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Hi all! Iām having after-Megacamp depression because everyone was really awesome and I miss you all ;; I hope everybody got home safely! Thank you all for the lovely time, and the wonderful coordination!
If Iām not following you already PLEASE poke me so I can! I want to!!
And for those of you who recorded for the Megamind Musical by Set, PLEASE direct message me your email address so I can get you into this Google Drive situation for file unloading! :D Hopefully between everybody we have the whole thing! Because it was awesome!
Once all the files are compiled, Iāll let Set decide what to do with the files from there, as this is truly their beast! So those of you waiting to see, youāll have to wait for now, sorry loves. <3
So as much fun as weāre going to have at camp, we also have a couple trips planned to attractions close to camp. Ā Each of these will cost you a little extra money on top of your camp fee, but we think they are worth it! Ā So where are we going you may ask? Ā
Bristol Renaissance FaireĀ
Welcome to one of the biggest Renaissance Faires in the US! Ā There are dozens of shows through the day including music, comedy, and jousting, as well as village worth of shops including garb, food, alcohol, jewelry, and all sorts of fascinating shiny things. Ā Costumes are highly encouraged!
You will be responsible for your own admission fee and the costs of any food and souvenirs. Ā
AepelTreow Winery and Distillery
Whose up for a little drinking? Ā This Wisconsin establishment creates apple and pear based wines, ciders, perry, brandy and whiskey! Ā
They offer tastings for $5 a person. Ā Youāre responsible for the cost of any additional liquor you may buy. Ā
Adrianās Frozen Custard
No, its not frozen pudding. Ā Frozen Custard is a creamier cousin to ice cream and a regional food unique to Wisconsin. Ā So of course I canāt have yāall come here without trying some for yourself! Ā And every good Wisconsin girl knows that the best frozen custard comes from rando mom & pop places in little towns just like Adrianās. Ā You will be responsible for the cost of your own cone. Ā
MEGAMINDāS MOTHER:
WEāVE ONLY MOMENTS LEFT UNTILā
MEGAMINDāS FATHER:
āTHE SUN GOES SUPERNOVA; STILLā
BOTH:
MY SON AT LEAST YOUāLL HAVE A CHANCE TO LIVE
MEGAMINDāS MOTHER:
AND AS YOU GO INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN
I PROMISE YOU WONāT BE ALONEā
Here is your Minion. He will take care of you.
FATHER:
And here is your binky.
(he places glowing blue binky in escape pod.)
BOTH:
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THINGS COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
OUR SON, AT LEAST, WILL LIVE
THANK THE MERCY OF THE UNIVERSE
WEāVE ONLY MOMENTS LEFT, ITāS TRUE
BUT AT LEAST WEāRE SPENDING THEM WITH YOU
(baby Megamind cries.)
MOTHER:
Oh, my love; shhh.
DONāT YOU CRY ANY MORE
FATHER:
MY SON, YOU ARE DESTINED FORā
MEGAMIND:
I didnāt quite hear that last part. But it sounded important. Destined forāwhat?
CITIZENS:
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THINGS COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT
SAY THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSE
TRUE, A BLACK HOLE HAS CRUSHED
EVERYTHING YOU LOVED TO DUST
BUT IT COULD BE WORSE
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
MEGAMIND:
I set out to find my destiny!
CITIZENS:
OH NOW DARLING DONāT YOU CRY
OR YOUāLL GET SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
THINK OF THIS AS A CHANCE TO LEARN
ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO WITHOUT
ITāS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
ITāS JUST THE END OF THE WORLD
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THEYāRE GONNA GET WORSE
MEGAMIND:
Turns out a kid from the Glaupunkt Quadrant had the exact same idea as me.
That was the day I met Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes. And our glorious rivalry was born!
Was this what I was destined for? A dream life, filled with luxury?
Apparently not! Even fate picks its favorites. No big deal.
CITIZENS:
IT COULD BE WORSE
IT COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
TRY TO REMEMBER THIS
WHEN YOU FEEL YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED
OH NOW DARLING DONāT YOU CRY
OR YOUāLL GET SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
THINK OF THIS AS A CHANCE TO LEARN
ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO WITHOUT
YOUāLL GROW UP BEHIND PRISON BARS
BUT YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS
BECAUSE THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THINGS ARE GONNA GET WORSE
MEGAMIND:
After a few years, and with some time off for good behavior, I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning at a strange place called shool.
It was there that I once again ran into Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.
He had already amassed a gigantic army of soft-headed groupies. He bought their affections with showmanship and extravagant displays of his power.
So I, too, would show off my special talents and win over those mindless drones!
Thatās when I learned a very hard lesson. Good receives all the praise and adulation, while evil is sent to quiet time in the corner. So fitting in wasnāt really an option.
CHORUS:
IT COULD BE WORSE
IT COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
TRY TO REMEMBER THIS
WHEN YOU FEEL YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED
MEGAMIND:
Some days, it felt like it was just me and Minion against the world.
CHORUS:
YOU HAVE ONE FRIEND IN THE WORLD
SO ITāS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
IT COULD BE WORSE
IT COULD BE WORSE
MEGAMIND:
While they were learning the Itsy Bitsy Spider, I learned how to dehydrate animate objects and rehydrate them at will!
