Crack fic thought of the day: Steven competing in the Great British Bake Off. HCs include but are not limited to:
Becoming a fan favorite due to his obvious enthusiasm, rumpled academic vibes, and general sweetheart nature
Although there is Discourse about his accent
Favors historical and especially Egyptian themed bakes
Lovingly recreating the precise lemon tart he had on holiday in the country and hasn’t stopped thinking about since (the fact that he shared it with Layla has absolutely nothing to do with that, thank you very much)
Is absolutely one of the people on the floor in front of their oven
Doing really well in the Signatures (he practices a lot)
Being slightly too ambitious in the Showstoppers, but gaining a reputation for gorgeously impressive cakes with thoughtful details (his necropolis cake was a surprise favorite)
Getting flustered in a Technical to the point that Marc takes the wheel which… is not an improvement
Jake takes over and executes the directions so flawlessly that they come in first
Feel free to add on to this absolute nonsense 😂
