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HOW can u lick ur elbow???? do u dislocate ur arm be honest with me rn

To be honest, a little bit yes.

My shoulders can kind of pop out a little bit.

that’s awesome well done!!

the other day my dad was like ‘right we’re having steak tomorrow because i made a mistake-’ and got no further bc i was like ‘HA miSTEAK’ and then laughed at myself for 10000 years

u probably already know this but bmi is really not an accurate measure of healthy weight!! but u do whatever u need to to be healthy <3

please try not to worry im sure you'll do fine!! get an early night and just do your best that's all u can do at this point:)

Rules: in a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you. Don't take but a few minutes, and don't think too hard - they don't have to be the "right" or "great" works, just ones that have touched you. Tag ten people, including me, so i'll see your list. Make sure you let them know you've tagged them.

1. the Darren Shan saga, those books were like a year of my life, and amazing to read!

2. Harry Potter, all the books, especially books 3 and 7

3. Pride and prejudice. good little book that one.

4. Breaking dawn. don't judge but i read it in like 36 hours, so i must have liked it...

5. the worst witch, those books were so funny!

6.Dinosaur Stomp, this is my nursery favourite, just so odd.

7. the quangle wangle's hat... correction, this was the best book i was read as a child! look it up, blows your mind.

8. the vampire diaries, to start off with good.

9. Of mice and men, that sh*t is harrowing.

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag ten people, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let them know you’ve tagged them.

To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

Slaughterhouse-5 by Kurt Vonnegut

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

The Immortals quartet by Tamora Pierce

The Dalemark Quartet by Diana Wynne Jones (DON'T LET ME GET STARTED ON MY FEELINGS ABOUT MAEWEN AND ABOUT MITT AND ESPECIALLY ABOUT THAT LITTLE SHIT OSFAMERON TANAMORIL CLENNENSSON AND HIS STUPID CWIDDER OKAY I WILL LITERALLY SHRIEK INCOHERENTLY FOR HOURS AT YOU AND MAYBE EVEN CRY A LITTLE)

American Gods by Neil Gaiman

Twenties Girl by Sophie Kinsella

A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini

Life of Pi by Yann Martel