HEY. Remember when I wrote this fic and called it Interview with the Witch-Killer? I SURE DO.
"Considered to return." lololol there's a reason Kathryn Hahn mostly stopped doing fun public events since last summer. I cannot imagine what her schedule has been like since June 2025, because they figured out Tangled in what, December 2026? (Edit: December 2025, I keep thinking it’s 2027 out of wishful thinking)
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A) If all it takes to revive this fandom's Discourse is a single podcast episode, I really need lots of Tangled set pics in the next couple of months, and
B) WHAT IS EVERYONE GONNA DO IF AGATHA AND WANDA MAKE UP AS FRIENDS/ALLIES?
Because, okay, order of operations:
Wanda enslaves a bunch of people to play dolls with Vision's ghost because she's a shitty person with a lot of trauma.
Agatha Harkness, canon dirtbag, plots to murder the shit out of Wanda and steal her powers, but fails.
Wanda puts Agatha under an ugly, vindictive spell but doesn't kill her (my theory remains that Wanda can't help it, she likes Agatha, because usually people who piss Wanda off end up SUPER FUCKING DEAD) and leaves her in Westview, which is also a dick move.
Agatha gets an assist from Death and Billy and wakes up powerless.
Agatha then saves Wanda's children and dies on their behalf, figuring out a neat way to cheat Death AGAIN. <- THIS IS WHERE WE ARE IN CANON. I know that somehow, the entire male Marvel fanbase seems unable to remember that Agatha's a ghost, not dead-dead, but that's where we are.
So we have a serial-killer dirtbag who saved Wanda's kids, and a mind-controlling dirtbag who didn't kill Agatha who is supposedly dead.
Yes, this is how I feel about any pretense that Wanda Maximoff, the Scarlet Witch, is actually dead. Anyway, the state of play is that Wanda Maximoff went cuckoo fucking bananas because her children died, despite it appearing to any rational observer her children were not real. Meanwhile, Wanda's supposed enemy Agatha has somehow managed to get her hands on one of them and protected him from actual, literal Death, her actual, literal ex-wife and parent of her beloved dead child and helped said child resurrect the other one and decided to spend her afterlife helping procure the other not-dead twin that Wanda tore apart reality to try and recover and Marvel bros and THIS FANDOM assume:
Agatha clearly hates Wanda and they are the worst of enemies, which is why she totally drained Billy Maximoff and bounced to go do evil. Oh, wait, she didn't. (Could the relationship here be complicated?)
This will have no bearing on the plot later, because an all-powerful reality bender who broke bad is clearly not going to care that the woman she took absolute care to keep alive is still around and taking care of her kids and maybe Vision, too? (Yeah, I too love to flush money down the drain and pretend Kathryn Hahn's Agatha isn't popular as fuck, said Marvel, despite it being nearly 2 years since we last saw her.)
All Agatha actually wants is to reunite with Rio/Death, who she fought against to save Billy and Tommy AND high-key kind of spitefully rejected by becoming a ghost, something Rio says she hates. (Again, this seems like Rio and Agatha are complicated)
IDK. Like, perhaps this does all end up with Agatha spitefully being like "lol, stole your family to get revenge on you mind-raping me!" and maybe it ends with Joe Locke's Billy having to talk to Agatha, who never appears on screen again. Me, I think y'all may have to resolve your feelings and be like, "wait, it's more like comics where sometimes Agatha and Wanda are besties and sometimes they have fundamental issues relating to their opinions of good, evil, and magic? Likewise, it might get complicated like that with Rio, too?"
Sorry. I am avoiding most social media so Tumblr gets my feels.
'VisionQuest,' the 'WandaVision' spinoff starring Paul Bettany, will debut on Disney+ on Oct. 14.
Me, upon learning VisionQuest premiere on October 14th, meaning it will finish either December 2nd or 9th, just in time for Doomsday: "Yeah, bitch, this show is ending with Agatha and Billy rolling up and informing Vision and Tommy that Wanda's not dead, I told you this last year. Get ready for the world's most deceptive finale trailer where Tommy looks up at some magic shit and says, 'Mom?' in a quavery little voice and Bettany looking shocked -- and then it's Agatha."
The Marvel incel fanboys will in fact be furious, and triple mad that it's Agatha BUT ALSO come on, Wanda is not coming back in a D+ TV show, her ass is showing up at the end of Doomsday and the reconstituted family is going to have to go after her, maybe as the credits scene in Doomsday that bridges out of ep 8.
Me, on seeing all this Secret Wars news and the fact that Joe Locke got his Marvel bag: "huh, I sure did say the Young Avengers/Champions were going to be a big part of Secret Wars because thematically, what is better for a franchise trying to soft reboot than handing off the the failures of its elders to the young, hopeful guys. Let me see what I said."
Me, opening my "Jen's a crazy Marvel person with a hardcore bias" file from OCTOBER 5 2025:
Now that we're hearing "It's a massive medieval hex like WandaVision meets What If meets 1602" for SW and I SURE WAS RIGHT re: them admitting Tommy was in VisionQuest at 2025 NYCC *and* that Kathryn Hahn was going to be dispatched to save a massive Disney franchise.
I don't have industry sources, either. I'm just some guy. So, lol. lmao. Avengers: Secret Wars, where you get the Young Avengers doing their first team-up AND Kathryn Hahn and Elizabeth Olsen facing off with Hahn getting some fucking BALLER line like, "These are your children, Wanda. I stole them back from Death and you will not hurt them without going through me first" because bitch be real, you know Pedro Pascal's soft!Reed doesn't have the range to say it to Doom. (Love me some Pedro Pascal. He does not have the range OR enough time in the MCU for it to matter. Also, he didn't literally trick Death into giving up the location of Wanda's dead kid, a key plotline of the whole-ass Multiverse Saga)
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The fact that only people on Reddit care about the leaked Doomsday trailer and nothing hit even my Tumblr feed seems bad for it. On the other hand fuck it maybe my witches can escape that mess?
I want only one more present for my birthday...for the second lot of the Doomsday cast to be released, and for my favourite characters to be written well ♥️♥️♥️♥️ fingers crossed we got Sophia Di Martino COME ONNNN, to me it's so obvious she's in it, there's been hints. She posted a picture of a banana not long ago to her insta (she mostly posts stories so I think it's a big deal in itself) SHE'S DONE THAT BEFORE. When she started filming for Loki!!!
Either way, my favourite actress is booked and busy which is awesome :)
The thing that bugs me about the finale is that I fear it's going to make people even MORE critical of Riri. Saying she's stupid for trusting Mephisto or whatever. (As if Peter Parker hasn't done deals with him all the time.)
It is also a bit of a bummer to wait all these YEARS for this series for it to end with her NOT winning.
I wonder if this is setting up Mephisto as the villain in "Champions"/Young Avengers? It feels like there SHOULD be another season of this but I don't think we are going to get it with the way Marvel has been failing to promote this show.
Certainly Wiccan and Speed have lots to do with Mephisto in the comics--which the internet told us non-stop during WandaVision. And with America in Kamar Taj, I can see how she'd get involved. Except the only two who have teamed up so far are Kate and Kamala and I don't see what this has to do with them.
I might have more thoughts later but right now i am in the "no, riri, don't do it, girl" place.