#megamonster

All one can start with is thank The lord HMTQ isn’t alive today to witness this open brutal assault on all the royal family! Yes Harold has attacked almost every body in his famous long standing family to the point where us British are now getting sickened by his one sided narrow minded missile firing even his much loved cousins father has come under the launch,how does she feel today after having his back throughout most of it ! Harold bangs on about his king in waiting brother, has he forgotten that his beloved mother instillled into them that they watch each other and must support each other I cannot imagine if she where alive today that Harold would be doing all this ! Therin lies the quandary let’s change things up The Princess of wales is still alive and Harold has married his first love Chelsey Daley would this spoilt poor me Prince be kicking up a Dust storm ?? I don’t think so!!! So what happened Harold who and what has made you so angry and hostile that you emotionally damage your own family! If one was to take an educated guess one would point a finger straight at your odious narcissistic wife! Did she whisper in your ear that monetising your pillow talk would be a great idea as let’s face it you don’t have much else! Oh yes Harold you where in the British Armed Forces but it seems you have now brought them in too the firing line so to speak… are you that closed up that you put out into the world that you killed 25 human beings, do you not understand the unwritten rule of not speaking about the happenings of war …Guess Not!

Ironic isn’t it how your evil overlord bangs on about sexist titles for women but gives Kate “Baby Brain!”.

“I want my father back my brother” are you kidding me after this silly shindig your family are going to come running “Darling Boy we are soooo sorry we love you come back and all will be as before”. You and Your wife will be the star of the show your children will be running around protected under the Titles from the king? My God Harold what planet are you on? The only one I can think of is one in Meghan’s solar system. The thing is now what do we believe? Meghans cap doffing street dancing version or the Royal family who have remained dignified and silent? Now no one is saying your brother and you did not have ballistic rows most siblings do but publicly putting it out there whilst raging that your need for privacy reeks of hypocrisy!

Can I ask you Harold in what context was it ok for your wife to visit HMTQ on her deathbed and you absolutely know this is why you never caught that plane so blame the right person who caused a huge fuss that you missed spending time with Gan Gan in her final moments!

So let’s get to the raw meat of it all The Title’s now we all are pretty aware there is a call for you and your evil overlord ..I mean Wife to be stripped but you Harold will remain as from birth a Prince ergo if you lose the titles she could become Princes Henry of Wales almost equal to Katherine right? Is that why your wife is constantly calling now for you to just give the titles back and why are you resisting Harold does your narrow small mind realise that this would be the final straw for your family???

My last words to you Harold is… please for Gods sake shut your whining self adoring wife down and shut Your extremely huge complaining GOB!!! ….just to give our ears a long needed rest!.

This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣

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It was a sunny day at the castle the mood was somber in the crowd for a Beloved monarch had passed so quickly so unexpected that the crowds wanted to pay their respects. Members of the family were expected to come and shake hands say kind words and respect to be paid but where were they ? Late! . The beloved family where never late always on time never tardy. Nobody had any idear who was going to come but rumours and whispers in the crowd that someone senior was coming but late?..Was it happening nobody could say for sure. Meanwhile a huge argument was ensuing between two brothers as one brother had just received a telephone call saying the younger and his wife where leaving with a camera crew in tow to go and pay their respects lay flowers and receive the crowd with huge adoration and humble words.

Now the older brother was seething as he could not believe that his tone deaf brother and his evil overlord wife were off by themselves to receive the throngs of people lining the road with cameras in tow, he suddenly realised that the wife needed the all important pictures of her and his brother laying flowers and shaking hands as he was told that the wife had monopolised and monetised pictures of herself visiting children who had died in the most evil awful circumstances that this needed to stop! Immediately the brother dispatched an aide to stop them and picked up the telephone.

