#meet peter

Abel: Well we offer lots of things! Like group activities! Therapy sessions!

???: *comes out of the smoke, coughing a bit* That freaking— *growls as his feathers flare up but soon notices Abel* Abel! We need to really reconsider making some kind of consequences for this establishment. Cherri keeps making explosives and throwing them at our walls!

Abel: Yeah we do need to stop that. But uh first! Please introduce yourself to our new visitors!

???: *confused* New visitors? *notices anon* Oh! Of course. My apologies! My name is Peter! I help Abel run the hotel and keep things up and running!

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Abel: Tell us Peter! What does our Hotel offer?

Peter: Well, *gets ready to recite something that he’s been practicing to himself* The Hazbin Hotel offers shelter, safety, guidance, rehabilitation, conflict mediation, redemption planning, and a second chance for sinners who are willing to try.

       There is something to be said for when the likes of Peter Pan feels as though he's met his match. Well, more specifically, the teenager fears perhaps he has finally hit his hard limit––What with the jumble of weed, booze, and those colorful tabs with that awful taste in his stomach––It was a wonder he was even coherent. Peter nearly shudders remembering the taste of it all, but instead redirects his attention to the person in front of him.

I suggested we make a blog for more interactions, and Miss Pepper said yes as long as she is allowed to keep an eye on things to make sure i dont “spill all the office secrets” which is stupid because im just an intern and i dont know anything.

I work in the labs with Mr Stark and Mr Bruce! I make sure that all the tests are filed properly and Mr Stark lets me play with the robots sometimes but we’re not allowed to tell Miss Maria because technically that isnt allowed in my contract..

Anyway! I wanted to say hi because im really excited to introduce you to everyone and have fun!