#mcp3

Fuck it, thatcher is smaller than ruth and dave so they just kinda grab him and coddle him as if he's a fucking baby lmao

also bonus ruth

(Cw)

So glad you asked. /gen

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

Thatcher, Ruth, and Dave (<- closeted aroace who's convinced hes straight)

BPS is the pride parade, MCP3 is the "idk what the fuck a genderqueer is but I support you, kiddo"

"Back in my day, queer was an insult, but if anyone bullies you, tell me and I'll turn them into a missing poster talk to them😃"

Eve teaches Dave a lot, frequently leaves him confused like "what do you mean gender, sex, presentation, and pronouns are all different things and can have nothing to do with each other? AND a romantic label doesnt have to be the same as the sexuality label (ex. You can be heteroromantic but bisexual)?"

Personally, Dave is a closeted aroace. Like him and Eve were talking while decorating for pride month and he was like "I just feel like romance is over rated. I think the right person for me is taken and that's okay. All I need in life is you, Thatch, Ruth, and Turkey."

She blinks, "...Dave are you aromantic?"

And his brows knit together as he asks, "is that a type of bird?"

The sad ass, the bad ass, and the dumb ass goofy ass

based on this hc