Crack Theory
also known as me lying because
Ok, so in Jess’s 10 year anniversary video for MCD, five of Aphmau’s friends are dead. Aaron, Garroth, Kawaii~Chan, Katelyn, and Zane.
Garroth is appearing more and more in cocomau, but Katelyn’s a surprise cast member! Bc this is for MCD, ofc. And then we see this:
And SMP Aphmau is like “oH mY iReNe ThAtS aLL oF mY fRiEnDs!” and is as the audience is like HUMAN SOULS and that plus Irene always means RELICS so NATURALLY if that is the conclusion we come to, we can OVERANALYZE and say WOOOOOOOAH YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS RELICS?! Thats right, the Divine Warriors. And Irene gifted five relics, right? And here we see her HOLDING five relics so what if we PARALLELED THAT! Remember those totally relics are Aaron, Katelyn, Garroth, Zane, and Kawaii~Chan. Soooooo:
Garroth—Esmund
Katelyn—Menphia
Aaron—Enki
Zane—Kul’zak
Kawaii~Chan—Shad
ok, and THESE are the descendants from MCD!! It tooootally makes sense. Garroth looks like Esmund. Katelyn the Fire Fist and Menphia the Fury, that kinda sounds similar. Aaron as Enki because we all know that they’re totally nerds, Zane as Kul’zak because MCD Zane acts like a ruff and tumblr nomad, and Kawaii~Chan being Shad is just self explanatory.
so in REBIRTH, because Irene is ONLY in rebirth and not the original, those are the reincarnations of the Divine. Case closed everyone. You’re welcome.
Also unrelated but I just stayed up with my best friend fanigirling over Aphmau and we didn’t sleep all night and we’re still still not all there and I can’t breathe as I’m writing this but oogalygoogaly the universe makes sense right now


















