May 13, 2015
For the sad frog in your life
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For the sad frog in your life
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Name: Jared
Nicknames: Never  had a nickname
Birthday: nope
Gender: Male
Sexual, and romantic orientation: bi
Height: 5’7

Favorite color: Idk, black? Grey?
Time and date at current moment: 7:48 PM, December 15.

Average hours of sleep: 7-8,I do my best

Last thing I googled: something for work

First word that comes to mind: horny
One place that makes me happy: my room

How many blankets do I sleep under: my comforter
Favorite Fictional Character: Riku? Damon Salvatore?

Animation: ugh.... i don't even know
TV show: I don't know about this either
Favorite beverage: coffee 

Favorite food: pizza
Last movie I’ve seen in the cinema?: Big Hero 6

Dream Wedding: (this changes a lot, so this may not be true anymore in a week, but for right now):
1. A small ceremony at the top of the London Eye (I looked it up, it’s a thing), with a reception on a boat that goes around the Thames. Small, classy, but as much fun as possible
2. A big-ish wedding, somewhere nice, not really too important where, but Harry Potter themed. Cake, seating, decorations, invitations, all Harry Potter themed
Dream Job: accountant
10 people that I want to get to know better:
expectantspectre, hyliandovahkiin, mega-axew, kinkykairi, beheard-beforeyou-crash, a-lone-quark, secricket, xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx, milkfighter, unstatedpoet
mega-axew replied to your post:mega-axew replied to your post:I should do a video...
That would be hella rad
i literally just used the phrase "hella rad" in a facebook chat to describe the idea of an anime skateboarding game
mega-axew replied to your post:I should do a video series of my inner monologue...
same; except if someone makes my pokemon faint i usually call them a lil bitch or a piece of shit. I’m not bitter about losing tho. >_>
there is an entirely separate side of me that internally narrates my pokemon games. i really want to do a video of it now. Maybe I could do an Emerald LP?
mega-axew replied to your post: “[[MOR]:
Look on the bright side, you're almost finished!
Yeah, that's what everyone keeps telling me.
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mega-axew replied to your post:mega-axew replied to your post:mega-axew replied...
I’m pretty sure moms don’t start off sentences with “bruh”. Unless I have achieved the ~cool mom~ status. If so, please excuse me while offer alcohol and condoms to minors and try to stay hip by using those cool memes.
back in my day we didn't have "memes," we just had rocks and prejudice and disease, and we liked it.
mega-axew replied to your post:mega-axew replied to your post:anyone want to chat...
Bruh, all those video games are bad for your eyes. You’re gonna have to get glasses.
i'm at least 75% sure that fact has been proven false. Also thanks, mom :p
mega-axew replied to your post:anyone want to chat about smash bros video games?
You have a terrible obsession with ssmb. You need some sort of intervention.
If you think that's bad, you should see my playtime stats for Minecraft