#memespjocrazy

Percy: *Tries to make condom water balloon in tub, drops it, condom goes in drain*

Leo (I have way too many I can list for Leo): *Makes fire in bathroom sink to make mini toasted marshmallows, almost burns down house*

Jason: *Inhales too much helium from a balloon and passes out for 5 minutes*

Annabeth: *Literally just hits self in the face with a textbook on repeat*

Piper: *Eats a packet of lube for one (1) dollar*

Hazel: *Licks a grape flavored condom just to see if it actually tasted like grape*

Trans!Jason aesthetic + playlist

Benny: Little Game

Hush boy, oh hush boy, don’t say a word.

Throw on a jersey no one gets hurt.

Hush girl, oh hush girl, just bat your eyes. 

Play our little game, play our little game.

Foo Fighters: Learn to Fly

Now I’m looking to the sky to save me.

Looking for a sign of life.

Looking for something to help me burn out bright.

The Goo Goo Dolls: Better Days

I wish everyone was loved tonight.

And somehow stop this endless fight.

Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days.

Jimmy Eat World: Lean

I’m hoping for the perfect day.

When I look into the right face.

And really mean it, saying “I’m okay”

Jimmy Eat World: Movielike

Nothing movie-like.

And nothing magic.

People just tire to fight the constant battle.

Waiting to see a sign?

Then you've seen the best already.