You would be going to a party when male strippers would show up dressed as cops. They would take their shirts off first, and you would recognize one as Ashton Irwin from 5SOS. You would take Ashton to the back room to have him for yourself, but the two of you would just end up talking about all sorts of things like tumblr, and events that had happened in the year so far. You and Ash would actually become great friends, and you would get to go see him and his band in concert whenever you wanted.