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Who is Elliott Freeman? We know only from crude innuendo and superstition that Elliott Freeman is nine feet tall with wicked, flashing, perfectly white perfectly square teeth that actually twinkle in the sunlight. Or, you know, not. At all. He's probably just a recent alumnus and poet working as a Writing Specialist at a small college in Virginia. But his teeth do twinkle, though! That part was definitely probably not fiction. 

What book has he been meaning to read for the longest time (♫ooooooh, for the longest time♫)? 

All of Ursula K. Le Guinn. His procrastination on that front has been utterly inexcusable. 

What advice did he most cherish from his mentors at Adelphi?

"No one will care about the cello when you've got your sister's naked corpse in the cello case tied to the roof of your car." -Vince Passaro, by way of saying that in writing, we must prioritize details.

Does he write for schedules, or for deadlines?

Yes.

Where does he dream of going?

Anywhere that affords him the opportunity to speak about himself in the third person, because that's two more persons than most people employ. In this economy, it's important to be a job creator.

Wine, beer, or cocktails?