#me narrating

au where thomas was still holding the pistol when he died and the captain spends the afterlife being very jealous

the cynophobia tag is mainly abt ppl’s headcanons for fictional characters, which i love, but where can i find the tag that’s just ppl complaining about dogs and their annoying ass owners bc i need some catharsis

honestly pat deserves an award for putting up with being surrounded by posh wankers (affectionate-ish) all day. like i love the other ghosts but this poor man. it's him, mary, and robin against the world (rich people).

oh i just realised julian’s the only ghost that was alive longer than he’s been dead, and pat crossed that line while the show was airing (around 2023). i wonder if it’s something they think about…

crazy reading reviews (written by us-americans) about a language-learning game made by french people that are like “this language didn’t follow english grammar rules so it was hard for me to understand :(( i rate it 2/5” like…. you missed the whole point i fear

robin canonically refusing to help the golf lady dying of an allergic reaction bc he thought it was more important for humphrey to learn french,,, the man that you are. i love him.