#mcb ship

HEADCANNON

Rock crush is a child, you cannot change my mind.

Honestly should be a fact^

Shadow x, buffalo crush, buster gallon, red blitz, spark beat and flash vector are adolescent (18-20's)

With how they sound and act it only makes sense y'know, tho I feel like buffalo crush and buster gallon would be a little bit older!!

Buffalo crush and buster gallon are brothers

I can see it, but blackhook has favoritism or smthn lmaoo

sparkbeat and flash vector are brothers

I'm not even headcannoning

This is CANNON tho, it says in the show, But some people don't realise that?

Sky gallop and Cielo are women (trans woman)

Not headcannon but saying the truth/j

Nah but it's more like fannon y'know, dispite what the toy creator says otherwise fans continue calling em women<3 but it should be cannon

orso plzzz conform the Yuri plZz I'm on my knees, save me yuri guhghfdh

ok so parent headcannons r more like Fannon since I'm sure we all can agree with it yknow

Spalanza Crew is Found Family

Cielo is like Redblitz older sister and we got like the fun uncle or just oldest brother musclehyde

Then daddio old man gigantrex

It's just like that yknw yknw

Black hook is the father of buffalo crush and buster gallon

Sky gallop is like a mom to spark beat and flash vector

For those my reason is I just feel like being in a crew is basically found family just like how we saw with the SPALANZA CREW, like fr if their kids learned the meaning of mom/dad they'd definitely be calling em that y'know just like with how Redblitz learned abt it

I also just find it so cute that both blackhook and sky Gallop carry them around, guhh lill babies just being picked up or that junk y'know I just find it SOOOOO ADORABLE💗💖💓

Glober is a father to rock crush

(bonus) also deepbite being a father to rock crush 2, him and glober raising rock crush<333

I mean by just the way he cares for rock crush it just personally feel like that

And how it's so cute rock crush doesn't find DeepBite scarry cuz like UEUFJJGJGJ

Just simple headcannons that I personally resonate with and cuz they're my favorites lol

Blasttrain is a transman, because why not

He's my favorite that's why, and bc trains<333

Bluecops trans too lmao

It only makes sense, have you seen his top surgery lately??

Bluecop is the shortest, I'm sure this is all agreed on-

tbh I can't even call this a headcannon cause it seems cannon

If you look at pictures and Like if u put the figurines next to each other you might be able to tell

I only own bluecop atm, I'll find out when I have the whole collection... Soon!!

And cause orso loves making bluecop suffer, I called it

It's CANNON he's A SHORT KING!1!!1 in

Also

SKY GALLOP IS THE TALLEST

With the group picture and everything, like honestly it's cannon too lmaoo

TALL QUEEN!!!1!!

MY MAIN SHIPS:

These are in pairs atm, poly ships r way in the bottom<3

My personal favorites

Blue cop x wild guardy

WILDCOP

Yaoi... And well cuz fanboy that finally gets to be with his idol... I'm lovee this ship sm

And I found a headcannon in this one server and it can get real complex with the emotions and I'm digging it

Why is wildgaurdy so obsessed with bluecop, Does wildgaurdy wanna be him? Does he wanna overpower him? Is he just into him?

Will I try to recall it all and try explain the rest to you? No, just think about it deeply...

Cielo x sky gallop

KNIGHTJET

Yuri.... Girly

EDIT: THEY WERE FLIRTING HJFJGKGKG, CANT CHANGE MY MIND

I THOUGHT- it sounded like they were flirting before they started dueling BUT then I got so disappointed when they weren't and I'm just like this the next few minutes-

"Sigh really? Sob, my brain playing tricks on me"

I'm not sure but once I see the new sub I'm going to tweakk but like when it comes to girls sky gallop would pause to give it a thought-

Oh and Fleta z gets cucked, imagen trying to rizz these two assertive women just to find out they're lesbians smh

He's not on their level yet

They're too feisty

just wait for my poly ship just for the good ending for fletaZ

Heavy iron x black hook

IRONHOOK (tbh people keep calling them heavyhook but this just sounds more better to me, to each their own tho!!)

Angry old men yaio, all that pent up frustrated sexual energy, JUST FUCKING KISS

And also they have history, they're not fighting for no reason y'know, they used to know each other

Ex's? Seems like it

Mega ambler x Phoenixfire

HOTLINE

The healthy yaoi 🥺

It makes sense obvi, also the time he comforts phoenixfire is like awee

Glober x deepbite

GUPPY

I mean duh, their son is rock crush

And being "friends" with an outlaw? You gotta real familiar with him if that's the case lmao

Dexter x fleta z

It's pretty good too, it's an existing ship anyways

Their things are animals

SHIPS I THINK THAT MAKE SENSE/HAS POTENTIAL OR R JUST LIKE CRACK SHIPS:

