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A/N: This does not mean the series is over (far from it actually). It's just the title. I babysat today and he slept almost the whole time. So I got this done and some of Roulette pt 2. That should be out tomorrow night? I kinda want Mark Wahlberg to be bullseye but idk. Tell me what you think. You twirled your hair nervously. You hadn't been home for a long time, and Izzie was waiting for you with some big surprise. You stepped into her apartment and jumped at a sudden pop. The lights turned on and your friends were all crowded in the small space. A bottle of champagne fizzed in your sister's hands. A banner hung in front of the tv reading "CONGRATS FOR ESCAPING THE STUDIO!!!!!!!!!" "Iz, when will you be normal? Seriously, am I the only one who finds the phrase on the banner sort of awkward? It sounds like one of your song titles." Sometimes your sister was just too much. You had never gotten into her whole hipster music thing either. "Oh stop being such a wet blanket. Where's your energy?" "I think the airline lost it in Chicago." "There's my sister. Come on, I got cake. Your favorite flavor too." "We had to hide it from Sebastian though," one of your friends laughed. "He already ate most of the food." You laughed and pretended to like being the center of attention. You had to put those acting skills to use at some point. You were bombarded with questions concerning the movie. "When is the new trailer being released?" "Where there any cute guys on set?" "Did you get to kiss anyone." "Did you guys do anything on set to celebrate finishing?" "Ladies," you smiled, "you know my lips are sealed. But yes, we did have a mini celebration. Mostly just a round of drinks." "Y/N, are you actually telling me that you had a drink? My little sister, all grown up." "No, I still don't drink. One of the camera guys brought me starbucks." "Ooooooh," everyone teased in unison. "He was gay though so no, he doesn't like me." "Awwww. We'll just have to to find you another man." "This is never going to end." "You're probably right," your sister nodded. "We got you something." "If it's a blind date the answer is no." Laughter bubbled throughout the apartment. Your aversion to being set up was quite the inside joke. "No, silly. That's for Christmas." After more laughter, Izzie produced a small package. "From Sebastian and I." You gasped as you opened a box revealing earrings of birds perched on arrows. "Are these gold?" "And diamond. You're famous now. You need to stop going around wearing cheap jewelry. It was his idea." "I'm going to kill him. You two sure do spend a lot of time in jewelry stores." "Oh yeah," the girl from two doors down added. "They finally found rings. Izzie is hiding them from the rest of us though." Your sister shrugged. She wasn't very good at keeping secrets, so this was shocking. "We thought Y/N should be the first to see them." "Oh well in that case we'll all leave so you ladies can study it." Your hands found there way to your hips. "Now hold on just a minute. This is my party and I would hate for all this planning to go to waste." "Since when does Iz plan? She literally just called all of us this morning." Once everyone had left and things died down, Izzie dragged you into the "studio". "It's here somewhere. I think I hid it in Aaron Taylor-Johnston's sock." "Oh, you mean the one you had me steal from his trailer because you're a nerd?" "Yeah, do you think you could get the other one?" "That was three years ago. I'm pretty sure he would have thrown it out by now. So, no." Already having forgotten about the sock, she held up a piece of paper. "Ooh my Grant Guston autograph! I was wondering where that went." "I was wondering where the floor went. And that's another embarrassing story of something I had to get." "That's where Misha Collins' hair was. I thought I lost it." "Can me stop worrying about doing an inventory of your memorabilia and work on finding the million dollar rings?" "Anyone home?" Seb's voice echoed from the doorway. "We're in my room," you called. "It's my studio." "It's your landfill." "Lose something?" Poor lil Sebastian. He had no idea what he was getting himself into. "Yeah, I can't remember where I put the rings." "That's simple. I have them. We decided that I have a better chance at not loosing them." "I swear," you laughed, "I am the only competent person in this family." "Well, you are certainly more organized," he teased. "Excuse me," Izzie faked an offended tone. "Whose side are you on?" "Yours," he smiled, wrapping his thick arms around her waist. "Always yours." His lips met hers. "Alright, son. That's far enough. You'll have time to kiss her on your honeymoon. But until then this is a three wheel deal." "Of course. We are a tricycle." "We'd just be training wheels if Y/N had a boyfriend." "Oh my god! I should have stayed in California with gay camera guy." "What?" "It's okay Sebby. You'll understand when you're older." @kalianoble @spderboy @rogersxbarnesx @punkpeqqy and the return of @marvel-dc-trash

