#medium vampires

Date Watched: 1/31/2023

Gay: 0/10. I like the movie so I'm sorry

Twilight Influences: some for sure but more buffy and lost boys

Enjoyment: 7/10. I like the vampires a lot but I don't like the Franco twink, Seth. I think he could've been better but he did get to be a vampire.. I liked seeing snoop dog and the hunters' union but really this movie is all about the action. It's really well choreographed and filmed and lit. The BULLET SCENE! It's fucking insane and the way the wire is such a chekhov's gun it's amazing. Plus the main vampire was hot.

Vampires: Mix of CGI and practical but I'm seeing a LOT of lost boys influences. They look kinda like zombies or the morbius vampires but they kinda have style. They're the perfect mix of grotesque and realistic and their faces can shift. I just don't care about the different breeds. 6/10

Explicitly no sire rule but powerful sires make powerful vampires

Representative of 2020s? Too soon

Date Watched: 12/3/2022

Gay: 10/10. Fully gay and the main character is trans

Twilight Influences: Some but mostly just because the vampires look basic

Enjoyment: 8/10. The ending fell flat but the rest was fun.

Vampires: Practical but basic. The female revenge plot and the fake cure were cool but the vampires are just women with teeth. 5/10

No sire rule but there is The sire

Representative of the 2010s? I'd definitely say it's a 2019 movie. The way it handles homosexuality and feminism are very post-modern and the vampires' style is very 2019. It feels similar to other 2018-2022 vampire movies.

Date Watched: 12/5/2022

Gay: 10/10. Fully gay and hannibalesque

Enjoyment: 7/10. Fun but, what's up with the monkey?

Vampires: Hot and seductive quality. Pale skin (David Bowie has a Look). Very much an 80s vampire like once bitten. Nothing special except how hot Catherine Deneuve is. 7/10

No sire rule

Representative of the 1980s? Very much so. Raw and fully film cameras with soft lighting and low budget hell yeah

Date Watched: 12/7/2022

Gay: 5/10. For made up gay Lincoln bff OC

Twilight Influences: Surprisingly none

Enjoyment: 8/10. This movie is insane and actually so good but once we get to the time jump I get so bored. The best part is when his best friend howard stark is there.

Vampires: Mixture of practical and cgi with emphasis on cgi. Scary and sick design with lots of teeth like supernatural 6/10

There is a first vampire without having a sire rule

Representative of the 2010s? Definitely for movies but not for vampire movies. No twilight influences anywhere

Date Watched: 1/25/2023

Gay: 0/10. Second verse same as the thirst

Twilight Influences: Yes for spider monkey for some reason??

Enjoyment: 6/10. The plot makes no sense and there are too many plotlines thanks to all the characters. I still think the blob gets too much attention and Erica is not a great villain. She should have been more of a twist and her father is so boring. Additionally, the lore gets worse. The best part of this movie is the wolfman and his wife being elated at the concept of daycare. The worst part is everything to do with Erica and Dracula.

Vampires: More inconsistent lore, more adam sandler, mavis gets really bad.. 6/10

No sire rule, no sires

Representative of the 2010s? ...Yeah, especially the escalation and sequels

Date Watched: 12/6/2022

Gay: 2/10. For the twink twins

Enjoyment: 3/10. I was barely entertained. This movie is just weird and bad.

Vampires: Classic vampire look. Capes, skin, eyes, hair, it's all there it's just weird. Artificial blood is usually good but god the plot is dull. 7/10

Representative of the 1980s? I guess yeah but it's clearly not American. I think the goofiness definitely fits as well as the homosexuality.