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Welcome back, Mitch! I missed you so much! π€
And guess what? I got into Dreamworks' Trolls!
>Hi Meadow!!! It's so great to see a familiar PFP in my inbox~ π€π
>I've actually been meaning to dive into that franchise bc I've seen some cute fanart and the trailers quite frankly look like delicious acid candy πππ¬β¨
>Meanwhile, I've somehow acquired Metalocalypse as a comfort show and have watched it + the movies at least twice lmao π€ππ©Έ
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Mitch, look! I think you might like it!
...goddamnit you know what i needed this today thank you Meadow πππ
How funny would it be if Sal has an S/O with a lewd sense of humor?
Sal with an S/O with a Lewd Sense of Humor-
[CW: suggestive themes]
What if Sal meets a sex demon and realizes they have taken a liking to him?
>Oooooh we've heard plenty about demon Sal but not nearly enough about demon(or pretty much any monster) reader >:3c
>They might have been initially drawn to the area because of all the cult activity, but Sal has some like weirdly strong connection to the other side so maybe it made him stand out and also made it easy to manipulate his dreams/subconscious which made him a tempting target for said demon to feed on??
>All the weird dreams etc. on for weeks until the time is right to show him the real thing π
>Sex demon expects to do the diddly and split as usual but Sal is so gentle and sweet during and wants to cuddle after and they're like π₯Ίππ????π
>(This is the first episode of a sitcom where two people with very different reasons for having zero romantic experience get into a romantic relationship with each other. Lots of culture shock, miscommunications, and the demon reacting to romantic gestures like they're really, really lewd)
Prison!Sal might have been allowed to draw or paint because I've heard that in most prisons in the USA, drawing is allowed.
Because of the flood of prison!sal asks in the inbox, I've been doing some reading on prison conditions and life in solitary- there seem to be mixed reports of what you can have in your cell, particularly if you have a history with mental illness or violence. Since Sal has a history of both, he'd have to be on his best behavior to get those kinds of privileges, and if he did get access to any writing implements, they would probably be loose-leaf paper and crayons (yaknow, so he couldn't hurt anyone on the off-chance he got stabby again). Push comes to shove, he could have made a paintbrush with strands of his hair and made some 'paints' with the leftovers from his meals. He'd get in trouble for putting graffiti on the walls, but what are they gonna do, throw him in jail??? Oooh, scary~~ π€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
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How long do you think would Sal last getting freaky with his S/O before tapping out?
Realistically, the mind is willing but the body is (most likely) a kissless virgin- he'd nut pretty quick before he got some practice in. But, that doesn't mean his hands and mouth don't work! He wouldn't leave s/o hanging (plus, all that guitar practice gave his fingers some serious dexterity and stamina)πππ¦
Kewk, look! I saw one of your pics in a redbubble ad!
OH FUCK I'M IN THE ALGORITHM, BROOOOO β¨β¨β¨
I just realized something.
There's so much that I wanna talk to LSS about, but now...
With the bitter end approaching, I can't.
D.S.: I can't imagine what you'd want to talk to that thing about... if you really want to hear the chew-toy spout some pre-recorded phrases, I suggest you start pulling the string now. There's still nine days left for the honeymooners, but I'm already getting sick of its babbling.... I might have to shut it up soon. Save us all a few head aches.