No matter how hard I tried, I was always the odd man out.
The last one picked. The screw up, the black sheepā¦
STUDENT ONE:
Freak!
STUDENT TWO:
Weirdo!
METRO BOY:
Get him!
MEGAMIND:
The bad boy.
CITIZENS:
OH NOW DARLING DONāT YOU CRY
OR YOUāLL GET SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT
THINK OF THIS AS A CHANCE TO LEARN
ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO WITHOUT
ITāS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
YOU DONāT FIT IN THIS WORLD
MEGAMIND:
Was this my destiny?
YOUNG MEGAMIND:
Being bad is the one thing Iām good at.
MEGAMIND:
If I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them all!
YOUNG MEGAMIND:
I CAN BE WORSE
I CAN BE SO MUCH WORSE
I CAN BE THE BADDEST THING
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
MEGAMIND & YOUNG MEGAMIND:
OH, YOU THINK THAT IāM BAD NOW?
I AM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW
I CAN BE WORSE
IāM GONNA BE WORSE
MEGAMIND:
I was destined to be a supervillain! And we were destined to be rivals!
And so began an enduring, epic, lifelong career. And I loved it! Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some. I would almost win others! He took the name Metro Man: Defender of Metrocity.
I decided to pick something a little more humble.
Megamind! Incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
CITIZENS:
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THINGS COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT
SAY THANK YOU TO THE UNIVERSE
YOUāVE FINALLY FOUND YOUR PLACE
MEGAMIND:
True, itās getting punched in the face.
CITIZENS:
BUT THINGS COULD BE WORSE
THINGS COULD BE WORSE
MEGAMIND:
Yes, things could certainly be a lot worse!
Oh, thatās right. Iām falling to my death. Guess they canāt.
Iām So Bad
MEGAMIND:
THE EVIL PLOT IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE
I COULD JUST EVIL LAUGH WITH JOY
LOOK OUT NOW, METROCITY!
I PLAN TO BE A BAD, BAD BOY
GONNA SHOW OFF MY TRUE COLORS
LET MY FIENDISH BRILLIANCE SHINE
IāM MEGAMIND, THE EVIL GENIUS!
AND SOON THIS CITY WILL BE MINE!
BECAUSE IāM BAD, BABY
IāM THE BADDEST THING IN TOWN
AND I AM GOOD AT IT
AND METRO MAN IS GOING DOWN!
IāLL ALWAYS BE A VILLAIN
What can I say; itās just a gift!
OH, IāM SO BAD AND EVILā
MINION:
Well, hello, good looking; need a lift?
MEGAMIND:
Certainly do you fantastic fish, you!
MINION:
Get in the invisible car, you!
MEGAMIND:
OH, I AM BAD, BABY
THE BADDEST THING YOUāVE EVER SEEN
MY HEART IS BLACK AND WICKED
AND IāM SO HORRIBLE AND MEAN!
Nice work sending me the disguise watch, Minion!
MINION:
You got it, Sir!
MEGAMIND:
Ah, thereās no place like evil lair!
MINION:
Oh, the brainbots certainly missed you, Sir!
(Brainbots make ābowgā noises of enthusiasm.)
MEGAMIND:
Did you miss your daddy? Whoās a menacing little cyborg? You are; yes you are!
OH, IāM SO BAD, BABY
PEOPLE SEE ME AND THEY RUN
THEY KNOW IāM MEAN AND NASTY
OH, BEING EVILāS SO MUCH FUN!
(The Brainbots bring him his cape and help him into it.)
Ah, my cape! How do I look, Minion? Do I look bad?
MINION:
Disgustingly horrifying, Sir!
MEGAMIND:
You always know what to say!
ITāS GOOD TO BE BAD, MINION!
TIME TO UNVEIL THE EVIL PLAN
MINION:
This oneās sure to work, Sir!
MEGAMIND:
AND WE WILL DEFEAT METRO MAN!
(Roxanne stirs and begins to wake.)
Ah, sheās awake! Places! Places!
ITāS SUCH A GOOD BAD FEELING
WHEN THE CROWDāS CURSING YOUR NAME
I KNOW I MIGHT BE INFAMOUS
BUT INFAMYāS STILL FAME!
(Brainbot pulls bag from Roxanneās head; all Brainbots exit.)
Miss Ritchi! We meet again!
ROXANNE:
Would it kill you to wash the bag?
MEGAMIND:
You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi! Iām afraid no one can hear you! (pause)
Why isnāt she screaming?
MINION:
Miss Ritchi; if you wouldnāt mind.
MEGAMIND:
Like this!
(screams)
IāM SO BAD, BABY
LET ME HEAR THOSE FRIGHTENED PLEAS
IāM JUST THE SUPERVILLAIN
TO BRING THIS CITY TO ITS KNEES
Except, of course, for you, Miss Ritchi. As my evil queen, you will, obviously, be exempt from any shows of obedience required from the ordinary populace.
ROXANNE:
Ugh, the evil queen joke is getting really old.
MEGAMIND:
Itās notā
ROXANNE:
Almost as old as this bag.
MEGAMIND:
Again with the bag?! You donāt seem to be taking all of this seriously!
DONāT YOU KNOW THAT I AM BAD, MISS RITCHI?
