#mcd shifting

ALSO ALSO ADDING IN AN 7TH DIVINE MEMBER IS SO CREATIVE I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE PLAY WITH THAT PART OF THE LORE BECAUSE I'VE SWITCHED IT UP SO MUCH IN MY REALITY FGHUTF Okay okay let me skadaddle outta this inbox before this gets too long <33

OMGGG HIII

Dw I’m never tired of yapping esp never for mcd, tbh I’m ECSTATIC that ppl are taking interest in my mcd dr!!

For the most part the plot follows the original plot of mcd with a few tweaks that still allow for key story to take place. I talk a hell of a lot more about it in these asks but they all get longer w each part lolll so I get if u don’t want to read themmm

The Zane and Shadow Knight arcs I kept pretty much the same I think?? (Tho let me preface this by saying I haven’t shifted yet)

Zane is still a pain in our butts. I will say as I’m rereading my script, I’m the one to pretend Aph is my Fiance when Zane accuses her of espionage during the baby shower and I am ALSO holding Laurance’s hand bc Cadenza just left him there and he’s blind (and she’s cackling bc she KNOWS he likes me). So Zane is like in disbelief bc “you can’t possibly be engaged you’re CLEARLY with Laurance!!” (Wrong again emo boy) Then I introduce them as my “soon to be wife and boyfriend” then call him a bigot and idk he walks off pretending like he’s not fuming (I antagonize him a lot bc how can I not. I’m here to be unhinged).

Though Zane’s presence and reputation do have a lot more weight than they do in the series bc how is NO ONE going to know ANYTHING ABOUT THE NOTORIOUS HIGH PRIEST OF O’KHASIS??? I get we’re on the other side of the continent but surely there’s rumors of him being at least a little evil???

And the shadow knight arc is also mostly the same, only that Gene isn’t pure evil and he’s starting to question the Shadow Lord even before season 1. He even kinda goes rogue for a bit while he’s having an existential crisis. He also doesn’t torture Laurance (bc that’s my man and it makes me sad to think abt 😞). He also joins the Shadow Knight rebellion (kinda late) and is a huge help bc he was literally the Shadow Lord’s right hand.

And I also I have it so Ungrth doesn’t die (I can speak to animals and I got really attached to him :,) ), he still saves Laurance from the Nether, still gets corrupted by breaking through the world barrier but we’re able to save him, only thing is we still needed a wyvern soul fragment for Irene’s blessing so I scripted that there was another wyvern that died years ago and Raven gave us her soul fragment. So just little tweaks like that.

I also scripted that Laurance is the one to adopt Malachi (since part of the reason in the series was bc Levin was supposed to look like Garroth and to feed the love triangle), he just so clearly bonded with him during Malachi’s episodes and he has such a soft spot for him it’s so cute.

And I’m more of an honorary guard than anything, Garroth simply gave me that status/title (?) so I could be called upon to protect Aphmau whenever she goes on more potentially dangerous adventures. Since he himself can’t go esp after Zane shows up and bc of the very old, dumb and inconvenient rule that O’Khasis can station their guards in a village if their Lord and/or Head Guard isn’t present. I also don’t have any formal guard training prior to this, just an orphan who grew up and learned to take care of myself. Though after the first time I accompany Aph to Scaleswind, Garroth does make sure to train me in sword fighting. Another reason is bc on that trip, I was the one to pretty much keep Aph from dying when Zenix attacked us. So I’m like a bodyguard and healer in one.

Also I didn’t finish Mystreet, and I think it was implied (or shown idk) that Aphmau sacrificed herself to defeat the shadow lord??? Maybe that was a theory I’m not sure but idk if that’s how I want it to end. I’ll probably script that we gather the Divine Warrior reincarnations, get all our relics and defeat the Shadow Lord for good. Then reincarnate for the pdh/mst timeline.

Also scripting Travis isn’t a creep bc he’s such an interesting character. I’m also not the biggest fan of him getting with Katelyn in MCD?? It just didn’t feel right imo.

Dynamics:

So since I travel with Aphmau a lot, we’re pretty much besties. Almost attached at the hip. I also enable her chaotic side a lot :) I loved her sm as a character that I decided I NEED to be besties with her and I lowk did not want the responsibilities of managing an entire village… I totally get the appeal of being mc tho!!

