I've been freakin planting flowers over all the bald spots and watering and ripping weeds left and right in a huffy fury due to the despicable state of my town.

FUCKING PAPI LEFT ME!!... HE LEFT ME That horse bastard after I put all that damn money together to get him that stupid jungle gym he wanted.

What more did you want PAPI???!!????? What more did you want!!?!?!?!? I thought we were friends, I mean we must of been since when you came you situated your horse butt in front of MY lovely beach side view. 8\.

Now Julian is leaving me, he was my cool ass Unicorn and he's leaving because I can't get that damn grass to grow fast enough.

And just to add salt to these fresh wounds is that my character is suffering from a horrible case of bed head due to time traveling.