CANāT YOU SEE THE PERIL YOU ARE IN?
MY EVIL PLANāS COMPLETE NOW
AND THIS TIME I WILL WIN!
COME ON AND SCREAM FOR ME
LET ME HEAR YOU SHRIEK WITH FEAR!
(silence)
I SAID SCREAM FOR ME!
(Minion screams quietly.)
Thatās what I like to hear!
IāLL ALWAYS BE A VILLAIN
THE BADDEST VILLAIN OF THEM ALL
IāM GOOD AT BEING EVIL
Today Metrocity will fall!
Better Than This
MEGAMIND:
IāVE GOTTA DO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
BETTER THAN THIS
ROXANNE:
DONāT YOU KNOW YOUāRE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
BETTER THAN THIS
PUT THAT GIANT BLUE HEAD TO GOOD USE
COME ON, MEGAMIND; JUST THINKā
MEGAMIND:
BUT SHEāS SO BRILLIANTLY SMART
ROXANNE:
YOUāRE SO SMART
MEGAMIND:
DONāT EVEN KNOW HOW TO START
ROXANNE:
DONāT YOU KNOW THAT
MEGAMIND:
A HEROINE LIKE HER DESERVES THE VERY BEST IN VILLAINY
BUT ALL THE THINGS THAT SHEāS SEEN
ROXANNE:
YEAH, IāVE SEEN THAT
MEGAMIND:
EVERY EVIL MACHINE
ROXANNE:
STILL NOT SCARY
MEGAMIND:
MY INVENTIONS AND MY GADGETS; NONE OF ITāS BAD ENOUGH FOR HER
IāVE GOT FLAMETHROWERS AND SAWS
ROXANNE:
SAW THAT LAST TIME
MEGAMIND:
AND IāM GRASPING AT STAWS
ROXANNE:
I THINK ITāS PAST TIME
TO GET OUT OF THAT DEATHTRAP THAT YOUāVE LOCKED YOURSELF INSIDE
IT IS SO VERY CLEAR
MEGAMIND:
ITāS SO CLEAR
ROXANNE:
I DONāT FEEL ANY FEAR
MEGAMIND:
IāM A FAILURE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
AND I KNOW IāM NOT AS SMART AS YOU, BUT EVEN I CAN SEE
SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS YOU
DESERVES BETTER AND NEW
AND I WISH THAT I COULD TELL YOU
BUT YOU DONāT CARE WHAT I THINK
STILL, I PROMISE I KNOW
THE TRUTH UNDER THE SHOW
MEGAMIND:
GOTTA DO BETTER
ROXANNE:
DONāT YOU KNOW THAT YOUāRE BETTER
MEGAMIND:
BUT MY PHASERS DONāT PHASE HER
THE SPIKES AND THE LASERS
IāVE GOTTA DO BETTER
ROXANNE:
DONāT YOU KNOW
MEGAMIND:
OH, I KNOW
ROXANNE:
YOU DESERVE
MEGAMIND:
YOU DESERVE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
YOU DESERVE
SO MUCH BETTER
THAN THIS
Metro Man
METRO MAN:
Yeah, Metro City! Look at this great museum! Iāmā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HEāS BRAVE AND STRONG; CAN DO NO WRONG
OUR HERO, METRO MAN!
METRO MAN:
Hey-hey! Thanks Iāmā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
HEāS ATHLETIC, ENERGETIC
THANK YOU SO MUCH, METRO MAN!
METRO MAN:
Youāre welcome, Metro City! You know, Iāve beenā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
āfor a longā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
ātime now, andā
CITIZENS:
HEāS COURAGEOUS; HERE TO SAVE US
METRO MAN:
Like, a really long time, nowā
CITIZENS:
HE IS CONSTANTLY ON CALL
METRO MAN:
āso I guess whatā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
āwhat Iām tryingā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN
METRO MAN:
ātrying to say isā
CITIZENS:
HEāS PERPETUALLY ON DUTY
AND NO PROBLEM IS TOO SMALL
METRO MAN:
āIā
CITIZENS:
METRO MAN; METRO MAN
OUR DEPENDABLE DEFENDER
THREE CHEERS FOR METRO MAN!
Piece of the Action
HOT FLASH:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION
GET ROXANNE RITCHI, AND THEN ITāS
HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GOODBYE
LADY DOPPLER:
TO PLAYING SECOND FIDDLE
TO A BLUE FREAK WITH A GIANT HEAD
WEāRE GONNA CHANGE THE MUSIC
MAKE HIM DANCE TO OUR TUNE INSTEAD
PSYCHO DELIC:
THE TIMEāS RIPE FOR A CHANGE NOW
DOOM SYNDICATE IS ON THE RISE
GONNA GET SOME OF THAT FAME AND FORTUNE
MEGAMINDāS IN FOR A SURPRISE
DESTRUCTION WORKER:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
GET OUR FAIR SHARE OF THE LOOT
GONNA SEIZE CONTROL NOW
GRIND THIS CITY BENEATH OUR BOOT
ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
THIS CITYāS OURS TO TAKE
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
HOT FLASH:
THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE
ALL:
GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
RESPECT AND POWER WE REQUIRE
HOT FLASH:
You know, Iāve really been thinkingāitās time for the Overlord to retire.