Garroth, I’m like his annoying little sister, I also go to him whenever I need advice or someone to lean on. He’s also the sole reason I haven’t thrown Zane into an alternate dimension. Sigh. He reminds me a lot of my older brother who went missing years ago (bro got shadow knighted :,/ I don’t find that out till years later tho), so yeah I follow him around and bother him on his patrols a lot. But he loves it dw. Garroth also knows about my massive crush on Laurance pretty early on.

Laurance my loveee, we met because of the Neapolitan Village murder mystery arc and there’s some very obvious pining on both sides (more from him lol) but we don’t get together for about 2-3 years bc of everything going on. I also scripted that season 1 events are more spread out over like 2ish years bc everything looks really close together in the series but that’s up to interpretation. He also often takes me on fun rides on Ungrth and romantic picnics even before we start dating. He also accompanies me whenever I need to go foraging for potion/spell/ritual ingredients “for protection.”

Also I can’t talk about Laurance without also talking about Cadenza. We’ve already claimed each other as a sister in law. Not even a divorce or a breakup can separate us. I visit her a lot when she’s living in Phoenix Drop, and also after the time skip when she’s Lord of Meteli.

And Katelyn. I was the first person to trust her when she was in Phoenix Drop but she doesn’t know that. We both have a very similar, blunt type of humor so we always catch onto each other’s jokes. We also learn to lean on each other more emotionally. It becomes a very caring and sisterly friendship.

I also visit Donna often, since she has her little medic station, I deliver herbs and healing potions to her and Logan, who also sells some items I provide. She’s a lot more like her Diaries Rebirth counterpart tho, so is Gene.

AND YESS I HAD ALREADY SCRIPTED I WAS A SUPER POWERFUL MAGICKS/WITCHCRAFT USER AND SHAPESHIFTER SO MIGHT AS WELL SCRIPT I WAS A DIVINE WARRIOR!! I also reincarnated just like Irene after a couple centuries. And my relic is also locked in my own pocket dimension tho it’s more like my waiting room but kinda bigger??

⟢ Laveau and Dahl

Both named after powerful witches (or believed to be) from history in this reality. They are my familiars, where I’m a witch and a shapeshifter (super op ofc). They can also shapeshift and their most common forms besides cats is wyverns (size varies), horse, ravens, etc. Of course they also have a non-corporeal form that they usually use when I need them to spy for me or when they want to be nosey in the way cats are (LAVEAU).

Laveau is a bit more serious than Dahl but he is also a much older spirit and has been with me longer than Dahl has. I first summoned him when I was 9 and we made a pact and have been inseparable ever since.

Dahl I summoned when I was 16 after Laveau suggested I work with another familiar at the same time. He said he had one in mind, one who had been hanging around for a while and we also made a pact and began working together. He’s a little goofier and taller than most cats.

DR(s): Minecraft Diaries, Mystreet, My Inner Demons

*Zane threatening everything in sight if Aphmau and Garroth don’t comply with him during the wedding/baby shower*

⋆˙⟡ There was so much she wanted to do, so much she wanted to prepare her next incarnation for before she performed the ritual. A ritual that had never been performed in this way before, with such specific requirements, components and consequences. If she failed, she could suffer a fate worse than death, playing with fate in this way was unheard of and she could only guess what the aftermath would be.

⋆˙⟡ Irene’s reincarnation was easy, as far as reincarnations go. Create a staff and connect it to her soul and life essence, plant it with an incantation when the time came for when a hero was needed. She didn’t need to figure out all the logistics, simply trust that someone wanted to truly help the world. Typical of Irene, said with love of course. But Althea couldn’t do that. To trust a completely random stranger with your life, your soul, your very essence? Someone who, with enough knowledge could doom you to an eternity in the Nether, obeying the Shadow Lord’s every command or eradicate it completely. Lost to the void forever.

⋆˙⟡ Althea wanted her successor to have a better chance, a better start to life than she had. So she took every precaution she could think of for this ritual to succeed.

⋆˙⟡ And even with all she did for her successor, a lot of it was in vain. Shadow Knights killed her parents, took her eldest brother, and robbed her of the chance to develop her magicks the way a gifted young witch should. Scaleswind was supposed to be a safe place, founded by Lady Irene, it was the town most accepting of magic in Ru’aun. Despite everything that should have worked in her favor, she had to hide every aspect about her connection to Lady Althea.

