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☎- Mcgeeclxn (from Jacqui)
NAME: JacquiRINGTONE: Absolute Beginners - David BowieLAST TEXT RECEIVED: Stop googling weird facts that make me worry about you!LAST TEXT SENT: Did you know that banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour?
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"You absolute idiot! I can't believe you would do something like that... AGAIN! That's the worst part, you almost got yourself killed again! Ugh!" - McGeeClxn (Jacqui)
Okay. Yep. Howie’s in trouble. He struggles to find an appropriate excuse. After all, another electrocution... it doesn’t bode well. Not for the threat of Jacqui’s wrath. If he doesn’t blow himself up one day, Jacqui will kill hi for almost getting hiself blown up.
“... It was minor, you know.”
Bad idea, Howie. She’s not going to buy that.
❝ jac--- i love you, but please, please, stop shouting. ❞
@mcgeeclxn
@mcgeeclxn REBLOGGED for a starter
“I’m not saying I don’t like them, I’m just saying that your family’s bloody scary. Your brothers have threatened me - collectively - and your older sister has already given me a twenty-minute lecture on the increased risk of lung cancer I’m giving myself.”
@mcgeeclxn Continued from here
Alexander looks down at the pipsqueak. “No, I dinnae think I was. I’m just keeping an eye on you. Don’t think I’m not overly protective of my sisters, so I need to make sure that you’re a true gentle lad, rather than one of those arseholes she usually brings home…”
It’s a wonder Howie doesn’t feel absolutely minuscule in the presence of Alexander McGee. When Jacqui suggested he meet her family, he hadn’t expected it would end in a great Scottish giant towering over him. He expected something a little different.
“Um… I’m not an arse. Well, i don’t think I am. Then again, you haven’t heard my work mates talk about me before I’ve had any coffee,” he laughs. Better to ease the tension with bad jokes than to get on the bad side of a man who could more likely than not break every bone in his body, given the incentive.
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