Anyone Can Be A Hero
ROXANNE:
Yeah! I mean, itās like they sayāheroes arenāt born; theyāre made.
MEGAMIND:
ā¦heroes can be made.
(Music for ANYONE CAN BE A HERO begins as they each get an idea)
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
Thatās it!
MEGAMIND:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
ROXANNE:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:Ā
SO VERY SIMPLE
MY EYES HAVE BEEN UNCLOUDED
AND IāM SUDDENLY SO SURE
MY THOUGHTS WERE LOST
IN ENDLESS DARKNESS
BUT YOUāVE LIT MY MIND ON FIRE
AND NOW ITāS WORKING BETTER THAN IT EVER HAS BEFORE
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN SAVE THE DAY
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW I REALLY THINK THAT I CAN FINALLY SEE MY WAY
MEGAMIND:
Heroes can be made! All you need are the right ingredients!
ROXANNE:
Yeah! Braveryā
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
Strength!
MEGAMIND:
Of course!
ROXANNE:
Determination!
MEGAMIND:
Imperative!
AND JUST A LITTLE SMIDGEN
OF THE FORMER HEROāS DNA
IāLL MAKE A HERO
ROXANNE:
IāLL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ROXANNE:
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME
MEGAMIND:
What?
ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
EVEN SOMEBODY LIKE ME
THEREāS DARK AND EVIL ALL AROUND US
BUT I CAN BE THE LIGHT OF CHANGE AND SET THE CITY FREE
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CANā
Youāyou really think so?
MEGAMIND:
Of course you can, Roxanne!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
BE A HERO
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
BECOMES THE HERO THAT I NEED
I WAS FEELING LIKE A FAILURE
BUT WITH A HERO LIKE ROXANNE
MY PLAN CANNOT HELP BUT SUCCEED
ROXANNE:
Iāll find out what Megamind is up toā
MEGAMIND:
āI should have most of the equipment already in the Lairā
ROXANNE:
āIāll figure out how to stop himā
MEGAMIND:
āIāll start work on the formula tonight!
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ESPECIALLY SOMEONE LIKE YOU
BRAVE AND SMART AND SO DETERMINED
YOUāRE A HERO THROUGH AND THROUGH
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN HEED THE CALL
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW YOUāVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT
AND IāM NOT LOST AT ALL
ROXANNE:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
THE PERFECT PLAN
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
THE CITYāS HERO
ROXANNE:
IāLL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN
Nice Guy
HAL:
Can she seriously not take a hint? I mean, how many times do I have to ask her out before she gets it? What, is she really still hung up on stupid Metro Man? Yeah, okay, he died, and it was like, sad and whatever. But come on! It is soooo obvious that Iām the one she should have been with all along!
WHY DO HOT GIRLS
ONLY LIKE JERK DUDES
IāVE PUT IN THE WORK, DUDE
IāVE BEEN, LIKE, A GOOD FRIEND
COME ON ROXAROO
HAVENāT I BEEN THERE FOR YOU?
NO ONE ELSE CARES FOR YOU
LIKE ME
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOUāVE EVER KNOWN
BUT IāM IN THE FRIENDZONE
WHY CANāT YOU COMPREHEND
WE ARE MEANT TO BE
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE WITH ME
COME ON ROXY CANāT YOU SEE
YOUāRE MINE
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
AND IāVE SHOWED IT
SO IāD SAY IāM OWED IT
AND IāM GETTING TIRED OF THE WAIT
MILADYāS A COQUETTE
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET
ITāS TIME TO PAY THE DEBT
YOU OWE
YEAH, IāM A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOUāVE EVER KNOWN
BEEN IN THE FRIENDZONE
IāD SAY I DESERVE AT LEAST A DATE
IāM SO STEADFAST
IāVE ASKED AND ASKED AND ASKED
BUT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
ALWAYS
AND IāM A NICE GUY
SUCH A NICE GUY
THAT HAS TO BE WHY
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
WELL, ROXY MAYBE I
SHOULD STOP BEING NICEā
Oh, Iām totally kidding; totally kidding! I would never do that!
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
Going To Go Wrong
MINION:
Oh, I donāt like this. I donāt like this at all. Why in the world does Sir even need a hero? It doesnāt make any sense!
MEGAMIND (as Space Dad):
The flames of my evil burn bright!
Now you say something cool back at me.
HAL:
Youā¦bad! Aaaraaaghhhh!
MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN
HAL:
Smash! Smash! Smash!
MINION:
I CANāT SEE HIM AS A HERO, SIR
AND REALLY I CANNOT SEE HOW YOU CAN
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
Canāt waitāLOLāsmiley face!
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE
I REALLY FEEL THE FUTUREāS GOING TO BE BRIGHT
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
Oh, what fun!
ROXANNE:
You donāt get out much, do you?
I used to come here with my mother when I was a kid. It was one of my favorite things to do. Now look at it. Itās a dump.
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
BUT SIR HAS GOT ONE OF HIS BRIGHT IDEAS
SO EVERYONE HAS GOT TO PLAY ALONG
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
Why are we cleaning up the city, Sir?
MEGAMIND:
Well, we donāt want to battle our new hero in a dump, now, do we?
