#meantalk

Solomon: Mc wanted to be a guardian angel for a day. Since you can't give MC a human to take care of they're taking care of Simeon.

MC standing in front of Simeon who is eating a cake.

Diavolo: What is MC singing?

MC pointing at Simeon: I LOVE YOU BIIIIIITCH I AINT GON STOP LOVING YOU BIIIIIITCH. 🎶

Simeon : (ʃƪ＾3＾）~❤️

Lucifer : *defeated sigh*

Meet the heirs!

Me and @mammonspeanut are talking and developing a bit more the meantalk au. Basically this is set where Diavolo manages to get what he wants after years of planning.

Kid!Namtar

The firstborn. Devildom biggest mama's boy. He hates his father because of how he treats MC. Tries to protect MC from him and the brothers(he doesn’t trust them), but there’s so much a kid can do. He and his grandpa always gather to prank Diavolo in some way. 

Namtar was conceived pretty quickly after Diavolo’s coronation and marriage with MC.

Rowdy, playful and with a tunnel vision mindset, he loves running around, play-wrestling and eat ice cream with his grandpa and MC. On extremely rare occasions, he can tolerate and get along with Diavolo. This is where you can see how similar they are. Diavolo just wished his son just loved him more.

After his little sister’s birth, he became a huge softie for her and swore with his life that he will protect and take care of both of them.

Kid!Daeva: 

The secondborn. Devildom biggest daddy's girl. She was conceived after Diavolo had a very tender, family-loving moment with MC and Namtar, when he thought “Another kid would be nice…”. 

Daeva LOVES Diavolo and thinks he's the best papa of the world! Tries to convince Diavolo into getting along and acting “normally” with both MC and Namtar, much to the firstborn’s dismay.

Daeva has a passion towards medicine, poisons and plants and constantly studies ever since Diavolo told her that “MC has a very grave mental illness that makes them forget things! So they have to take this medicine that makes them sleepy.”

Sweet and innocent, she doesn’t understands why Namtar gets defensive whenever Diavolo or her uncles (The demon brothers) get around MC. 

Physically, Daeva would look a lot like MC, so if you want to imagine/draw her differently, feel free to do so! 

Levi : Ha that shitty manga ? That's easily the MOST trash I've ever read. Like don't you have any standards? Look at its shitty art and don't get me started on the story line how could anyone think of putting something like that into production? But I guess it fits to you.

MC: ....wh-what do you mean by that?

Levi: I'm just not surprised that someone like you would like trash like that. Maybe start reading some good stuff and stop showing me those shitty Mangas. I have so many good ones just read those.

MC: ..... Oh... Well anyway I gotta go...

Levi: okay see you and don't forget to take one of my Mangas with you on your way out. You'll be blown away by reading some actually good content for once in your life.

MC: ... O-okay...

MC leaves Levi's room holding their favourite manga tightly to their chest as they try not to sniffle too loudly.

Levi: Could you at least close the door you normie? Always have to tell you that over and over again.

MC: S-sure...

After closing the door MC opens the manga to her favourite page, a tear falls, the piece of paper greedily soaking it up.

Character A: I never wanted to share my favourite things with other people.

Character B: Why did you decide to share it with me?

Lucifer: You know he has that Problem.

Satan: That doesn't excuse anything!!!

MC: Yo what's up?

Satan: Mammon used my tooth brush again.

MC: isn't his yellow and yours green?

Satan: Yeah but mine has a slick handle and his is rough.

MC: I mean he should be able to see it?

Mammon nervous.

Satan: Oh

Lucifer: MC doesn't know.

Mammon: Shut up.

Satan: His angle eyes didn't change after the fall so not only is he dumb but also blind.

Lucifer: He wears the shades to hide the fact that he can't see shit. Why else do you think he regularly walks into things?

MC: I thought he was clumsy. Oh that's why he's always touching my chest when he wants to touch my face?

Belphie snickering: I'd never want that, to be honest, I mean look at them. Low life, worth nothing and so fragile.

Asmodeus: They aren't even cute like that when they are young and then they get old and wrinkly.

Belphegor: Did you know MC had a crush on you.

MC:...

Asmodeus: Ha ewww! So disgusting you can have MC. As if I'd ever want anything that ugly around me.

Belphie: No thank you lol. I'm not in the mood for something that is considered trash in the three realms.

MC: ... But...

Asmodeus pushing MC: Did any of us talk to you human?

MC: .. No... B-but.

Belphie: (*mocking*) No b-b-but.. (*Pulls MC's hair* )Worthless human can't even speak in full sentences. What can you do?

Asmodeus filming MC : Look they are crying. So pathetic, I didn't even think it was possible for them to be even uglier but look at this.

Belphie: Better keep that for spirit week.

Asmo: Definitely streaming this during the assembly. Never knew we could find something that's even more disgusting than Aamon.

Belphie laughing: Ugh that dude is so gross. Since we're going to show this to everyone at RAD we might as well show them everything when it comes to what humans are. *Pushing MC to the floor*

Lucifer: Yes, Lord Diavolo MC is sitting right in front of me.

