#mel dms

prepping my dnd campaign instead of doing my long overdue french work

no one warned me that to play dnd you. when you’re writing the game to play it you gotta. well fuck you gotta write it

first session of my first long-form campaign and my player with a -2 arcana rolled a nat 20 on a major plotpoint

I’m a 7’ tall 320Lbs Minotaur named Ralphion the Wrecker. I have a Dionaea Flail that is basically a mix between a Piranha Plant and a Chain Chomp with a handle. Mel, these campaigns are going to be the literal highlight of my life.