“So then, Pidge stomps over to the Tech Advisor and says ‘I don’t care if you’ve found a way to travel faster then the speed of light. Call me ‘cute’ again, and I’ll shove that tech up yours, you quiznak!’“
“She really said ‘quiznak’?”
“...I might be paraphrasing, but you get the point! Man, Shiro was pissed.”
In which Keith returns from the Blade, and Lance feels the need to catch him up on all the juicy stuff he’s missed since being away. They’re both pining fools, everything is fluff, and nothing hurts.















