#megabieber

"Pint of wine anyone?" That's what I would say if I had any friends because I've just scored the bargain of a lifetime. A quintet of the finest Chianti that money can't buy, they were on offer at £2 each at my local Tescos express. The price wars have gone insane! It's either great wine at a great price or a terrorist plot to kill fat middle class wankers. Are you still reading this shit? I'm not. Goodnight.😙#pricewars #wine #tescosfinest #rrp£44.95 #ultrabargain #sleepingbeauty #poisonedchalice #joffrey #megabieber #chianti #greatvalue #megadealz #hangover #whathaveidone