I have so many that I don't know what qualifies as unhinged, since I see both Shanks and Luffy as completely insane toward one another. They vary, of course. All of these are before they become a couple.

SFW

Luffy:

When he first realized he had a crush on Shanks, he tried to sike himself out of it by making imaginary bets with himself and using dumb logic like if Shanks likes me, then he'd arrange for our crews to meet tomorrow or if Shanks likes me, then he'll invite me to spar with him! They all come true because it's their routine.

Imagine this before they get together. Luffy chases away everyone who even remotely shows interest in Shanks, men and women. He loudly claims Shanks is his and his alone. It gets worse when he becomes Pirate King because then no one wants to cross the PK. Luffy is an overprotective DOG, and Shanks is his unwilling victim.

If Luffy stares at Shanks for too long, he will start drooling.

When Shanks teases Luffy, Luffy's comebacks are usually compliments (i.e., "At least, people can look at me in the eyes!" or he just covers Shanks' face or just hits him, softly, with love and care)

They spar a lot, much like how Whitebeard and Roger do, and Luffy loves it when Shanks hits him, and he can't explain it, and he likes hitting Shanks, too. He's pretty sure it's not normal at ALL. He's convinced Shanks likes it, too.

Luffy can kinda read Shanks' mind (Shanks is easy to read, Shanks thinks it's a little snooky)

Luffy is manipulative and sneaky. He works Shanks and gets exactly what he wants by being cute (Shanks is a complete sucker!!!) And, whenever Luffy gets what he wants, he snickers and rubs his little hands together like a fly.

Shanks:

His favorite hobby is taunting Luffy. He's a straight-up bully and purposely riles Luffy up, and sure, that's not unhinged, but he loves it when Luffy blows up, puts hands on him, or just yells at him.

When they spar, Shanks loves it when Luffy hits him. He's not a masochist, but there's just something about Luffy's zaniness that makes him excited. He knows Luffy enjoys sparring with him, and they truly are equals with respect to strength, so why not go at it? Right? It's definitely not a sex thing, Shanks hopes.

Shanks loves how possessive Luffy is with him. He's never experienced that with anyone else. He's always been the one in "charge," but with Luffy, Luffy kinda steamrolls him.

Shanks has had multiple uncomfortable hot dreams of Luffy eating him.

Shanks always, always spoils Luffy, and it's to the point that the Straw Hat Pirates gave him rules as to what NOT to feed or gift Luffy. Shanks gives it to Luffy anyway.

When he realizes he's in love with Luffy, he's like damn, never seeing him again and Luffy just follows him to the end of the Earth. He plays hard to get and is pleasantly surprised by how resilient Luffy is with his affection.

When Spectra gets excited/interested in something, she oooooos. As in like a ghostly “ooooo”. this is hard to describe I’m just wording it terribly

Speaking of Spectra, she’s used to ghost hunters coming to her and her family’s haunts so she likes to play jokes on them by messing with their equipment. It’s all harmless ofc. Once, she jokingly wrote on a wall “Everybody dance now.” Also she once made the spirit box pick up a Rick Roll

Also the ghost squad (Spectra, Johnny, Operetta, and Scarah) have gossip sessions on the weirdest ghost hunter experiences. It’s hillarious. Operetta says that one time, her and her dad trolled some ghost hunters by blasting the cast recording of The Phantom of the Opera musical.

Clawd gives Draculaura piggy back rides and yes it’s adorable

Speaking of Draculaura, when she’s really nervous/ scared, she plays with her hair, especially in the pigtails. Also, when she gets result happy and excited, she bounces and flaps her hand. Also she kicks her feet sometimes when she sits in a chair

When Spectra was still the ghostly gossip, she took some inspiration from The Onion when she filled in the blanks for some of her posts and yes, it was hillarious

Operetta and Elle hang out and have jam sessions. Why compare the two styles when you can COMBINE THEM? So, they mashup their two styles (electronic and country) and their combined mashups and remixes of songs is just ✨magic✨👌

Deuce tries to teach both the guys and the girls how to cook. The guys are way more chaotic that the girls and it’s been said that Heath isn’t allowed near an oven, no not it’s an oven, A WHOLE ASS KITCHEN.

Once Draculaura learns how to bake, she’s hooked. Her favorite thing to bake is cupcakes and yes, she once got the whipped cream and started eating it.

looool

grunt would say with a shrug, “Shepard is my battlemaster”, like that explains it

My sonamy fan children~

Journey (Youngest of 4, Power: Loud sonic boom cries.) was stolen (I literally saw someone’s art and saw the name and was like-)

That’s brilliant!!!

Her power though was original, and Sonic’s favorite thing about her is that she calls Amy “Chili-mama” Cause Sonic tried to get her first word to be Chilidog and Amy kept trying to teach her to say ‘mama’. The beautiful combination of that made her what she is, a bit of a silly but innocent baby. She gets kidnapped by Eggman when he remembers his life in a retirement home and smirks saying, “Bingo..” - “But Mr. Robotnik, you don’t have bingo.” - “Oh, trust me, my dear. I do~” and learns that Sonic has a family. But his metal-cyber brain takes over again and Sonic’s forced to remove it, leaving Eggman a old man with no memory but Sonic visits him as he nears the last stages of aging...

Journey has sonic boom cries based on the idea that her voice can travel passed the speed of sound, creating a ‘Hyper Voice’ effect. I also headcanon this makes her ideal for speaking super fast. She’s also magenta. (Again, following Genetic chart posts 1(x) 2(x))

But Speed, Freedom, and Rebel I made up entirely. Speed because all male hedgehogs in the Sonic universe starts with an ‘S’ so their video games would line up together on the game shelf. (True story from the officials) So I went with Speed thinking -from my genetics chart- At least one child may get super speed. 

