch of those tests and meet with a dietitian.

Today is my five year anniversary on Tumblr! I’ve been trapped for so long 😫

Does anyone else just randomly hate someone? Like they've done absolutely nothing wrong to you, you don't even know how they act in real life, but you just absolutely hate them? Like just seeing their face or hearing their name just makes you soooooo angry? Because that's how I feel about Matthew McConnohay or however the fuck you spell his stupid fucking name. Like I just hate him so much and I don't know why

I'm officially old. I got excited for getting Tupperware and measuring cups and other cooking supplies for Christmas