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Mega Milk Demon Bois

I may have gotten a little carried away.

Again.

~(From a simple dare to someone getting broken. And to those who are curious, Joker used his BANG! gun and the pole jammed Crane's eye out.)~

AT THE LEGION OF DOOM

Bane: *gets a Go-Gurt*

Scarecrow: Osito, you've been challenged.

Bane: By who? The Batman? I will break him!

Scarecrow: No, no, no, hun. Two Face has dared you to wear a certain shirt.

Bane: *confused* To wear a shirt? What kind of a dare is that?

Scarecrow: A dare to test how far you'll go to even overcome embarrassment. I know you can do it and prove Two Face wrong. *gives Bane the shirt*

Bane: *takes the shirt and looks at it* Mega Milk? I don't get it.

Scarecrow: Neither do I. It's just a lame dare. Even George Bush took a dare and became president. That was a joke. He's clearly an idiot.

Bane: I accept this dare then!

Scarecrow: *trying not to snicker* Alright. I'll meet you in the lobby.

*5 MINUTES LATER*

Bane: *wearing the Mega Milk shirt* Haha! I have completed your dare, Two Face! It was too easy!

Two Face: *drinking coffee* Uuhh...what dare?

Scarecrow: *snickers*

Bane: You dared me to put on this ridiculous shirt to test my courage against any form of humiliation. I don't feel humiliated at all! You've failed to attempt it.

Two Face: There was no dare.

Bane: WHAT?! SO YOU MADE ME WEAR THIS SHIRT FOR NOTHING?! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR YOUR RECKONING FOR YOUR BACK WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM IT!

Two Face: No! Wait! Bane!

Scarecrow: *laughs* Bloody Hell, my sides hurt!

Black Manta: *stands by Scarecrow* Did Harvey really dare him to do it?

Scarecrow: No. I just thought the shirt looked good on him. If only I blamed Killer Croc for it. Maybe next time.

Black Manta: Why him?

Scarecrow: He mauled my face and broke my leg.