What was said in this telephone call one can imagine wouldn’t have been pleasant as the younger Prince insisted that he and his odious narcissistic wife have the right to go to do the greet and meet and they where doing nothing wrong! Eh? Is he really that blind and idiotic to believe his odious wife’s whispering that dragging his own camera crew to record his wife’s dramatic gestures was so wrong and so disrespectful,that a full on row ensued for over 30 minutes until the older Prince much to his own dignified wife’s horror told the pair to wait and they will come and pick them up in a car but under no circumstances was there to be any film crew or photographers involved! Now the younger Princes wife was not happy not only did she have too sit in the car with the wife she disliked she would not get the all important pictures of her and her moronic husband laying flowers for the crowds she so dearly coveted.

Oh dear Meghan Windsor did you not realise that William of Wales has ears everywhere being a king in waiting and senior to your mind numbing husband that he would find out what your plans where before you had time to put them in motion? Before you had time to have the all important pictures of you clad in black laying flowers for the crowd weeping? You didn’t did you as you had to sit in a car completely ignored then suffer the indignity of people refusing to shake your hand and aides making sure they took flowers off you so you couldn’t dramatically walk and lay them, then feel the cold hard stare of the Cathrine of wales for all the times you had spoken so badly about her, did you actually think after all that us Joe Public found out about your bullying of underlings that we would believe the Kate made you cry?…..OK THEN!!! ……Then Much to the other wife’s horror you nearly had a argument with an aide because you wanted to put some flowers down showing how demanding and aggressive you really are!

PS..Meghan Windsor maybe you need to think about changing your IMB as it says you are at the coronation 🤣🤣🤣

By Jus Tiz who is now mind numbly bored by Harold The Poor Me Prince!

Yes boys and girls the residents where told to leave as a real threat to life had been issued even the AA+ superstar who lived local bundled his family into the Tesla and announced “ We are leaving” …But what of his infamous big mouthed claptrap Neighbours?

Whilst the Town was getting together and organising people to go out and help and check on others one infamous family was nowhere to be seen nothing! Now the famous people soon started to snipe when they heard the odious wife was refusing to move.The fire service had been going door to door explaining to their rich residents that it was time to leave now! Most of the residents where courteous and polite and made arrangements to move quickly whilst some got together to help others less likely to go.

Now the odious wife had insisted that they would fly out and when the fire service even offered to help they stunned when the odious wife retorted “Do you know who the hell we are” with that the FS decided to leave and let them get on with it as the wife was already phoning around to helicopter charter companies to fly them out! Not forthcoming and who could blame them as who would want to put themselves at risk when a landslide was imminent the wife resorted to shouting and yelling down the phone telling anyone that would listen that they where British Royalty!.

What is it you don’t understand Rachel Windsor do you think your defunct titles make you better than others? do you think you deserve better treatment than your Uber rich Neighbour who incidentally thinks you are an absolute PooPoo of a person who when in a crisis acted like everyone else and got his family too safety! You where willing to put you mind numbing Prince and moon bumps at risk for the sake of entitlement? Are you surprised that the company’s told you No after you rude brusk calls then yelling at them? Did you forget that in America today Royalty and titles mean nothing and why should they. It remains really strange that you have hid whilst you Poor Me Prince has gone and made a HUGE tit of himself this week and the whispers are you are setting him up for a great fall………….…looks good in the divorce right?.

This is all subject to rumours of course 🤣🤣🤣

Last night at 6.30 Pm I heard the devastating news that our beloved monarch had passed away,like many in our nation i wept for a much loved figure in our lives I was going to post soon but as a mark of respect for 12 days I will not. I would like to tell you all my personal touch with HMTQ Elizabeth 11.

Your Majesty, i was a little girl when you came to our town. 2 rows back I was crying because I couldn’t see and found it all overwhelming. You came down our side clad in pink with a pink hat when you spotted this scraggy little girl crying desperate to get just a look.I remember with a look of concern you asked the people in front to move just a little so you could shake my hand,with tears streaming and a snotty smile I took your gloved hand and you said “ there see that’s better isn’t it”such a profound moment that has stayed with me.I will never forget you! God will never forget you.