A/N: Sorry for taking forever. School hates fic writing. I didn't want to describe every detail, so just think how to people would react to things. Makeup artists flittered around you, trying to make you look perfect for the cameras. You didn't really understand why they had to be so picky. Your forehead ached from how tight they had pulled your hair. But you weren't too mad about the outfit. The flannel and skater skirt combo somehow seemed to somehow give you a semi formal look. You waited backstage, you'd been on talk shows before, a few since landing your role. But Ellen? This was a new level of nervous. You had met with her before, discussing appearing on the show. You may or may not have fangirled. Ellen was such a powerful women and you felt really honored to be on. Just you. Ellen announced you and you tried to not look nervous. She must have sensed your discomfort, because she stood up and hugged you. "Thanks so much for coming on the show. You know we don't have a satisfaction guarantee. Some people never come back." "They just become overwhelmed by your beauty. But really I'm actually freaking out right now this is amazing. I'm really excited." "Yeah but before we break out the big reveal, let's talk for a minute. This is your first time being live without a costar?" "Yeah, I've done stuff with Renner. But no, I've never been the only one sitting on this side." "And this is also your first time being a future maid of honor," she smiled, the picture of Seb proposing in the park popping up on the screen. "Yeah, we kept the whole relationship thing a secret. It was really hard. They were so cute-" "So, wait. You knew? And you didn't tell me?" "I really wanted to. I was like 'can we at least tell Ellen?' They didn't go for it. So yell at Seb." "I can't yell at your sister?" "That's my job." "I see. But did you know they were a match for each other before they did?" "Id like to say I did. But it just kinda happened. I still have to get over the fact that they're actually a thing." "I guess this is the month of announcements for you then. Because we are about to reveal the teaser for Hawkeye. Can I just say, it is so cool to be able to do this. I haven't seen it, have you?" "Bits of it. And I've listened to the music. I'm really excited to see it." "Alright then, let's roll." The screen lit up to show a carnival, bright with colorful lights. But it then fell dark, two different hands reached into a bag, pulling out arrows. Midnight Memories started playing, perfectly synced with various action shots. A flashing shot showed Hawkeye jumping of a bridge and landing in a convertible. A montage of sassy gestures played. Then the greatest part, several characters calling Kate's name until finally, Clint calls her Hawkeye. The white screen had "Hawkeye" spray painted across it. Everyone was very pleased with the last fifteen seconds. "We're screwed," Kate whispered. "What was that?" Clint shouted with his back to her. Now surrounded by a circle of henchmen, Clint called out, "Kate, I think we're screwed!" "Idiot," you laughed. "He probably forgot his hearing aids." "Now do you call him old man or something like that?" "Jeremy could almost be my father, so yes. But Clint is hearing impaired." "Oh that's right. I did know that. By the way, is Kate even old enough to drive? Because, I don't know about you, but I'd say Hawkeye looks a little concerned about her driving there." You glanced at the screen, bearing a screencap, and laughed. "She probably has her permit. But she isn't the safest driver." "But she's got a pretty sweet ride." "I highly doubt it's hers. She would have wrecked it. She is that one teenager that took her road test a few times and then forgot all safety protocols." Ellen laughed. Her teeth sparkled. "But you guys are pretty much done filming, right? And you mentioned that your hair is a pain. So what I want to know is, are you going to chop it off?" "I might, I'm considering dying it. I had to dye my hair for the movie because I naturally have really dark brown." "I say chop it off. Platinum pixie cut. Can't go wrong." The audience roared and you smiled mischievously. "I just might. I'll need some pointers." "And I'd be glad to give you some, when we come back." "And we're back in 3, 2-" "Hey, I'm Ellen DeGeneres," you smiled, wearing a pantsuit. Your wig was loose, but you stayed in character. The real Ellen came out, dressed in the same suit and applauding. "I actually thought I had a twin for a second there." "Yes, everyone, we are actually sisters. It's another secret," you stage whispered, pulling off your wig and letting your ponytail swing free again. "I think I'll stick to dark hair from now on." "Well you might want to reconsider that because we have a new game. You seem to have quite the knack for acting. Especially, when your character is someone you know in real life." "Or someone who has a tv show that you watch religiously." "So you are going to play something that I like to call The Actathon. It's an impression game where a computer will randomly select a person and situation. All of them are people you know well. Or at least idolize." "Why do I smell Izzie's hand in this?" "Because she told me I couldn't say it was her." "Of course she did. Little turd." "We also needed to find a worthy opponent," she grinned at you. "Come on out, Tom." "Oh my god! I hate you Ellen," squeaked at the sight of a fellow actor. "Hey Hiddles." "Hello Y/N," he smiled, embracing you in a bro hug. "Now I feel sort of out of place. You two are all matching." "She looks great, doesn't she?" "She looks amazing." "Aw, thanks guys," you said, pretending to be shy. "Let's get started before you get me all weepy." "Alright," Ellen clapped her hands together, grinning at both of you, "let's play. The rules are simple. The computer randomly selects a person and an action. You will take turns acting it out. You can use any one of the objects on the table. Okay? Y/N, you can go first." "Ugh. Okay," you