I think some of these have potential but some I just ship cause I find it funnie

Blue cop x almost anyone

EXCEPT Flame Nova and rock crush, my reasons are at the very bottom

I mean have you seen the way he's interacted w/ everyone? It only makes sense lmao

I just think it's funny but also like give off those vibes

Imagine They're passing him around like a blunt💀

Shadow x x flash vector

Invisible... Also I'd like the idea of shadow x teasing him, make him freak out inside

Red blitz x spark beat

Saw a cute post abt it, and we'll I think their personalities would fit well

Heavy Iron X Gigantrex

Ooo imagen these two, there's some potential here and I like it

I got this ship from a friend and I love it lol

Musclehyde x Dexter

Animals

Buffalo crush x mega trucker

Tbh I can see it, look at their themes, football player and like a wrestler, I vibe they can bulk together or something

Redblitz X shadow x

I've seen someone joke that they're the same with different filers and im like... That's so truee

I feel like one is stubborn and the other is a trickster I can see them pulling pranks on others lmao

Deep bite x red blitz

Edit: I'm starting to realize how bad this is of a ship... Maybe- uh-

Crack ship

Only bc he literally ate his ass... Twice...

Shrimp's a good snack for a shark

💀

Glober x sky gallop

crack ship

Cowboy and horse girly, I just find it funny it's not srs

Haha he be riding that horse, would she fit??💀💀

Dunno seems like his boyfriend has double, shark facts checks out💀💀💀

I prefer glober and DeepBite more tbh

Sky gallop x blasttrain

Only cuz they're both my favorites- I mean he slammed his face first into her crotch what do you want me to do-

and well their whole thing is transporting tbh and they're the most largest out of everyone

I'm 50% on this tbh, I love sky Gallop and Cielo more

POLY SHIPS:

There should be poly ships, I need to see them, there's a lot of em to go around

As a multi shipper tis is my deuty

Heavy iron x black hook x gigantrex

Big men... Humk

Flame nova doesn't get to have any part in this lmao, he's got too much internalized homophobia

Ok maybe as an extra he's also in on this, that's depends on you guys

Heavy iron x black hook x gigantrex x flame Nova

Just a crack ship, The only time he got in once lol, it's a small gag with my friends that he doesn't get to have any fun bc he has internalized homophobia

I just find it funny lol

Lmao I would go on with blasttrain to add on but he probably wouldn't want to be in any of that... maybe?

Musclehyde x Dexter x fleta z

Their whole thing is animals, I can't help myself

Cielo x sky gallop x fleta z 

The good ending for fletaZ

special headcannon for this ship

fleta z slowly realises they're a trans woman in this ship

I just like the idea of this, supportive girlfriends

YURI!1!!!!1!

This is another favorite of mine lol

Tbh hot take but at this point all they sky base cardbots should be women

And well bc I used to keep mistaking fletaZ as a girl when I first saw just a picture of them, and now I turned her trans, you can't do anything about it xp

BANISHED, NEVER SHIP THEM.

I gate keep this so hard

Like I am judging you if u do ship these

Bc it is like dark ship y'know... Reason I don't rlly consider ironhook or something as dark is bc they can handle eachother and have history or something

Y'know just like megop!! They can handle eachother!

But that's my opinion eh

Tbh Something that's not one sided and I'm on your boat!!

flamenova x sky gallop

EWIE GROSS, he literally abuses her and controls her children, that literal chin lift makes me wanna vomit ewie

This ship is ew, you can't change my mind, it's too toxic for me man and one sided :[

she's already pretty injured and he's rlly gotta rub salt in that wound, like squeezing her injured turbine?? Not cool man...

Flame Nova x Bluecop

he's probably like blue cops mentor, it would make it like he groomed him Sobb-

Like being a high ranked starguardian??

Hugeee power imbalance TBH

I kinda see him as like a dad to bluecop or something if he's ever getting a redemption

Rock crush x anyone

he's a literal child, you can't change my mind.

Parentxchild/siblingxsibling (including my headcannons and Fannons)

I see you blackhook x buster gallon shippers... Ew...

Sobb- and I recently saw a Cielo and musclehyde...

I'VE SEEN SOMEONE SHIP FLASH VECTOR x SPARKBEAT TOO... NOOO???? THEY'RE BROTHERS, BROTHER EWW..!1?!!

It's cannon that they're brothers, it's in the show, wtf r u doing???

SMH

But yeah I hope we can agree with most of these, I'm chill if u don't like some of these ships I'm just presenting potentials y'know? There could be some variety!!

Tho Esp the never ship ones I hope we Do agree on those or I am judging you...

Also I rlly hope you guys like the ship names too for existing ships!!

Hope y'all have a nice day, TYSM for reading through my long list of deranged writing, I appreciate that you read the whole thing<33333333333333333333333333333333333333

This has been in my head for too long honestly and I'll be obsessed with this show for how long it'll last and maybe beyond that

I'm opening my asks inbox for these kinda things btw, be civil<333333