#memes 004

" In bed. Nothin' like a goodmornin' or a goodnight kiss. "

" Did that once. I'm good. "

" I was a romantic as a boy. I grew up. I know love is real and all around n' I respect that my experience ain't the same as everyone else's, but love always comes to an end. "

" Don't care, long as we're having fun. Boring dates'll kill me faster than liver failure, I'll tell you that. I haven't been out in awhile, but one of my favorite things my late wife and I ever did was do some coke and go to a waterpark. Too old for that stuff now, but I might risk shrooms at a mini-golf place. And a fuck-off expensive dinner. My treat, of course, but I'm man enough to admit that Hollywood gave me a complex about the quality of food I'm eating. "

" I don't believe I am the one who can answer this question. Who is he that promotes his own success without merit? Speak with my previous partners and I'm sure the answer is somewhere in between theirs. "

" I'm not sure if I have a favorite. My mother always has irises around, so I'm inclined to say that, but truthfully I've never thought about it. Cuphea, perhaps - it's a huge draw for hummingbirds. "

" For some, maybe not all. My parents certainly seem to have found it, or at least the closest thing to it. I am unsure if I believe I will find anything that rivals their connection, if only because I usually refuse to participate in the activities that might lead me to love. I don't care enough to search. "

" Somewhere quiet. I would prefer to avoid dinner dates: I have a... selective palate and don't enjoy eating around strangers. A homemade dinner, perhaps, though I've gotten myself in trouble in previous encounters for sharing how I truly felt about the meal. I enjoy museums, botanical gardens, libraries. Truthfully I am not usually pursuing any sort of dates because I don't usually enjoy anyone enough to fall into something romantic; I am quite a particular person. "