#melbourne'

Only just mind. 

I landed in Melbourne just under two months ago, so my apologies that this blog has yet to receive updates of where I'm staying, what and who I'm doing. Ruddager (my PC) has gone through a divorce in transit and is still without a monitor or cables. I've no doubt that this will be resolved shortly however ;) I have to say thank you to both Brian and Fran for packaging the old boy up and sending him over. 

So things have been good here; thanks to Facebook, WhatsApp, Skype, the Postman and the old telephone, most of you have been in touch. For those that have not, close this browser window now - I'm coming to 'get' you!

Rather then a big long post, I'll do multiple little ones with pictures of where I'm working or living, or parties I go to, and random people I meet. To keep this short, here are 10 things from the trip so far:

1) I moved in with Neil (Savage #1) 2) It's cold. I now wear a t-shirt in bed.  3) I got all my tax back, P50 FTW! 4) I got free gym membership (thanks Richie) 5) I can now cook (real food) 6) I spent three weeks in bed with a panda (who is now a seal) 7) I've gotten laid once 8) I've told one person I liked them 9) Person #8 was not person #7 10) I've yet to be attacked by a Spider, though I await them with a lighter and a bottle of lynx. 

So I'll throw some other posts up shortly (I take requests), but for now be safe in the knowledge that I'm going to see Harry Potter tomorrow night, and I couldn't be more excited.