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⟢ Legend has it:

Centuries ago, there were seven god-like beings referred to as Divine Warriors. The six were called upon by Lady Irene, the Matron. Enki the Keeper, Shad the Destroyer, Kul’zak the Wanderer, Menphia the Fury, Edmund the Protector, and Althea the Knave* to take their role as protectors of the realm.

Althea was around long before Lady Irene, over nine centuries ago when magicks first started appearing, though she wasn’t always comparable in “goodness.” No, what the history books won’t tell you is that she used to be a notorious con-artist, using her magicks and witchcraft for her own gain. It wasn’t until Lady Irene asked her for help holding back the emptiness that she started to let down her walls. That doesn’t mean she completely changed her nature though, she was still known to mess with her companions regularly.

She was truly gifted in the arcane, not only being one of the first to wield magicks, but to possess more than one type of magicks. Which is why, today, she is remembered and revered as a God of the arcane, trickery, and shapeshifting, patroness of animals, magicks, witchcraft and nature.

Witches, warlocks and casual magicks users know her name, often whispering to her in prayer when working on a tricky spell or when their magic is being especially finicky that day. In this dark age, with magicks users being used as fodder to revive the Shadow Lord, her name has become even more popular, not only in passing prayers, but for help, for mercy.

* The knave is both used to refer to a trickster/dishonest person and to the jack in a deck of playing cards, also referring to the phrase “Jack of all trades.”

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⟢ Behind the legends, what historians don’t know:

Toward the end of their lives, Althea told Irene about reincarnation, not really with the idea or hope that Irene would do it, but just a throw away line about what she was researching. Which Irene took seriously and made the decision, and after a lot of convincing, Althea helped her perform the ritual.

At the end of her life, she decided to reincarnate and put her soul, magicks and memories into another vessel. This was no more than a decade after Irene made the same decision.

Althea taught Irene how to control her portal magicks, as she also had them. She could create entire dimensions, ecosystems, summon the elements, recreate the solar cycle and later in life even went as far to create life. She created her own pocket dimension (my waiting room), and stored her own relic there once she decided to follow Irene.

However, she can’t easily open other’s dimensions. Irene’s, for example, has a “lock” on it that needs a specific key to open (the relic). Even with her centuries of experience, opening a portal not meant for her could still go very wrong. Same goes for the Nether, a fire ritual and a sacrifice is mandatory to open the portal.

When she started thinking about reincarnation, she decided to create satyrs. Half goat, bipedal, 3 foot tall beings who harness their magicks from nature, there to guide her next reincarnation and take care of her dimension. Knowing even the darkest parts of Althea, her secrets, powers, relationships, they came to be something like her children to her. They stay in her dimension, hidden from the world, taking care of the natural world there and waiting for her return. They also seem to have an affinity for riddles, something Althea didn’t intend to pass down to them, but hey, like mother like child?

They have been explicitly instructed NOT to tell her reincarnation exactly where her relic is, Althea set up a whole test to make sure her reincarnation was ready. Kind of like a high stakes escape room. The satyrs are a lot like koroks in personality.

Just like Irene, she got lonely after some time. After seeing her friends reincarnate countless times and with no one to share the burdens of immortality with, life started to weigh her down. After completing her grimoire, and her escape room- I mean dimension, she decided to come back with a clean slate.

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⟢ The Knave’s successor:

(Hey that’s me)

Centuries after the disappearance of the Divine Warriors, a particularly gifted witch is born, wielding witchcraft, various forms of magicks, and a shapeshifter. The major trifecta associated with The Knave.

She grew up in an orphanage with her two brothers, being told to keep her magic hidden, not because it wasn’t accepted but because of the type of attention this amount of power could attract.

Magic users were disappearing throughout the land, had been for years. And recently the amount of disappearances were increasing. Rumors speculating what was happening to them ranged from being hunted for sport, for sacrifices, or that it was simply coincidence made its way across Ru’aun, but one thing was for certain; they were being targeted.

It was exactly this reason why her eldest brother, Dario, made her swear to keep her abilities a secret. Tell no one, show no one, practice where absolutely no one can see you.

After his disappearance, she started to take her magic more seriously. Without anyone there to look out for her and her little brother, she had to be the one responsible for their safety and wellbeing.

