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Character 102: he's roomies with a centuries old demon/warlord/son of a literal god and is a normal civilian except for that. everything about him is normal except for the demon warlord roommate, who is also the father of the Chosen One TM

Character 7: Trans girl who is also centuries old and a skeleton.

Today we will determine once and for all who is the ultimate champion of this blog! Your options are:

Season 1, character 67: Is part horse. Can cause others excruciating pain with their own anger. Joins an illegal rebellion at age 13. 3 elves are all in love with her. One of them is her cousin. A grumpy short man tried to get her exiled from society because she has brown eyes.

And:

Season 2, character 19: She’s a lesbian, a cannibal, a deadbeat dad, and the first openly queer woman of color to be elected New Jersey state senator. She has an evil alter ego that eats dirt and wants her to have an affair with her estranged butch ex. She’s the definition of girlfailure. She survived 18 months in the Canadian wilderness. She is haunted by visions. She’s surrounded by wolf and dog symbolism everywhere she goes. She helped her old best friend cover up a murder. She’s insanely ambitious but only because she’s trying to run away from her past and more importantly herself. She’s also a MILF if that helps.

So:

Character 15:

Has lived multiple lifetimes

Lives in a box

Hates guns

Has a homoerotic nemesis who is canonically both Rasputin and Prime Minister of England.

Homoerotic nemesis can eat entire rotisserie chicken in under 8 seconds.

Loves to eat fish fingers and custard together.

Has friends who are usually mortal.

Wears a fez

Didn't know he had a wife until she told him.

Often gets chased (and caught) by statues.

Character 96:

Autistic

Gay

Doesn't express emotions

Science nerd

Has jumped into the whale enclosure in an aquarium before.

He uses HEAVY eyeshadow.

Does not believe in God or the Devil even though he has met both in cannon.

Has a half brother who ran away from home to start a cult.

Has a adoptive sister who is both a mutineer and a time traveler.

Best friends with a salty doctor and a charismatic bookworm.

Has died and come back to life.

18 rounds completed. 184 polls completed. 100 characters eliminated. Baby it all comes down to this!

The winner of this poll will be our champion, and the loser will be our runner-up. And yes, I know this is a rematch of the winners bracket final, but that's just how the format of this tournament works.

Our winners bracket champion is:

Character 19: She’s a lesbian, a cannibal, a deadbeat dad, and the first openly queer woman of color to be elected New Jersey state senator. She has an evil alter ego that eats dirt and wants her to have an affair with her estranged butch ex. She’s the definition of girlfailure. She survived 18 months in the Canadian wilderness. She is haunted by visions. She’s surrounded by wolf and dog symbolism everywhere she goes. She helped her old best friend cover up a murder. She’s insanely ambitious but only because she’s trying to run away from her past and more importantly herself. She’s also a MILF if that helps.

And our losers bracket champion is:

Character 81: Gotta love a time traveling girlie with no respect for continuity or preservation of the timeline! This one almost changes the entire course of Independence with her giant mouth! She also ends up sweeping her boyfriend off his feet years before they meet which makes his life quite difficult. And she got her sister killed by accident. Plus she almost kills her mentor by tearing apart his parent's marriage Marty McFly style! All of this to say, her life is a mystery she may never fully unravel.

This is the last match of the losers bracket. The loser of this match will take our white ribbon and bronze medal, while the winner will go on to face character 19 in the CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!

Character 81: Gotta love a time traveling girlie with no respect for continuity or preservation of the timeline! This one almost changes the entire course of Independence with her giant mouth! She also ends up sweeping her boyfriend off his feet years before they meet which makes his life quite difficult. And she got her sister killed by accident. Plus she almost kills her mentor by tearing apart his parent's marriage Marty McFly style! All of this to say, her life is a mystery she may never fully unravel.

Character 43: A lovely little old Italian lady! She had a goat and a good garden. People come see her to solve their issues. Be it a plague of warts or love, she has answers!

This is the final match of the winners bracket! The loser will go to the losers bracket final to match up against the winner of the losers semifinal, and the winner of this match will go straight to the championship!

The contestants are:

Character 19: She’s a lesbian, a cannibal, a deadbeat dad, and the first openly queer woman of color to be elected New Jersey state senator. She has an evil alter ego that eats dirt and wants her to have an affair with her estranged butch ex. She’s the definition of girlfailure. She survived 18 months in the Canadian wilderness. She is haunted by visions. She’s surrounded by wolf and dog symbolism everywhere she goes. She helped her old best friend cover up a murder. She’s insanely ambitious but only because she’s trying to run away from her past and more importantly herself. She’s also a MILF if that helps.

And

Character 81: Gotta love a time traveling girlie with no respect for continuity or preservation of the timeline! This one almost changes the entire course of Independence with her giant mouth! She also ends up sweeping her boyfriend off his feet years before they meet which makes his life quite difficult. And she got her sister killed by accident. Plus she almost kills her mentor by tearing apart his parent's marriage Marty McFly style! All of this to say, her life is a mystery she may never fully unravel.

Character 78: he was abandoned by his mother when he was like 3 and ended up raised as a child soldier in what was essentially a cult. then he got kidnapped by his stepmother and ended up at ANOTHER CULT, eventually making his way back to the original cult. except then Bad Things Happened so he had to leave, and though he does make friends and get character development everything goes to hell when his best friend dies. he grieves for a few days then gets a message that says his friend is in fact still alive and was resurrected, so he spends the next few months searching for him. he doesn't find anything and goes to boarding school to try and live a normal life, his girlfriend breaks up with him, and then he gets dragged back into his old Fantasy Book Teenage Protagonist Life and gets killed in the most dramatic insane way possible, via getting stabbed by an evil immortal thousands-of-years-old capitalist.

Character 82: She is absolutely brilliant. Her job is basically to know what you are going to do before you do and she excels! She likes to communicate through code but eventually she does find her own voice and becomes more of an active player in the world. She is tasked to save lives and does so time and again. When people were threatening her, she managed to find an escape route all of her own and stayed hidden from /everyone/ for years. Until her nemesis eventually found her! But she wins out in the end, when it really matters. And she deeply cares for the family she brought together along the way.

Character 72: the saddest wettest cat on earth. he died very tragically and came back, then went back to his home city to try and kill his dad. he didn't and ended up travelling the world for a bit, then proceeded to go back to his home city again and become a crime lord. he tried to get his dad to kill his murderer but failed and got his throat slit instead. he attempted murder on his little brother. he's the last remaining member of a secret society of monks. he's got cool magic swords. he's a literature nerd. what more could you possibly want?

Character 42: Genuinely one of the most traumatized men of all time. Watched his parents die in a house fire that he accidentally started, then bounced around relatives and juvie until he met his lifelong criminal partner. A pyromaniac that just so happened to get a fire themed weapon and an ice themed husband. Was later brainwashed and tortured for a thousand years and it's just never brought up. Successful erotic romance novelist. Canon mpregged.