ROXANNE:
Itās clean! But how? Why?
MEGAMIND:
Maybe Megamind isnāt so bad after all.
THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
MINION:
THIS IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
MEGAMIND:
IāM SO GLAD I CHANGED THE PLAN
MINION:
AN INESCAPABLY BAD PLAN
MEGAMIND:
FATE GAVE ME A DIFFERENT PATH
AND NOW IāM HERE AND PARTNERS WITH ROXANNE
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTERāS LOOMING NEAR
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESNāT GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
Oh, that was such a funny story! And brilliantly told, by the way. Okay, now you tell one!
ROXANNE:
Bernard, I never knew you were so funny!
MEGAMIND:
AndāI never heard you laugh before.
ROXANNE:
Yeah, itās been a while. Feels pretty good.
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
IāM SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE
I HAVENāT QUITE GOT THIS DECIPHERED YET
BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT SOON IT WILL BE CLEAR
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
MEGAMIND:
NOTHINGāS GOING TO WRONG
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
AND THEN YOUāLL SEE IāM RIGHT, SIR
AND YOUāLL SEE THAT I HAVE BEEN RIGHT ALL ALONG
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
ROXANNE:
IāM SO GLAD YOU HAVE YOU HERE
MEGAMIND:
IāM SO GLAD TO BE HERE
MINION:
DISASTERāS LOOMING NEAR
IT IS GOING TO GO WRONG SOON
AND THE ONLY THING TO HOPE FOR
IS IT DOESNāT GO AS BADLY AS I FEAR
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
THINGS ARE GOING RIGHT
MINION:
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THEREāS NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPT TO STAND BEHIND HIM
AND THEN PICK UP ALL THE PIECES WHEN ITāS THROUGH
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
Let Me Be Good
MEGAMIND:
IāVE READ THE COMIC BOOKS AND NOVELS
SEEN THE TELEVISION SHOWS
WATCHED A MILLION ACTION MOVIES
I KNOW HOW THIS STORY GOES
BEING BAD HAS ALWAYS BEEN
THE ONLY THING I COULD DO RIGHT
AND PEOPLE ALWAYS LOOK SO HAPPY
AS THEY WATCH ME LOSE A FIGHT
EVERY STORY NEEDS A HERO
THE HERO ALWAYS HAS TO WIN
THE VILLAIN HAS TO BE DEFEATED
AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND IāM TIRED
IāM TIRED OF THIS DESTINY
I AM TIRED
OF LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND SEEING ME
BUT I CAN FIX THAT
AND MAYBE THEN I CAN BE FREE
FATE, LET ME GO
LET ME GO
LET ME BE
LET ME BE GOOD
I WANT TO BE GOOD THIS TIME
WIPE THE LEDGER CLEAN AND START ANEW
BE SOMEBODY GOOD THIS TIME
SOMEONE WHOāS NOT EVIL AND NOT BLUE
ALL MY LIFE, IāVE NEVER THOUGHT
I COULD BE SOMEBODY GOOD
BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFEā
MAYBE I COULD
I WANT TO BELONG THIS TIME
STEP ONTO THE STREETS AND NOT HEAR SCREAMS
PEOPLE SMILE AND WAVE THIS TIME
ITāS JUST LIKE THE CITY IN MY DREAMS
I HAVE NEVER DONE SO WELL
AT KNOWING RIGHT FROM WRONG
BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFEā
LET ME BELONG
AND MAYBE ITāLL WORK THIS TIME
AND I CAN RIGHT THE WRONGS THAT I HAVE DONE
AND IāLL LEARN TO BE GOOD THIS TIME
AND IāLL EARN MY PLACE HERE IN THE SUN
ALL MY LIFE, IāVE ALWAYS THOUGHT
I WAS EVIL TO THE CORE
BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFEā
LET ME BE MORE
PLEASE LET ME BE GOOD THIS TIME
LET ME HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE HER SMILE
AND I KNOW IāM NOT WORTH HER TIME
BUT LET ME MAKE HER HAPPY FOR A WHILE
I HAVE NEVER DONE SO WELL
AT DOING WHAT I SHOULD
BUT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFEā
LET ME BE GOOD
Stupid Girl
ROXANNE:
STUPID GIRL
DONāT YOU DARE LOOK BACK AGAIN
DONāT YOU DARE WATCH HIM GO
OR THINK ABOUT WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
YOU WERE FALLING IN LOVE
WHILE HE WAS PLAYING A PART
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
STUPID HEART
YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU
COULD SOLVE THE PLAN HEāD MADE
THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN THE GAME
ALL ALONG YOU WERE GETTING PLAYED
DONāT YOU DARE LOOK BACK
DONāT YOU DARE WATCH HIM GO
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
DONāT YOU KNOW
YOUāRE JUST A STUPID GIRL
WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS SO SMART
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
STUPID HEART
STUPID GIRL
ALL ALONE IN THE RAIN
YOUāVE JUST YOURSELF TO BLAME
SO DONāT YOU DARE COMPLAIN
YOU KNOW ITāS YOUR OWN FAULT
FOR BEING SO NAIVE
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
TO BELIEVE
THAT AT LAST
YOU HAD SOMEONEāS RESPECT
ALL OF THE LIES
HOW COULD YOU NOT SUSPECT
YOUāRE JUST A STUPID GIRL
AND IT WAS ALL A LIE
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
TELL ME WHY
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BE MORE
THAN A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
YOUāRE JUST A STUPID GIRL
WHO LOOKS PRETTY IN A DRESS
YOU WERE FALLING IN LOVE
WHILE HE WAS PLAYING A PART
STUPID GIRL
STUPID GIRL
STUPID HEART
Piece of the Action (reprise)
HOT FLASH:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
HOT FLASH & LADY DOPPLER:
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, & DESTRUCTION WORKER:
JUST DESERTS AND SATISFACTION
HOT FLASH, LADY DOPPLER, PSYCHO DELIC, DESTRUCTION WORKER, & HAL:
NO MORE BEING A NICE GUY
HEROISM IS FOR LOSERS
SO JOIN THE VILLAINSā TEAM INSTEAD
GONNA GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION
AND PAINT METRO CITY RED
Going to Go Wrong (reprise)
MINION:
ITāS GOING TO GO WRONG
DISASTERāS LOOMING NEAR
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
IF, SIR, YOU SAY THAT YOU
DONāT EVEN WANT ME HERE
SIR IS HEADED FOR A FALL
BUT THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO
EXCEPTā
There. Itās finished now. Time to go.
