Headcanon that McCree really likes dancing but never gets to go out that often what with the whole "international outlaw" thing. But when he does, HOO BOY, clear the floor, because he ain't messing around aight. Hanzo can't dance to save his life, but lord knows he's tried. It's the only thing he 100% CAN'T do. It REALLY makes him mad. McCree asks Hanzo out to a night on the town. They end up in a club. McCree breaks out the corniest moves. It's the best night Hanzo's had in a long time. Yes.
McCree can get the fuck downĀ
he loves square dancing and silly country stuff like that like everyone would expect tbh but likeall of a suddenĀ a new song starts playing (Luc is djing and puts on a hip hop song or somethin) and McCree just fuckinĀ Breaks out the MovesĀ heās in the middle of the dancefloor at watchpoint gibraltar and is likeĀ winding and breakdancing and fuckin magic mike channing tatum dancing all the fuck out there and justĀ everyone that didnāt know he could dance like that (hanzo, zenyatta, lucio, hana, the new recruits) just Jaw DropĀ hanzo pulls genji aside afterwards and is likeĀ āwhat the fuck why did you not tell me he could do thatā and genji just shrugsĀ āyou never askedāĀ hanzo has to live with the knowledge he just wont ever be able to dance like mccree cuz boy got MOVESĀ