In order to do this, she decided to find a mentor. There were a couple candidates, a witch from Pikoro (though magic of all forms is outlawed there, so it’s best to avoid that area), a wizard from O’Khasis, many others and a shaman from Meteli (whose reputation inspires some concerns). The shaman, despite rumors surrounding him, may be her best bet. Among many other magicks users, he may be the easiest to reach. Additionally, Meteli was far from O’Khasis’ reach, the city-state was rumored to be tangled up in some dark, cult-like affairs so it’d be best to stay far away from there.

After weeks of traveling from the province of Scaleswind to Meteli with her two familiars, she got lost ending up in a little run down village with no name and no Lord.

In the coming years, she would build her own family, surround herself with people she would fight and die for, people who would do the same for her. Even without a proper mentor, her magic would grow, surpassing even that of The Knave’s. And along the way, make even the most self-serving, inflated ego tremble (looking at you, Zane).

And to protect it all, she helped to find and recruit the Divine Warriors successors, gathering their relics to defeat the Shadow Lord for the last time.

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⟢ Relationships

⟢ Aphmau

Besides Dale and Molly, Aphmau was one of the first people I met when I came to Phoenix Drop and the first friend I made in the village.

She was also the first (besides Garroth) to find out about my magicks on our first trip to Scaleswind. Having had a brush with death in the fight against Zenix, I had to heal her. We were pretty much inseparable after this trip.

⟢ Garroth

Garroth’s annoying little sister that he never asked for but he secretly loves it.

Properly trained me in sword fighting, half the time scolding me for using a little magic (or sand ehehe) to win a fight. We’ll see who’s laughing when our opponent can’t see me coming.

I see his crush on Lady Aphmau, he sees my crush on Laurance… endless teasing. Sometimes he’ll excuse Laurance earlier or give either of us an errand where he KNOWS we’ll run into each other. Then he’ll ask how it went. Like bruh you KNOW I was tripping over myself be so fr rn

⟢ Laurance

Future boyfriend, husband, love of my life, soulmate, bestie. We met when Aphmau got herself arrested as a murder suspect and he needed to speak with Garroth. That’s how I got roped into this whole shituation. Garroth then asked me to accompany Aphmau to Scaleswind, which worked out because I needed to pick up my little brother anyway.

Both Ungrth and Laurance use me as a translator so they can actually talk to each other ALSO UNGRTH LIVEDDDD!!! I was able to save him with help from Zoey (barrier magicks to help with the void and she has more knowledge on the subject) and KC (soul magic so he doesn’t fade away).

We started dating sometime after the werewolf wedding.

He adopted Malachi.

⟢ Dante

Closest in age to me and my partner in crime. He’s a couple months younger than me.

He’s amazed by the Jury of Nine, he knows so much about them, you can tell he looks up to them. I call him their little fanboy and he gets >:|

Only got to talk to Katelyn before the time skip a couple of times but it was like a dream come true for him. After the battle in Phoenix Drop, he went on about how cool she looked fighting.

Shy when first meeting new people but sassy asf once he gets past it.

⟢ Katelyn

I was the first to trust her when she came to Phoenix Drop, I disguised myself as a black cat and snuck onto her ship. Initially it was just to spy on her and see what her intentions were but then she actually started leaving food out for me and talking to me about her problems and 😭😭😭

I got to listen in on many conversations I was not privy to loll I also didn’t tell anyone about my plan because I didn’t want anyone to tell me no.

I also didn’t have to keep this up for long because then we all went to the Irene dimension and tensions were high and I assumed maybe Katelyn just forgot or she assumed the cat died idk. She did bring it up once that there was this very friendly black cat when we got back to Phoenix drop after the 15 years. Laurance side eyed me so hard but I never confirmed anything. Haha.

We became especially close after we came back from Irene’s dimension. My sister in arms <33

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⟢ Fun facts

In Phoenix Drop, I am considered an honorary guard of sorts, since I have accompanied Lady Aphmau on many trips in my time knowing her. Whenever Garroth or Laurence aren’t available to accompany her, they ask me to go instead. This started after we first came back from Scaleswind, when we told Garroth that Zenix attacked us. I was the reason that Aphmau survived, me learning healing magic prior to that. And from then on, I was her designated travel companion.