Iām So Bad (reprise)
MEGAMIND:
DONāT YOU KNOW THAT I AM BAD BABY
PEOPLE SEE ME AND THEY RUN
THEY KNOW IāM MEAN AND NASTY
OH, BEING EVILāS SO MUCH FUN
AND I AM BAD, BABY
THE BADDEST THING IN TOWN
THE ONLY THING IāM GOOD AT
Itās time to go downā¦in style.
See Through Lead
METRO MAN:
I HAVE EYES THAT CAN SEE
RIGHT THROUGH LEAD
BUT I GAVE IT ALL UP
TO SING INSTEAD
I USED TO SPEND MY TIME FIGHTING A SUPERVILLAIN
BUT PUNCHINā GIANT ROBOTS NEVER FELT FULFILLINā
SO I CAME UP WITH A BRILLIANT PLAN
I FAKED MY DEATH AND NOW THEY CALL ME MUSIC MAN!
Only One Here Is Me
ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS Ā Ā
SEEN THE GOOD IN YOU
ALL THE WORTH YOU TRY TO HIDE
I KNOW YOUāRE GOOD INSIDE
NOW I NEED YOU TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT
I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU TO BE A HERO
THE ONE IāVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT YOU COULD BE
NEED YOU TO BE IT NOW FOR ME
MEGAMIND, ITāS TIME TO PROVE ME RIGHT
MEGAMIND:
IāM NOT A HERO
I KNOW IāM NOT A HERO
ALL I EVER DO IS FAIL
THE VILLAINāS NOT MEANT TO PREVAIL
ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU TO RISE UP AGAIN AND FIGHT
SAVE ME
I AM ASKING YOU TO SAVE ME
I CANāT DO THIS ALONE
BUT I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN
THAT YOUāLL BE THERE TO CATCH ME IF I FALL
IāVE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO
I KNOW THAT IāM NOT WRONG
THE POTENTIALāS BEEN THERE ALL ALONG
AND NOW I NEED FOR YOU TO SHOW THEM ALL
MEGAMIND:
IāM NOT A HERO
I COULD NEVER BE
ALL IāVE EVER BEEN
IS THE VILLAIN
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME
AND IāM NOT A HERO
THATāS VERY CLEAR
LOST EVERY FIGHT TO DATE
YOU NEED SOMEONE GREAT
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT IāM THE ONLY ONE HERE
ROXANNE:
I NEED YOU
MEGAMIND, I NEED YOU
MEGAMIND:
YOU DESERVE A HERO
TO COME TO YOUR RESCUE
BUT HEROES ARE IN SHORT SUPPLY
AND I CANāT JUST SIT BY
YOU NEED A HERO
BUT A VILLAIN WILL HAVE TO DO
ROXANNE:
I HAVE ALWAYS
KNOWN YOU COULD BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
IāM NOT A HERO
ANYONE WOULD CHOOSE
IāM WELL AWARE
I DONāT HAVE A PRAYER
BUT YOU NEED A HERO
SO IāVE GOT ONE LAST FIGHT TO LOSE
IāM NOT A HERO
I DONāT SAVE THE DAY
ITāS NOT FATEāS DESIGN
THAT DESTINYāS NOT MINE
THE STORY DOESNāT GO THAT WAY
BUT I WILL TRY
TRY TO DEFY MY DESTINY
YOU NEED A HERO
AND THE ONLY ONE HERE IS ME
Things Could Be Worse (reprise)
CITIZENS:
YOUāVE ONLY MOMENTS LEFT UNTIL
YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH, BUT STILL
MEGAMIND:
Normally, Iād just chalk this up as my last glorious failureā
CITIZENS:
SOMETHING IN YOU WONāT LET YOU GIVE IN
MEGAMIND:
ābut not today.
IāLL FIND A REASON TO SURVIVE
FIND A WAY TO STAY ALIVE
What can I say? Old habits die hard!
