#mayoffnaise

Who would win in a fight: Hannibal bc hes a trained assassin. DK DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SpeCIEs HE IS.

Who would be a better roommate: Holy Christ. Neither. Preferably dk I don’t want to be eaten.

Who’s better in bed: FUCK. hannibal. Obvi. (hes humna megan jesus) WELL ACTUALLY, im not sure maybe DK has some moves. hes a wild animal, those lady chimps might dig it?? he does know everything

Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate: DK he’s dumb as fuck and i can take all the power

Whose shoulder I’d cry on: COUGHS. hannibal. i won’t explain.

Who would make a better parent: well hanni killed his daughter, i think DK has got this one

The rules? always post the rules. answer the q’s from the fella who tagged you & write 11 new ones. tag 11 people, link them to the post, and directly tell them you tagged em.

Their 11 questions:

1. Your all time favorite song?

Oh gosh. I've listened to breezeblocks all day today, but i think it changes like everyday??

2. What color are your eyes?

Gun metal blue. Like a frosted ocean, ive been told?

3. Avengers or X-Men?

FUCK. WHY YOU DO THIS. xmen, because that's like, my whole childhood. Plus I love Logan deeply.

4. If you could live anywhere you want where would that be?

California. Up in those mountains.

5. Your favorite type of cake is?

vanilla?? yeah im lame i dont even like frosting

6. Top 3 movies?

shit wowthis gon be hard

Bunraku, any Tarantino movie, and mayb elike...forrest gump??

7. If you could meet any one person of your choice living or dead who would it be?

Bach, for dead. I'd love to tell him he was better than he thought. Alive?  go s h.

A very old man from india. I'd love to just sit with him and listen to his story.

8. Your childhood hero was..?

FDISOFHDSOIAHFDOSI im weird and it was clint eastwood (still is?)

9. Have you every cheated at a game?

only if i hate the bitch im playing with

10. Tea or Coffee?

Neither. Not sure how i survive this modern age

11. Your perfect breakfast would be …. with ….?

RIGHT NOW? ADAM GOLDBERG AND RUSSELL HARVARD. We could sit and make fun of people.

Okay so now my questions:

1.) Like reading? If so, favorite books?

2.) Favorite classical, rock/20thcentury, and modern artists? (music or art)

3.) Favorite realistic tvshow/vs fantasy

4.) This is a lot hard than i anticipated. buttons?

5.) One of the mot perfect places you've ever been.

6.) If you could do any one thing, would you go to a who or a what?

7.) WHAT EXOTIC PET WOULD YOU HAVE ??

8.) otp that is currently destroying your life??

9.) Geek or nerd, or coolguy?

10.) your 6th gif/picture in any folder.

I am tagging:

Mayoffnaise

nathaliaarcher

ithinkwehitametaphor

lemonison

Magic-works

all-aboard-the-feels-train

wikuschka