#mcmanatea

thank you SO MUCH bb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s not embarrassing at all!!!!!!!!!!!

Alrighty! *rubs hands*

Headcanon A:  realistic

Bilbo died shortly after Sam arrived in Valinor. He didn’t want to leave Frodo to be the only Hobbit there.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Bilbo is a passive-agressive little shit, so every time he got annoyed by someone he waited until they were about to reach civilisation, stole half their pipeweed and rubbed catnip all over their stuff. Since he always waited so long they never figured out it was him - if they even suspected the involvement of a third party.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Bilbo never planted the Acorn because he never truly got home. He doesn’t keep it in his pocket, since he can’t bear the constant reminder of what he lost, nor does he keep it on the mantlepiece for others to see. He keeps it in a little compartment on the bottom of his mothers glorybox, together with the other lost things.

And by the time he left bag-end the ring pre-occupied his mind so much that he forgot to take it with him.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

17. dragons bi or dinosaurs bi?

DRAGONS!!!

18. coffee shop au bi or high school au bi?

coffee shop au! high school was terrible enough in real life, i don’t need to relive it lol

35. big city bi or small city bi?

big city. it’s always been a goal of mine to have a loft in a big city and just walk to work

so during the stream @rutobuka2 lost connection so @ahiddenkitty, @mcmanatea, @mithrilbikini, and @thehobbitpanda (i think) decided to go rescue her

i know it was talk about magma-resistant horses, but i felt like giant eagles fit the fandom (and were more practical) better.