Path We Choose
MEGAMIND:
ALL MY LIFE
I BELIEVED IT
WHEN THE WORLD SAID
THAT EVIL WAS MY DESTINY
FOR SO LONG
MY MINDāS BEEN SHACKLED
BUT IāVE CAST OFF THE CHAINS OF LIES
NOW, I AM FREE
ALL:
YOU CAN BE A HERO
YOU CAN BE A HERO
IF YOU LOOK INSIDE
YOUāLL FIND THAT YOU ARE GOOD
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA DO THE THINGS
YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD
MEGAMIND:
I HAVE LIVED
WITHOUT HOPE OF RESCUE
ACCEPTANCE OR FORGIVENESS
OR REPRIEVE
FOR SO LONG
I THOUGHT I DESERVED THAT
BUT MY MIND IS FREE NOW
AND HERE IS WHAT I BELIEVE
ALL:
YOU CAN BE A HERO
YOU CAN BE A HERO
THIS BATTLE YOU ARE FIGHTING
CAN BE WON
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT
YOU ARE GONNA STEP OUT FROM THE SHADOWS
TO THE SUN
MEGAMIND:
IāVE BEEN PUSHED DOWN
AND THE WORLD HAS TOLD ME
THAT I DIDNāT DESERVE
ANYTHING MORE
BUT IāM THROUGH
IāM THROUGH WITH FALLING
THIS TIME, OH, THIS TIME
IāM GONNA SOAR
ALL:
THE WORLD MAY BE AGAINST US
THE WORLD MAY BE AGAINST US
BUT THIS IS NOT A FIGHT WEāRE
GONNA LOSE
FATE IS NOT THE PATH WEāRE GIVEN
FATE IS NOT THE PATH WEāRE GIVEN
DESTINYāS THE
PATH WE CHOOSE
Greetings, intrepid camper! You may be wonderingĀ āhow did I get myself into this mess?ā orĀ āwhat even does one bring camping??ā Well fear not, brave soul, we have compiled a handy dandy guide just for you first, second, or hundredth-timers. Because we love you.
This guide is divided into convenient sections for your perusal. Should our grouping stay within 35 people then everyone will have a cabin in which to stay, which will negate the last part of the guide.
This is My First Camping Trip, Please Help Me.
Yourself (glad to have you on board, it wouldnāt be a party without you!).
Your photo ID or passport. This should stay with you at almost all times.
Clean clothes for 4 days and 3 nights stay.
At least 4 pairs underwear/bras and socks, we recommend at least 1 extra of each just in case.
Shorts/pants/skirts for 4 days. At least 1 pair should be long pants.
Shirts/tank tops for 4 days.
Pajamas for 3 nights.
Pair of good walking shoes or hiking boots.
A hoodie (for us cold blooded lizard folk to wear at night to disguise our scaled faces with).
Optional: Swimming suit.
Optional: Sandals/swimming shoes.
Optional: Hat to keep the sun off your head.
Optional: Sunglasses or clip ons.
Optional: A hooded rain jacket (so you donāt melt if it rains).
Optional: If you are attending Bristol Renaissance Faire you may wish to bring your own costume. Costumes of any kind are welcome, so long as you donāt have any exposed steel or walk around in just pasties.
Optional: If you are attending the wine tasting at the vineyards you might opt for something super fancy to make you feel classy.
Toiletries
Your prescription medications.
Toothbrush.
Toothpaste.
Shampoo and conditioner.
Body soap.
Deodorant.Ā
Sunscreen.
Bug repellent.
Sandals to shower in (no, really, get a pair of cheap flipflops to shower in).
Hair brush and/or comb.
Optional: Pads or tampons if shark week strikes.
Optional: Hair ties if you are of the long haired persuasion.Ā
Optional: Glasses or contact cleaning solutions if you are a cyborg.
Optional: Shaving razor.
Optional: Skin lotion.
Optional: Hair dryer.
Optional: Makeup and hair styling products.
Phone and charger.
Flashlight and spare batteries.
Folding camp chair (if you are not flying in).
Optional: Binoculars.
Optional: Field guides.
Optional: Reusable water bottle with belt clip for hiking.
Optional: A book to read, useful if you have to wait for a pickup.
Optional: Laptop/tablet and charger. There is wifi, but it isnāt the greatest.
Optional: Camera, film, and extra batteries or charger.
A special note to our international visitors: Donāt worry about packing shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, soap, skin lotion, sunscreen, or bug repellent. If you do not have a special requirement and are not staying in the States before or after camp. Roki will happily provide those things for you. Just let us know in advance so she can be made aware to bring extra. This is to help with getting past TSA because their liquid requirements can be pretty screwy. If you are staying in the States before or after it will be easier on you to purchase those items once here. It saves you in airline baggage weight coming into the States and you cannot bring them with you as a carry on to help with that.
If you want to know more about that, check out this post: Travelling to the States from Canada. Bear in mind that it will differ from country to country and between airlines even, but itās a good starting point.
I am Staying in a Cabin
The cabins provide mattresses, so air mattresses are not required.
A pillow.
An extra blanket if you think you will need it.
Your own set of sheets (twin or full).
I am Staying in a Tent or Sleeping on an Air Mattress
Your tent (or negotiate with someone to have them provide you one).
