#mbmam

just heard justin mcelroy say vagina lmao ew

I was at a MBMAM (My Brother, My Brother and Me) live show and inexplicably had a garden hose. I kept spraying Griffin McElroy’s pants (only his pants) and he was fine until after the show when he pulled me aside and told me, “I thought I asked you to stop doing this.” I was aware that I had done that before but had not kept track of how often, and it was revealed to me that I had done this on 12 prior occasions.

i know we all like to to talk about the duality of Griffin but i just listened to an episode of mbmbam where Justin gave really poignant and heartfelt advice to a woman who went through a break up after a twelve year long relationship and end it with “take care of yourself and the rest will follow” and then immediately after Griffin asked if he wanted a yahoo said “put it in me!”

My favorite McElroyism is when one of the brothers makes an okay joke that would otherwise just get a chuckle out of me, but then the other brothers start busting out in uncontrollable laughter and just takes it from funny to fucking hilarious