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If they would rather bottom or top them: “Started from the bottom, now we here.”How good they think they would be: “Oh, Nat’s sex game is definitely on fleek. Not that I know for sure, I just have a feeling.”If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “Have I already said ‘all three?’ Well, too bad, still picking it.”If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “I can see us doing the first two. In fact, I do, almost every night.”If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “I’d go with Cap, just to see the look on his face when we ask.”If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “Probably, maybe.”

If they would rather bottom or top them: “Top.”How good they think they would be: “If I had to guess, I’d say her sex game is on fleek.”If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “All three sound awesome.”If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “Sex.”If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “I don’t know, one of the X-Men.”If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “There’s always a possibility.”

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: “Ummm… isn’t that, like, prostitution? Can’t we just get some burgers after?”If they would rather bottom or top them: “Flip-f#%k!”How good they think they would be: “Good enough to break the scale. Again.”If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: “I can’t think of a reason for why we can’t do all three of those, so let’s go with that.”If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: “‘Making love’ sounds like something you’d hear in one of those cheesy Nicholas Sparks movies. So, the other two.”If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: “Hawkeye.”If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: “You can probably count on it.”

“Remind me why we couldn’t just fly there ourselves?” Johnny asked, considerably annoyed–though mostly with himself. 

WHY NOT BOTH???

Peter, Paul, and Mary

[ Text: D-Man ] That shit better be from Jared’s.