I have two familiars, both usually present themselves as cats, Laveau and Dahl. Laveau I first summoned and bonded to when I was nine. It wasn’t the usual way a witch would summon their familiar, I simply called for a friend, someone to help me control my magic and he showed up later that night. Tapping on my window and completely dry despite how hard it was raining. The second, Dahl, I summoned on purpose when I was sixteen. Laveau suggested I have a second familiar and said he “knew a guy,” then showed me how to summon him. The three of us have been inseparable ever since.

I have two brothers, Dario and Adrian. Dario, the oldest (5 yrs older) disappeared when I was 11 so no one knows what happened to him because he left all his stuff and his body was never found. He was turned into a shadow knight and I only find out he’s alive while we’re in Nahakra. My little brother, Adrian (7 yrs younger) and I grew up in an orphanage. The Matron wouldn’t let me leave with him being that I was old enough to leave but not old enough to take care of him. So I left to Meteli (ended up in Phoenix Drop) and went back for him once I settled down.

Althea loved puzzles and riddles. If she didn’t have duties to the world and friends to worry about she would have just taken the form of a sphinx and harassed people with riddles full time.

I have a Pegasus named Mickey who I was able to befriend when we first met Dante. He’s very sassy, and will kick anyone who tries him or me.

can't believe you passed your long week on to ME I had plans to be joyous and full of whimsy and instead ! SUFFERING !! I need a cigarette and drink STAT

Wait a minute . Is mcd the era of people smoking in pipes . When did people start wearing monocles and smoke through pipes . Feel like Vylad smoked..Much to discuss with this one 

ANYWAYS !!! 

Dante comfy hugs truthers rise I like to think that the first few days with everyone back in that Phoenix Drop he kinda  hung around Aphmau or just anyone in the way of Oh you need help with something? What a coincidence Dante is also here and he's free to help kinda vibe because of how he's been by himself (minus kc but yk he missed his frands)

Big fan of Jeffory for a solid minute being like wait a minute 🤔 once he awakens with the power from your amulet which is SO cool to imagine how it'd work - you got me thinking if I really wanna stay a guard or become a witch with magicks because like did he feel pain ? Was it painless ? Does he feel like a different person than he was before even if nothing super crazy "changed" about him ?! Connecting up my red strings on the board

 So you DON'T know you're Althea :0? Is it like a realization scene with how Aphmau found out she was Irene with Hylia ? Very inch resting like you're letting the universe kinda guide you through your past it sounds so awesome akshully

 "We are also smooching…. I’ll get u a bucket." OH BROTHERR THIS GUY STINKS!1!1!!1 you guys are lucky you're hetgem :/// you're lucky being soulmates and having memories together of your past love is cute I GUESS :////

skipping around trying to properly reply because I got excited LAURANCE WOULD SOOOO KNOW CUMBIA HE EATS IT UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR!!! If Payaso de rodeo existed back then he'd be so good at it trust me I'm his right foot 

As for some lore . Back to rubbing my hands together evilly but jk I'm doing the humble head scratch I haven't written much because this week kicked my Arse (< fancy British accent)

BUT overall the idea that I wanted to get at was Guard who would do anything to protect his lord but is getting his teeth while doing it . I know I have to protect him and I will because he's protected the village all these years but also I am nawt happy because Lucinda is just a girl . Come on . She didn't need to be exiled when she was full of fun and whimsy

I did not ☝️know it was to protect her because I'm pretty sure Burt also didn't tell anyone ? Like to be double sure that she was protected he wanted himself to be the bad guy ? I forgot really but that's the canon I'm gonna take because I'm God 

And also kinda wanna see how angst would play out with Lucinda and me how she's gonna be like "why are you defending my father bro" "listen bro it's just because he's protecting my family" (real conversation going to happy mhm yep) 

But tbh ? I'm not so sure yet completely, liek I haven't rewatched mcd fully yet and it's been a little while since I last watched/started watching so there's a lot of stuff I'm missing 

It is fun to yap about it with someone random about it though because it got me motivated to get back into shifting when uni isn't trying to Murder me

I am a LOSER on my main acc so I have to act like a cool anon (that and I don't talk about shifting a lot because people I know irl follow me

BUT BESIDES MY YAP !! Uhhh who cooks and cleans between you and Laurance hm⁉️ and/or are you a good cook in your dr :0 ?