Rain fly for tent.
Stakes.
Tarp to put under tent.
Rubber mallet for stakes.
Optional: Small mat/bag to put shoes on inside tent. Prevents bugs getting in them, but also tracking mud inside.
Pro-tip: If you can, zip your tent so that the zippers are at the top of the door. This prevents curious critters from grabbing them at night.
A blow up mattress or sleeping mat.
Pump for blow up mattress.
Batteries for the pump if needed.
Bedding.
A sleeping bag to put over the mattress (put this down before the sheets to prevent loss of body heat through the night).
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(Roxanne and Megamind--in disguise as Bernard--sing this at the Metro Man Museum.)
lyrics:
MEGAMIND:
ā¦heroes can be made.
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
Thatās it!
MEGAMIND:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
ROXANNE:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:Ā
SO VERY SIMPLE
MY EYES HAVE BEEN UNCLOUDED
AND IāM SUDDENLY SO SURE
MY THOUGHTS WERE LOST
IN ENDLESS DARKNESS
BUT YOUāVE LIT MY MIND ON FIRE
AND NOW ITāS WORKING BETTER THAN IT EVER HAS BEFORE
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN SAVE THE DAY
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW I REALLY THINK THAT I CAN FINALLY SEE MY WAY
MEGAMIND:
Heroes can be made! All you need are the right ingredients!
ROXANNE:
Yeah! Braveryā
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
Strength!
MEGAMIND:
Of course!
ROXANNE:
Determination!
MEGAMIND:
Imperative!
AND JUST A LITTLE SMIDGEN
OF THE FORMER HEROāS DNA
IāLL MAKE A HERO
ROXANNE:
IāLL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ROXANNE:
SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM
AND THAT SOMEBODY IS ME
MEGAMIND:
What?
ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
EVEN SOMEBODY LIKE ME
THEREāS DARK AND EVIL ALL AROUND US
BUT I CAN BE THE LIGHT OF CHANGE AND SET THE CITY FREE
MEGAMIND:
Yes!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CANā
Youāyou really think so?
MEGAMIND:
Of course you can, Roxanne!
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
BE A HERO
THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
BECOMES THE HERO THAT I NEED
I WAS FEELING LIKE A FAILURE
BUT WITH A HERO LIKE ROXANNE
MY PLAN CANNOT HELP BUT SUCCEED
ROXANNE:
Iāll find out what Megamind is up toā
MEGAMIND:
āI should have most of the equipment already in the Lairā
ROXANNE:
āIāll figure out how to stop himā
MEGAMIND:
āIāll start work on the formula tonight!
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ESPECIALLY SOMEONE LIKE YOU
BRAVE AND SMART AND SO DETERMINED
YOUāRE A HERO THROUGH AND THROUGH
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN HEED THE CALL
I WAS LOST, ALONE, IN DARKNESS
BUT NOW YOUāVE SHOWN ME THE LIGHT
AND IāM NOT LOST AT ALL
ROXANNE:
ITāS SO SIMPLE
MEGAMIND:
YOU CAN DO IT
ROXANNE:
I CAN BE A HERO
MEGAMIND:
THE PERFECT PLAN
ROXANNE:
I CAN DO IT
MEGAMIND:
THE CITYāS HERO
ROXANNE:
IāLL BE A HERO
MEGAMIND & ROXANNE:
MY OWN HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN BE A HERO
ANYONE CAN
(Hal sings this when he gets home to his apartment after being hit with the DNA infusion.)
lyrics:
HAL:
Can she seriously not take a hint? I mean, how many times do I have to ask her out before she gets it? What, is she really still hung up on stupid Metro Man? Yeah, okay, he died, and it was like, sad and whatever. But come on! It is soooo obvious that Iām the one she should have been with all along!
WHY DO HOT GIRLS
ONLY LIKE JERK DUDES
IāVE PUT IN THE WORK, DUDE
IāVE BEEN, LIKE, A GOOD FRIEND
COME ON ROXAROO
HAVENāT I BEEN THERE FOR YOU?
NO ONE ELSE CARES FOR YOU
LIKE ME
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOUāVE EVER KNOWN
BUT IāM IN THE FRIENDZONE
WHY CANāT YOU COMPREHEND
WE ARE MEANT TO BE
YOU ARE MEANT TO BE WITH ME
COME ON ROXY CANāT YOU SEE
YOUāRE MINE
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
AND IāVE SHOWED IT
SO IāD SAY IāM OWED IT
AND IāM GETTING TIRED OF THE WAIT
MILADYāS A COQUETTE
STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET
ITāS TIME TO PAY THE DEBT
YOU OWE
YEAH, IāM A NICE GUY
NICEST GUY YOUāVE EVER KNOWN
BEEN IN THE FRIENDZONE
IāD SAY I DESERVE AT LEAST A DATE
IāM SO STEADFAST
IāVE ASKED AND ASKED AND ASKED
BUT NICE GUYS FINISH LAST
ALWAYS
AND IāM A NICE GUY
SUCH A NICE GUY
THAT HAS TO BE WHY
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
WELL, ROXY MAYBE I
SHOULD STOP BEING NICEā
Oh, Iām totally kidding; totally kidding! I would never do that!
āCAUSE IāM A NICE GUY
