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How long will they last? - Who knows
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Uh idk? It'll take time.
How was their first kiss? - Um they were lil baby teens so probably all cute and chaste and short.
Who proposed? - Alex and I could see them being quiet about it cuz like telling right away would be exactly what Triton wants.
Who is the best man/men? - Uhh Dylan?
Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Ren and Aubrey
Who did the most planning? - Mel or someone
Who stressed the most? - Mel
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uh Gwen.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both of them
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Merpeopke stamina is probably gr8
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Ya. It's polite
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - Ummm 3
How many children will they adopt? - Maybe one or 2?
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Uhhh are there diapers in the ocean?
Who is the stricter parent? - Both, but not even strict. Just helicoptery, Melody moreso tho.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Mel
Who is the more loved parent? - Uhh Alex. Melody is probably the target of unnecessary hate there too.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Mel
Who cried the most at graduation? - Mel
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Alex.
Who does the most cooking? - Alex??
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Idk Mel?
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Once a week or once every other week.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Uhhh
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Alex
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Mel?
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ???
Who cleans the room? - Mel
Who is really against chores? - Neither?
Who cleans up after the pets? - ????
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Mel
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - ???
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both
Who takes the dog out for a walk?- Mel. It's her dog.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Occasionally
What are their goals for the relationship? - ?? Um probably trust cuz of the whole Triton dealio.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither
Who plays the most pranks?- Neither
