#meggots

They should’ve let you eat Kim Kisturagi’s cigarette butts

why does tom hold phones so faggily

Babygirl I’ve been in fandoms you’d never want to know about ahaha…. What? Show you my cock? Haha… so in Sugar Pine 7 when Cib smashes his vape on the ground it’s actually a metaphor for destroying the caricature of immaturity and stupidity he intentionally curated himself but unintentionally trapped himself in by becoming a YouTuber—

I’m preaching in my loincloth in the small market square and people gather, used to the voice of others bringing wisdom, I tell them Tomgreg is requited and earnest. They nod and lean closer. I say “however” and their breath catches “it is, at the same time unrequited and baseless.” Murmurs erupt, some angry, some saddened, but all still rapt with attention for my next words: “For love, to them, has been a second matter, unfelt and pushed back. To love, to thrive, live beyond what pumps our blood and moves our lungs, that has been priority. And these two men, whatever left of them is of man, have lived off of air for far too long to recognize the taste of wine as bitter, the gamey taste of empty meals as heartless, the feeling of love as anything more than just what is.” The crowd quiets. “And therefore. Their love is no better than nothing at all, and will not withstand the brute force of greed and resentment any better than a broken but cement trio of siblings.” The people take my head and jam it through a french press and kill me