#mcdavids

honestly Connor always looks funniest in these aesthetic vacation pics because he never fully commits to the vacation mode.

Leon can do smug relaxed rich athlete. Connor always looks 15% concerned about defensive coverage somewhere in the distance.

it's giving "David Attenborough narrating a species in heat but make it hockey.

He walked in with the hat of a 14th-century peasant, thighs of a Norse god, and chest hair that says ‘I fix things with my hands.’

I don’t know if I want to laugh, scream, or sign a marriage license.

Good for them. If I lost in six after carrying the expectations of an entire Canadian fanbase, I too would disappear into a minimalist rock monastery with my dog and suspiciously expensive oatmeal.

Lenny looks thrilled though. Zero awareness of playoff disappointment.

Everyone else: morning wellness 🧘‍♀️✨

Connor: if my hamstrings achieve optimal extension perhaps we reduce neutral-zone turnovers.

Athletes doing yoga never look spiritually transformed. They look like expensive construction workers at a retreat

He has such aggressively dad-coded hobbies for a guy in his twenties/thirties. You just know he approaches chess exactly like hockey like calculating, mildly terrifying, emotionally restrained, somehow still competitive during vacation...

No shirtless yacht party chaos. No nightclub. Just: what if we quietly competed intellectually instead.

after playoff elimination this is probably the healthiest possible outcome. Better this than Connor doom-skating alone at 2 a.m. muttering about defensive coverage.

That dog has richer vacations than most humans and better hair than half the NHL