Diavolo: Very good. So now to our quarterly evaluation.

MC smiling: I am excited to see how I have done.

Lucifer sighing.

Diavolo: … Lu do you want to start or should I?

Lucifer: Be my guest.

Diavolo: To get to the point you are a disgrace. I thought about it long and hard and Lu and I have been thinking about calling this exchange a failure because of you. There is literally no better way to put it, it is your fault. Everyone else is doing fine.

Lucifer: I regret picking you for the program, your grades are awful you can’t integrate yourself into -

MC: That isn’t true.

Lucifer slamming his hand on the desk: For goodness sake, won’t you shut up for once? I have your grades right here; you are barely scraping by in all of your classes and you talking back shows that you can’t even act right.

Diavolo: Lu..

Lucifer: I am sorry for the outburst Lord Diavolo.

Diavolo: It is okay MC frustrates me as well, I am more worried about you. How do you think you are supposed to save anything in the time left MC?

MC: I-I…

Diavolo: Speak up MC! We don’t have all day long to take care of this matter or of you for the matter of it. We aren’t your babysitters.

Lucifer: The worst part is we can’t just call it off and start over.

MC: I can try…

Lucifer: Just ..Trying isn’t enough. To be honest, watching you try anything ends up in you failing because you can’t do anything right and I always have to fix it. Frankly, I don’t want to see your face anymore. You are a disgrace to me and Lord Diavolo.

Diavolo: I thought this would go great the angles and Solomon are doing fine and everything is failing because of MC. FUCK. I have to talk to my father later about this as well and MC your actions and incapability falls back onto me and to be honest I don’t want to see or hear from you for the rest of the time you are here. Lu I have to go we will talk later, take care of this mess!

Lucifer: Yes, Lord Diavolo.

The speaker clicks as Diavolo hangs up.

MC: I-I am sorry.

Asmo: Bitch? Lies !

MC: I know I can!

Asmo: As if you are no match for me.

MC: Without your powers your flirting is trash.

Asmo clutching his nonexistent pearl necklace: I bet you can't make Lucifer blush.

MC: Bitch, bet

Asmo: Bitch bet!

MC: Bitch, watch this and bow down to me after hoe.

MC walking over to Lucifer reading the newspaper.

MC: Lucifer can I talk to you?

Lucifer putting the newspaper aside: Sure, what's the problem?

MC sits onto Lucifer's lap: See I have this big problem and I need somone who knows what he is doing to help me.

MC seductively moaning into Lucifer's ear: A real man like you who has a nice firm grip.

Lucifer blushes as MC gets up to leave him.

MC to Asmo: Bow down bitch.

MC: Not so well..

Solomon: Why? Something happened?

MC: Well the brothers and I don't really get along..

Solomon: I don't know what you thought what would happen, after all they are demons.

MC: I know but..

Solomon: I did tell you in the beginning what was going to happen and you didn't listen. I mean they don't dare to treat me the way they treat you.

Mammon joining the conversation: Hey Solomon.

Solomon: Mammon.

Mammon: Human, gimme some money.

MC: I-I don't have any.

Mammon: Quit lying *putting his gum into MCs hair* Give me your money, you won't want me to repeat what I did with you last time.

MC: No.. *pulling out some change from their pocket* here is all I have left

Mammon: Perfect. Solomon, ya free later on?

Solomon: You know I don't associate with scum. Please don't touch me again or I'll burn your hand off.

Mammon: Oi, oi don't be so rude. I got some sweet little succubi that wanna meet you.

Solomon: As I said; scum. Now scurry off.

Mammon leaving: More for me you know where to find me if you change your mind.

MC: Why didn't you help me?

Solomon: You have to defend yourself. Even if I did, don't you think things would be even worse when I am not around.

Asmodeus: Solomon why are you hanging around MC?

Solomon: Why not?

Asmodeus: I don't want their stench rubbing off on you.

Asmodeus takes a sip from his coffee drink before dumping it over MC and her school books and work.

Asmodeus snickering: Ooops.

MC: My assignment.

Solomon: I thought today is like the last day to hand it in. Isn't that worth like 70% of your final?

MC: .. Yes..

Asmodeus laughing: Ohh.. I am so deeply sorry guess your going to fail your class. Isn't like you would have passed anyways.

MC tearing up: I-It's o-okay...

Asmodeus leaning down : It better be. I'll warn you once, if I ever see you around Solomon again this won't be the only thing I'll do to you.

MC: ..

Asmodeus: Excuse me? I didn't hear what you said.

MC sniffling: ... understood...

Asmodeus looking at MC with glowing eyes: You better not get an attitude human. Don't forget I AM a fallen angel.

MC: I-I'm sorry Asmodeus. I won't meet Solomon again.

Asmodeus spitting in MCs face: Good human.

*Cheerily turning to Solomon and smiling* Anyway Solomon, come on our next class is about to start.