Avoidance and long weeks are contagious I’m so sorry it’s your turn to deal with the affliction now :/

Smoking pipes and monacles became popular in the like 17th-19th centuries, mcd is loosely based on the medieval era which was the 5th-15th centuries. So sorry u can’t smoke pipes yet😞

Dante :((( he would definitely linger around when we’d come back. Arrrggggg I’m gonna cry too much after the time skip.

Jeffory really just got stabbed and what only feels like minutes later to him, he wakes up in a fucking box just going “wait a damn minute…”

But anyway he did fully die, did feel pain and everything he just got resurrected, which that part didn’t hurt, BUT I will be interrogating him on whether or not he felt different after.

Be anything with magic, witch, warlock, wizard, anything that starts with a W. Come to the dark side. Or be both. Both is good. Be an undercover double agent kinda thing

“OH BROTHERR THIS GUY STINKS!1!1!!1” Just for that I’ll find way to send you postcard of us drinking mimosas and holding hands on a beach at sunset when I shift there. Also I had to look up what hetgem was and omgg tyyyy but we are bi4bi,,, we are both raging bisexuals. Have u seen how that man talks about Garroth??? Also I just have a habit of making all my s/o’s bisexual idk why

YES HE WOULD SO DO PAYASO DE RODEO!!!! THIS MAN LOVES TO DANCE LIKE PLZZZ bro is dragging me into the dance floor every chance he gets.

Mhm mhm yes yes I think that was canon??? It’s been a bit since I watched,,,

"why are you defending my father bro" "listen bro it's just because he's protecting my family" Lucinda canonically talks like a surfer dude now I love that. That angst is gonna be JUICY my congradudolences. But yes this makes sense, sound backstory!!

I think there’s some recaps of every season u can watch?? I think even Aphmau made one?? So if you don’t want to sit through all three seasons man I GET U

And yesss I love yapping to u abt this hella niche dr😭😭😭 it’s a nice break from everything and I’m glad it got u back into shifting!!! You’ll get through finals and then it’ll be summer and hopefully you’ll have a break😭 unless u have summer classes then I’m so sorry. I already graduated so erm yea I’m mostly stress free now but summer classes KICKED MY ASSSS

Listen this is exactly why I made this account. Bc I had an irl friend I’ve tried to very sneakily introduce shifting to like three times and it hasn’t worked. And then I (without thinking) gave them my tumblr so it inspired me to make a blog solely for shifting.

gonna try and promise this time around the ask won't be a million sentences long but we'll see

unrelated to mcd but literally why didn't they make my perfect wife Thoma into a 5* like do they not see he can cook and clean and be the perfect housewife ever

your idea of how you use your magic is so cool tee bee ach (tbh) like being able to use both long range and close range fighting styles but not so insanely overpowered sounding that it makes you seem too OP!! honestly my big fear when fixing up my script while adding how to fight even if its for my own eyes seeing the words "I'm a strong fighter" makes me cringe lke ohhhh brotherrrr get a load of THIS GUY

but then again !! we should be able to do whatever the hell we want right like chili flakes in the eyes and surely being able to be a little bit overpowered than everyone else…right… but also KNIVES ON YOUR FINGERS ?? LMAO ??

imagine coming back from the irene dimension and looking at dante getting grey hairs out of stress over taking on phoenix drop all by himself and the first thing everyone does is call him unc. Yeah I wouldn't be too mad at Dante kicking my ass for that

DUDE YES SAVING JEFFORY AND UNGRTH WHO CARES Y/N WOULD BE PROUD makes me rip off my shirt like that one werewolf image whenever I remember Jeffory's last words were literalllllyyy Abbey's name

although trying to fix up the storyline of what would exactly happen if he didn't die has got me all lost. but that's for future me to deal with in the script

ohh my god you're literally living the perfect hollywood romance cliches I gotta start fake gagging and rolling my eyes at you and laurance being a happy couple GET A ROOM!!!(slash j I'm going to be insufferable about garroth)

sorry I wanna react to everything said but I don't wanna keep putting out LITERAL ESSAYS of an ask LMAO but imagine I am nodding along very enthusiastically and occasionally pulling the URETHRA ☝️ (i'm on a laptop hope that emoji works) image in my head when reading

