woe is me for i am but a grievously injured little elf thing all alone in the deep dark scary forest... man i sure hope no strangely familiar old men come along to display immense unwarranted yet ultimately benevolent generosity and """accidentally""" take advantage of the ravenous void in my heart by inserting himself into the very scenario of my greatest and most precious desire (which will surely only doom us both as i latch onto this relationship with my sharp sharp teeth and never ever ever let go)












