That thing with gun in the soup, that's from an anime called Assassination Classroom.
Oh I’ve only seen a few episodes! Thank you for letting me know :D

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That thing with gun in the soup, that's from an anime called Assassination Classroom.
Oh I’ve only seen a few episodes! Thank you for letting me know :D

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Ah, I see. mmm, dismemberment.
MMmmm, delicious. I’m gonna have to add more things to .... oooh organ selling might be a thing in the third sequence of my thing... OH GOD SO MUCH TIMELINES.
Anyways, i gotta bed yo.
Give me more asks to answer in the morning.
dude DUUUE YES, FUCK YES YOU GOTTA WRITE IT, I WANNA READ IT, FUCK YES. DUDE, dude, have I ever told you how much I fuckin love that guy, like yo, I could think about that dude all day, I fuckin love your character man. AND HIS LEGS MAN. The things I could do with those legs. also, tumblers now askim me if im a robot, I think its gonna cut me off yo, why you aint on facebook yo?
i’ve been avoiding it cuz i had online math, and i was actually about to head to bed but then.. .tasty diissmemeberment. and i was feeling generally antisocial this weekend, so i was offline for a good amount of time.
Is he left handed or right handed? what if you like, cut off the non dominant hand and kept it nice and preserved for a while till that hand grew back, and then cut off the dominant hand and replaced it with the saved hand??
His hand would just detach and then he’d have a spare hand.
What if you cut off both his feet and AHAHAHAH, and switched there places, like all medical pro like? then what would happen?
“he would cry”.
OH hoooOH ehehehehehHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
I’m imagining his body forcing the bones and tendons and muscles to twist and change back into the shapes that they’re supposed to be like.
Have you ever gotten a muscle crap from spreading your toes to far apart. Like one of those horrible ones that you couldn’t move or speak, it was too fucking painful?
I’m imagingin that, mixed with his bones being crushed and shaped back into the shapes they’re meant to be. So the feet twisted into hands, the muscles forced into the more spread out position, the changing shape of the feet bones.
This would be fun.

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Dude, DUDE, what would happen to your character if he got an organ transplant!??, Like, he wouldn't need it but like, if someone just did it anyway, would the organ be tossed out in favor of a nice home grown regenerated one? Would he end up with two? Would the body just be like, "Ok cool" and keep it!?
My first thought was that his body would shift it around into his stomach, and then he’d vomit it up.
And it was a really intense visual.
i might... write this. . .
Yah know, come to think of it, if I was immortal and could regenerate, i would do SO MANY FUCKED UP THINGS. just like, get into a fuckin bar fight, slice open my belly and let my organs spill out and be like, COME AT ME BRO! Like, I would win every bar fight. I could make a tea set out of MY fucking legs yo. I could literally throw middle fingers. I COULD THROW DICKS! Woh man, woh.
I bet for like... a year straight you would do “Need a hand” jokes, and throw hands at them.
OK so scenario, your immortal and can regenerate pretty easy with a little time, and somebody out there will pay you for your body parts, like 50 bucks for toes, 100 for fingers 200 for thumbs, 1000 for a foot, 5000 for a leg 6000 for an arm, Internal organs are like...7000+ depending, What would you do with this situation? Me, I think I would just live off that shit, fuckin make money, fuck jobs, taken an arm and a leg, im takin a vacation.
“Hey kid you want a pancreas?”
*Slaps this imaginary child with a pancreas**The imaginary child screams in horror and runs away*
“Yeah, there’s more where that came from.”