bit your lip, watching the screen intently. "Scarlett Johansson, breaking up a fight? What on earth?" "You want to re roll?" "I'll end up with something worse," you sighed, flipping your ponytail into your eyes. "Dude, like come one," you said in a low laughing voice. "I'm gonna kill both of you. This wont be pretty." "I say she passes," Tom announced. "It's my turn now?" He pushed the button. "If he gets Evans, I quit." "I'll go easy on you." "Gee thanks," you scoffed, one last time in ScarJo's voice. "And Robert, talking about teamwork, hmm. Oh," his face lit up, and he grabbed sun glasses of the table. "My name is Robert, Downy Jr. And I," he slipped the glasses on, "don't play well with others. So you better just go ahead and follow my lead." You doubled over laughing, "That's him. That's so Downy." You turned to Ellen for directions." "Well I'm not going," she gestured you towards the table. "Okay then. Yes, Chris Evans. Are these all just marvel actors? Showing up late. He's almost never late. Okay I need someone to talk to. Not you guys," you pushed them away. "I need a complete stranger to be able to do this." Without a second thought, you ran out into the audience, grabbing an attractive teenage boy and pulling him up onto stage. "Okay, you're me. When I walk behind you, say something stupid. Oh wait, I need a cup." Finally ready, you walked over to your volunteer, "Sorry I'm late." You pretended to take a sip from your cup. "It's just, Dodger made a mess on the carpet. So I had to clean that up. Then my coffee maker broke, so I had to go buy some," you took another "drink". "And then people were like, 'Hey you're Captain America!' And I'm just like, 'no I'm actually a guy who's late and just wanted his coffee.'" Right on queue, the boy asked, "Well, is the coffee at least any good?" You threw your head back and laughed, squeezing his left pec. And then you just lost it. Wiping the tears out of your eyes, you dismissed your now greatly embarrassed victim. "Here's the real problem with that," Ellen managed over the roars of the crowd, "that could actually happen." "Okay, now I get to actually try," Tom winked. "Cuz your obviously better than they say." It was one of the best experiences you had ever had. You all ended up laughing too hard to continue. Tom had done an incredible impersonation of Taylor Swift. You had obviously pulled off a perfect Seb (complete with sexy lip bite and hair fidgeting) and and impressive Harry Styles. "Well, that's it from us today. Thor Ragnarok and Hawkeye both coming soon." @spderboy @punkpeqqy @rogersxbarnesx @kalianoble

A/N: (ooh my first note) I usually don't talk like that but it seemed so appropriate. Also @calaerildancer is collaborating with me on this one and writing the other side so check it out. You took a deep breath, opening your laptop. It opened up to Twitter. You clicked and added a video. "Hey guys! We always find ways to entertain ourselves here on set. So, Jeremy and I are switching accounts for the day and answering stupid questions. I'd say to follow Jeremy on my Twitter but he's lame so spare yourself and follow me tomorrow. Just use #thecoolesthawkeye and I will answer as many as I can." You sat back as it loaded and ate lunch while you waited for responses, like it really took that long. You started with the first question: @icantbelievethis said: #thecoolesthawkeye, what brought this idea to mind? It's so neat. @renner4real said:It was extremely impromptu. I told him he couldn't do social media. I mean come on. He's so old. @elizathepig said: what is the hardest part of preparing for your role? #thecoolesthawkeye @renner4real said: the freaking hair! It's so heavy and took forever to grow out. Also not looking like a vampire. I had to get a tan and I burn easily. @mrsamerica said: who is the most dramatic cast member bts #thecoolesthawkeye @renner4real said: Idk man. (Like the username btw jealous) tbh I think it's me. There is one other person whom I cannot talk about (don't try my lips are sealed) @icannotthinkofanything said: @renner4real are you planning on stealing anything from set when you finish filming? #thecoolesthawkeye @renner4real said: I'm not sure if jeremy knows yet but i want the bow @neardytoenail said: did you have to train in archery because renner did #thecoolesthawkeye @renner4real said: nope. 😉 kate has no training shes just naturally a good shot. i dont have to hit anything i just need to shoot and someone else hits the target. its amazing how little i have to know @somestupidnamenoonecares said: you said you only knew the cast members of this movie. Don't you know Seb from previous projects? Isn't he with your sister? #thecoolesthawkeye @renner4real said: yeah but he's different. I don't think of him as a coworker. but technically yes. as for my sister, I don't know too much about their relationship i don't think its serious. i ship it though You looked at your phone. Only one more for now. This was by far your favorite. @tomholland said: #thecoolesthawkeye I just want to welcome you and ive been following your progress and can't wait to meet you at the premiere. You still need a date? @renner4real said: *blushes* tom you are adorable. id love to have a date to the london premiere if you don't mind 😍 You blinked. Did you just have an exchange with spiderman? He was going to be your date? Okay time to take a break. That worked out since your manager was pounding on your trailer door. You walked on air. @barnesbuchananan @rogersxbarnesx @lowercasedorito