Altea for a divine warrior name is so pretty AND jus saw your recent post too literally soulmates you guys are FREAKS (slash pos) that is so romantic if you ever were to tell laurance that you literally blessed his weapon that saves his life and others

also started working on my script gang what we thinking:

from what I remember, and I'm slowly rewatching everything to see if I got all the lore down, Pikoro village was pretty small and way out there there's not too much danger to look out for but it wouldn't hurt to have at least someone who wants to protect their family and the village. Ahem. ME

I jsut took it upon myself with permission of course to protect the village, train under the guards already there AND become close friends with Lucinda <- guy whos a big Lucinda fan and just wanted a reason to be close with her

I'm still getting the details (and this ask is getting too long FUCK) but yk how in genshin polearm users can have their weapon teleport back to them once they throw it at an enemy? yeag, I asked Lucinda to cast some magicks over my weapon so I can throw it however and whenever I want and it'll always return to me granted there is not other magicks involved like barriers and stuff !!

uhhh questions ! for ! you ! lemme think - what would be your ideal first date with laurance :3

WHATS THAT!!🫵 ITS A BIRD🦅 ITS A PLANE ✈️ ITS A— WATCH OUT💥 WATCH OUT💥 (john cenaaaa🗣️)

When I tell you I have been checking my phone and tumblr obsessively all day like I’m waiting for a situationship to text me back—

(Also believe me I also manifested more mcd shifters)

AND DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE WORD COUNT BRO I RELISH IN YOUR ESSAYS

Yes yes this is the criteria they should have gone by: male housewife = five star character

Tyyy I wanted to be op but I also wanted to work up to it yk?? I just script that even if I could automatically solve a problem with my magic (Zane being the entire problem usually), the plot intervenes. For drama purposes.

NO FRRR the amount of times I’ve cringed writing something but idk,,, write it with your eyes closed and never look at it again. Or embrace the cringe. Be free 🦅

Yes, knives on my fingers. Katelyn basically has them why can’t I🤗

Ok I cackled at the Dante one. But also I fear I WILL CRY when I see him bc he was just a little guy :,((( little guy who geeked out over the jury of nine and prob would have had their trading cards if those were a thing :(( but now he’s a tired dilf who hasn’t clocked out for 15 years.

And Jeffory not dying, so I scripted that after Aphmau convinces him to let us leave with the lords and I give him an amulet that’s basically a totem of undying (that I enchanted), trying not to be too cryptic but also not wanting to creep him out by telling him I’ve literally seen his death. He’s obviously skeptical but he ends up wearing it and it revives him a bit later. So he’s able to sneak away but he has to stay in hiding for a while and isn’t able to reunite with Abby. So Abby still ends up in the werewolf prison during the werewolf wedding arc but she still thinks her father is dead. (He’s basically been trying to locate her for 15 years thinking that Zane did something to her💔) (be honest is this more evil) BUT THEY REUNITE EVENTUALLY 🫶🫶

Also TMIIII but we DO GET A ROOM🫵🫵🫵(que the gagging) (I’m so sorry). Let’s all be insufferable about our s/o’s. together 🫶🫶

Also I looked up the URETHRA meme and I was not expecting that ☝️👹

In my dr I have these visions of my past life just like Aph does when she absorbs Irene’s relic except I’ve been having them since I was young so when Laurance showed me the new sword, it triggered a vision of the exact moment Althea blessed the weapon for Laurance’s past life. So then I’m just fully realizing that omg we were actually together BEFORE???? and he’s like girl r u good?? He knows about my visions but he doesn’t know THAT. So I do tell him which divine warrior it was blessed by but nothing elseee

WE ARE LITTLE FREAKS I’M RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER LIKE A LITTLE FLY REREADING THIS

Ooo yay lemme get my metaphorical glasses for this🥸

Yess good solid backstory, is that when you get captured along with Lucinda and meet the gang (or are u keeping that part)?

I so get u for wanting to be friends with Lucinda she is so much fun and very mischievous (we’ve got a magical prank war going on once she moves to Phoenix Drop, she also teaches me the art of curse breaking). Would you have known about what’s happening during the Zane kidnapping the Lords of Bright Port and Pikoro arc?? Ik O’Khasis guards took over

Enchanting your polearm is actually SO SMART AND EFFICIENT HELL YEAA you’re basically Percy Jackson without the water

Rewatching season 1 ep 96 of mcd and I just got to the part where Katelyn gifts Aph’s guards new shiny weapons….. and I remembered I scripted Laurance’s great sword was blessed by my divine warrior counterpart