Speed is born without Sonic present, who is still fighting Eggman and keeps his marriage to Amy secret. Speed grows up at first admiring Sonic but later resenting him, becoming a mama’s boy and training under Shadow. He has the potential to learn Chaos Control but can’t master it yet, because Shadow is immortal, he grows very close to Speed, as though like a master to student relationship but Speed wants it to be more. He tries to convince Shadow to woo his mother into leaving Sonic, but Sonic comes back just in time before Speed proposes the idea to Amy. Amy is faithful, obviously, and wants Speed to accept his father. Sonic is getting old and after putting Eggman in the home, decides it’s about time to get things right with his family. He hates being a stay-at-home dad but Amy works and he hasn’t found a job yet.

He trains Speed who can summon a Baki-Baki (Japanese sound effect for thumping something, hitting) Stick which is like a fighting stick/bow staff which is reminiscent of Amy’s Piko-Piko (Japanese Toy hammer sound when hit.) Hammer. He’s also light blue, like a turquoise.

He ends up taking over his father’s place as the world’s hero much later down in his character arc. Speed is also a romantic like Amy, he plays in a band (guitar, like Sonic’s underground years) and can’t help but fall in love with any girl he sees. Until he meets Sandy... of course~ (She’s based on Sandy from Greece, and is a cute guinea pig~<3 He’s a lot of girlfriends before this point, or at least a billion crushes.)

Freedom is based on Sonic’s brother’s green quills and how that could run in the family of Blue-Green genetics. so Freedom is a light green who loves race cars and works as an apprentice at TwinTail Industries owned by Tails. He helps Tails, even being so young as he is, the third youngest, to test-run his experiments or help learn about the “Inventions of the future!” He longs to be a racecar driver, like Sonic’s Racing years. 

He can manipulate wind, and this allows him to hover and fly even. (Maybe the start of Silver’s line? If I wanted to think more into that lol)

Rebel is much like her father in that she’s solitary, a little boy chases her around and is a gentleman to her at school and she doesn’t know how to think of it. She’s a darkish purple? And she can summon any weapon she can think of (Reminiscent of Amy’s power). She longs to be a hero too, but is more a punk attitude mixed with Amy’s Rascal side and ends up getting into “righteous mischief” where she does something good but people only see the consequences and bad results.

Amy tells her love stories which she pretends to hate but is actually quite interested if Amy includes adventure in the mix. She wonders how her father fell for Amy, but Sonic ends up telling her the story and it’s a super cute bonding moment! (She’s second to oldest in this timeline AU.)

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Moving off of this ‘Future Sonamy’ timeline AU is Sonic and the Chaos Kingdom’s kid. (x)Fanfic, (x)Wattpad, (x)DA, (x)Archive. He also has his own bonus story of wooing Maria!

Skid, wearing a ‘flower crown’ cause he a soft boy~<3

Skid is a ‘sensitive’ boy, as in, he’s quite girlie. He loves girls and wants to marry them all to protect them cause he doesn’t think other boys will treat them right like he would. He’s a pacifist, due the prophecy on him as being the Prince to Bring Peace, and falls madly in love with Banished Prince Shadow’s illegitimate daughter, Maria.

He has the power to drift and is a light sky-blue hedgehog with a punk attitude towards his father, but a sweet boy demeanor to his mother.

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Lastly, this Sonamy Children timeline is a darker one. One where Sonic has to go through a portal and may never return, to an alternate dimension where other versions of his friends are too to defeat Eggman who found his other-dimensional self was pathetic and defeated him, overwhelming the other Sonic Team. Sonic in that world has long since vanished, and he feels he has to go save that world.

To prove to Amy he isn’t returning, he elopes with her and gives her the last thing she’s ever wanted from him, but then leaves.

Not necessarily a love-child, Destiny Rose grows up not knowing why she has such a strong sense of justice and the need to fight against tyranny. Finally, Amy, on her sick bed, admits that when Sonic left, he gave her Destiny, and that Amy still believes he’ll one day return. (Although, she did marry a soldier, but he died in another war.)

Destiny also learns she has a brother, but is half a cyberman since the other dimensional Eggman escaped to this world. Little do they know that Sonic has actually returned... and meets Destiny, hearing about her brother and going to free him together.

They defeat this Eggman and the two Eggman's swap, but Sonic admits he was always faithful to his world’s Amy, not the other one. He sees Amy is bedridden and falls at her bedside, letting her know it’s not a dream and that their son is also safe.

The Son is half Cybernetic but is named Sonar, for his expert hearing and senses, he can’t be sneaked up on and can locate things really easily. He also has robot abilities! Haha.

That’s kinda a ‘apocalypse’ AU, lol

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My last fan children are based on the idea that Eggman DNA spliced Shadow, Silver, and Sonic’s DNA into three children, who then all attach to Amy who helps them get rid of their (Rowdy Ruff Boys syndrome) bad behaviors and turns them to the light.

Shadow, Silver, and Sonic have to accept these new genetic hedgehogs: Boom (Sonic’s boy), Shade (Shadow’s Girl), and Sterling (Silver’s boy).

Amy protects the kids and teaches the ‘fathers’ how to accept and learn to love their new children.

so anyway the geth all have memories of Legion, in his last moment, Legion shared all his memories of his time aboard the Normandy and his memories of Shepard Commander and Creator Tali’zorah vas Normandy.

Garrus and Shepard comforting liara after the reapers land on thessia, and that’s a very specific horror that not everyone can relate to.

Shepard putting a big ‘do not disturb’ sign on their door and letting Kaiden go up there whenever he has a really bad migraine.

Shepard (and others) trying to explain to edi what love is, or how someone knows they’re in love, without using biological cues for feelings.

Shepard reading poetry to Ashley.